Nightscrawlers

Storm: Emma, would you give please me the number of your plastic surgeon? I think my boobs are getting sacky...

Emma: You know, I started wearing long trousers to cover my cellulitis.

Cyclops: My powers suck so I've finally decided to poke out my eyes. Anyone got a toothpick?
Havok: Great idea! And I'll chop off my hands with a razorblade.

Xavier: From now on, you all will be wearing these "I'm with stupid --->" t-shirts over your uniforms and those false moustaches. With this new comical and likeable appearence humans will look at us in a whole different way and finally abandon all fear and hatred they hold against us.

Northstar: I'm cured! I'm not gay anymore!

Lilandra: I just loooooove watching Star Trek.

Wolverine: It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood, a beautiful day for a neighbor...

Iceman: Me so excited, me cannot hide it. Me so hot! Hot! Hot!

Storm: I can't stop the rain against my window...

cerebro / cerebra : "I'm sorry Xavier, I can't let you do that."

You get it?!? Cerebro speaking, but like HAL 9000?!? It's funny!

Xavier: Please MTV, pimp my ride!!!

Wolverine: I've always wanted to be Michael Jackson!

Kurt: I know this may be shocking...but I got a sex change. See?

Xavier: I am an agent of Magneto's and I shall betray you all with your secrets!

Scott: Don't mind me. I'm just a stalker.

Mystique: This is the song that never ends...yes it goes on and on my friends...

Wolverine: I love you, you love me, we're a happy family...

Wolverine: I'm ditching the cigars and cigarettes to fulfill my lifelong dream of becoming THE NUTCRACKER PRINCE!!!!!!!!

Xavier: Will you being wearing a tutu?

Wolverine: cheerio

Nightcrawler oh great master Mephisto!

[Edited on 9/1/07 by Bluefuzz]

Kurt: Hi Sage!
Sage: Hi.
Kurt: Aren't you coming?
Sage: To what?
Kurt: You told me you were gonna help me with Kitty's birthday decorations.
Sage: Whoops! I totally forgot about that!


News Reporter to Kurt: You look like the devil. Are you?
Kurt: Only to pretty girls on our third date.

Shadowcat: Kurt, what happened to you!?!
Nightcrawler: I got stuck in the Mojoverse.
Shadowcat: So...your a girl?
Nightcrawler: Yes.
Shadowcat: OMG!!! Beast was right! I AM lesbian!
Nightcrawler: Who is he to say you are?

(Nightie chages back to normal)

Shadowcat: Hooray! Do you know what that means?
Nightcrawler: That Beast is a deuche bag?
Shadowcat: No. I'm straight!!!!
Nightcrawler: (thinking) maybe I should tell her I'm gay.

Scott: "DUDE I JUST FARTED!" *bwahahaha

Blob: "You know what...maybe I don't need this last Big Mac."

Charles Xavier: "I think I'd rather hit the wheels today instead of walk, thank you though."

Magneto: "You know what...maybe Humans are okay. I'm gonna go play frisbee with one."

Azazel: You know, I just love these great family moments.

Nightie: Smoke if you got'em!

Kurt: Look, Squirrel Girl! A bird feeder! Let's raid it!

Juggernaut to Logan: Lets be PALS!

Logan: YAY!

Nightcrawler to Mephisto: YOUR MY IDOL!!:worship

Xavier: GUESS WHAT? X:Men: What? Xavier: CHICKEN BUTT!

Apocalypse to Sinister: Nathaniel? Sinister: Yes Apocalypse: I think its time I revealed my true feelings for you Sinister Whats going on? Apocalypse: I LOVE YOU!!! Sinister: ME TOO!

Magneto: I'm a Barbie girl in a barbie world!

Magneto to a human: I LOVE YOU!

lol, Chicken Butt.

Angel: Sorry. I can't. I'm afraid of heights.

Colossus: You know, the whole "metal skin" thig is overrated...

Nighty: Does this tail look my but look big?

Wolverine: I'll have the chablis and an egg-white omelette.

Xavier while hooked up to Cerebro and talking to the team while they're on a mission.

"We need more dots! Where ar the dots? Hit them like you need it. When you get to 40% stop throwing dots.....watch the tail." *someone else comes in to cerebro goes away* "WHO THE F#@K WAS THAT!?!"

if you don't get that, watch this, warning, language. : Link

How about this

Any Character dies but doesn't come back!

NO kidding, Bobj1!!! Truth!!!!

Hubby came up with this (he doesn't read X-men but, having me as Wifey, gets inundated with unwanted tidbits of X-lore): Professor Xavier: "I didn't really need to track anyone. I just like coming into the Cerebro room to get away from those annoying muties!"

Originally posted by Bobj1
How about this

Any Character dies but doesn't come back!

What, you mean like Sabretooth???
*ducks a smack from Scummy*

[Edited on 6/9/2008 by Esynthia]

Give them time. Didn't Thunderbird even come back? I mean, really Marvel people. This willing suspension of disbelief gives one a mental hernia after twenty years or so. *snicker*

Shhhhh. Don't tell Scummy that, it might give him a false sense of hope. *ducks again*

[Edited on 6/9/2008 by Esynthia]

Go set something unimportant on fire and quit being mean to the dear boy.

Well, Maggott died, the only real South African X-Man, and they went and killed him off....and he's STILL dead. Which is a major shame.

:"I'm back and I'm going to wreak pointless and ineffective vengeance on all of you with my Squid army!!"

This one is for the musical theater geeks.

Wolvie: Oh, what a beautiful MOR-ning...

Oh wait. We kind of did hear that, didn't we?

[Edited on 9/6/2008 by Angelique]