Here, I'll make up for it with an actual funny one:
Archangel: "Why can't I just make the world a better place for mutants?"
Well, it's not that it's mean. It's just that Nightcrawler actually would say that unless he's brought back as the sort who can't even take a miraculous resurrection in good stride, in other words, worse than the Angsty McWhinypants a couple writers made of him.
Back to musical theater references:
Namor: And I'm never ever sick at sea!
Atlantis: What, never?
Namor: No, never.
Atlantis: What, never?
Namor: Well... hardly ever...
Meddle not with the heartstrings of fans, for we are powerful and hold your pursestrings.
PsychoKez056 wrote:Logan : hey scott pass me the pink nail polish would you?
"If you live your life to please everyone else, you will continue to feel frustrated and powerless. This is because what others want may not be good for you. You are not being mean when you say NO to unreasonable demands or when you express your ideas, feelings, and opinions, even if they differ from those of others.â€
Magneto watching history channel: I was there, and that's not how it happened at all this is completely inaccurate! *begins writing a strongly worded note to the history channel*
LOL he blows away cities with a single word, how sad to waste that word on spatula. It would be pathetically humorous.
Warren: "These wings are a total burden. They're weighing me down, big time."
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Armor: "Professor Monroe what's the weather today?"
Ororo (Just got out of bed and is making coffee in kitchen): "How the hell should I know? What do I look like to you, the weather lady? Put on News Channel 5."
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Scott: What's your favorite sitcom?
Logan: Becker.
Scott: Really? You're a Ted Danson fan?
Logan: No. I'm a Becker fan.
Kurt: I'm partial to Fraiser but I find that I would rather watch Arrested Development, other off-beat comedies that don't necessarily have the laugh-tracks. Like The Office, Modern Fam-
Logan: -Becker doesn't use a laugh track.
Scott: What're you talking about? Of course they did.
Logan: Becker was filmed in front of a live studio audience, damn it. That laughter was authentic, bub, you better believe it.
Kurt: (awkward glance to Scott) Okay Logan... It was real laughter.
Scott: (grinning) yeah, just like FRIENDS
Logan: YOU SHUT UP ABOUT FRIENDS! THEY STUCK TOGETHER THROUGH EVERYTHING! IT WAS A SHOW THAT GREW WITH AMERICA!
Scott/Kurt: Ooookay,...
Logan: (grumbling) Joey would've been funny too if people had given it a shot...