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Scott: Logan, I have this unnerving desire to see you naked... is that so wrong!!!?????
Logan: No, you're right all along.... I wanna see you too Cyke! Come here! (they both strip eachother then Jean comes in)
Jean: Um, Scott... you should've told me you liked Logan when he first got here! Now I can leave you and go see Storm in the shower!!
You get it? It's things we'd definatly never hear coming out of the X-Men's mouths! Let the games begin!:wolvie
Logan: No, you're right all along.... I wanna see you too Cyke! Come here! (they both strip eachother then Jean comes in)
Jean: Um, Scott... you should've told me you liked Logan when he first got here! Now I can leave you and go see Storm in the shower!!
You get it? It's things we'd definatly never hear coming out of the X-Men's mouths! Let the games begin!:wolvie
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Xavier: Scott, despite your unceasing devotion to this team, I'm afraid it is time for you to step down as Team Leader. I have a replacement already lined up..
Scott: What.. Storm again?
Xavier: [Shakes his head with a solemn look on his face.] Team, meet your new leader: Mammomax!
Scott: What.. Storm again?
Xavier: [Shakes his head with a solemn look on his face.] Team, meet your new leader: Mammomax!
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Anyone: I have peepee in my poopoo
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Any X-mun: Let's kill all humans
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Logan: I totally need a manicure.
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LOL!That last one was funny.Nice going Angelique!
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Havok to Polaris: A date with Iceman? Have fun!
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LO-FUCKING-L!!!!!!Originally posted by Crocodile Hunter
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"If you live your life to please everyone else, you will continue to feel frustrated and powerless. This is because what others want may not be good for you. You are not being mean when you say NO to unreasonable demands or when you express your ideas, feelings, and opinions, even if they differ from those of others.â€
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Jean(talking to young student about dead pet.)-I'm sorry, Juilan, but dead is dead.
Logan: Hello my name is James and I'm a Alcholic.
Strong Guy- Can someone lift that.
Logan: Hello my name is James and I'm a Alcholic.
Strong Guy- Can someone lift that.
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Jean: "I'm not dead yet! I'm getting better! I think I'll go for a walk. I don't want to go on the cart! I feel happy! I feel happy!"
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Xavier: My X-Men, I have the most startling of revelations to make..
[Stands up from wheelchair to rather unimpressed results.]
Wolverine: So what.. it's been done before
Xavier: But did I do this?
[Begins break-dancing about the mansion floor as Cerebro opens up to reveal a disco-ball that shines throughout the whole mansion. Dazzler starts up a lightshow as Charles begins spinning on his head.]
Kurt to Logan: You just got served!!:LOL
[Stands up from wheelchair to rather unimpressed results.]
Wolverine: So what.. it's been done before
Xavier: But did I do this?
[Begins break-dancing about the mansion floor as Cerebro opens up to reveal a disco-ball that shines throughout the whole mansion. Dazzler starts up a lightshow as Charles begins spinning on his head.]
Kurt to Logan: You just got served!!:LOL
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Back to manicures:
X-23 says to Wolverine: "Great. I'll do yours and Yuriko's nails, then you can do mine!"
X-23 says to Wolverine: "Great. I'll do yours and Yuriko's nails, then you can do mine!"
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LMBO!!!!!!!!! Those last 2 were hilarious!!:LOL
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Ice man : Rogue, there is something i want to tell you ...
Rogue : What ?
Ice man : Well, in that last fight against pyro, something really important melted off ...
Rogue : No, not that ...
Ice man : I'm afraid so ...
Rogue : What ?
Ice man : Well, in that last fight against pyro, something really important melted off ...
Rogue : No, not that ...
Ice man : I'm afraid so ...
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Logan: You know, that "So says gthe Phoenix!" stuff is so corny but she's still so hot!
Storm: I summon the full power of the storm!
Logan: I'm practically droolin! That one was so corny I think I need a barf bag! Still hot though.
Bobby: Jean or Storm Logan.
Logan: Let me get them both in bed then I'll tell you my answer.
Bobby: .........No..... ummm.... I was thinking more along the lines of me Storm, Jean AND Rogue.....
Logan: And I get?.......
Bobby: Ummm nada.....
Logan: Oh, I see.....
Storm: I summon the full power of the storm!
Logan: I'm practically droolin! That one was so corny I think I need a barf bag! Still hot though.
Bobby: Jean or Storm Logan.
Logan: Let me get them both in bed then I'll tell you my answer.
Bobby: .........No..... ummm.... I was thinking more along the lines of me Storm, Jean AND Rogue.....
Logan: And I get?.......
Bobby: Ummm nada.....
Logan: Oh, I see.....
"It's one o'clock bub! Time ta get yer face ripped off!"--Logan
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Gambit: Hey Kurt...
Kurt: Yes mien fruend?
Gambit: You know, I've thought 'bout it and I....I....I wanna go to church wit you!
Kurt: Really?! You do? Ok! I'll take you Sunday.
Gambit: I must wait that long? I want to go NOW!!
Kurt: Umm... no... you must wait till Sunday to go.
Gambit: I must go now. I would like God to fogive my wrong doings!!
Kurt: Ok that's it! I'm NOT taking you! NOT!! DO YOU HEAR ME!? I DON'T WANT YOU SAVED! YOU' RE BETTER OFF THAT WAY!!
Gambit: Ummm....NOW? Pweease?
Kurt::shakeno
Kurt: Yes mien fruend?
Gambit: You know, I've thought 'bout it and I....I....I wanna go to church wit you!
Kurt: Really?! You do? Ok! I'll take you Sunday.
Gambit: I must wait that long? I want to go NOW!!
Kurt: Umm... no... you must wait till Sunday to go.
Gambit: I must go now. I would like God to fogive my wrong doings!!
Kurt: Ok that's it! I'm NOT taking you! NOT!! DO YOU HEAR ME!? I DON'T WANT YOU SAVED! YOU' RE BETTER OFF THAT WAY!!
Gambit: Ummm....NOW? Pweease?
Kurt::shakeno
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Emma: Brrr! I'm cold. Maybe I should cover up.
Psylocke: Blasted ride-up! Could we stop fighting for a second? I need to glue my costume back to my bum!
Kitty Pryde: (bumps into wall) Ouch!
Psylocke: Blasted ride-up! Could we stop fighting for a second? I need to glue my costume back to my bum!
Kitty Pryde: (bumps into wall) Ouch!
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LMBO!!! Those r funny guys!
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Shadowcat: I'm gonna rip off your face and eat it, you bloody bastard!!!
Wolverine: Scott, I want you to relax, calm down, take a deep breath. Look at me, boy, look into my eyes, just relax. You know, violence is never the best solution to a problaaaaargh *blasted away by Cyclops*
Beast: *wuff*wuff*
Wolverine: That waxing did hurt but look how smooooth my legs got.
Wolverine: Scott, I want you to relax, calm down, take a deep breath. Look at me, boy, look into my eyes, just relax. You know, violence is never the best solution to a problaaaaargh *blasted away by Cyclops*
Beast: *wuff*wuff*
Wolverine: That waxing did hurt but look how smooooth my legs got.
And now there's life/ And a chance to make up for all those mistakes/ But please don't get me wrong/ Cos everything was honest/ True and from the heart/ There's still the same old hang ups so don't fret/ It's not safe yet/ And who knows there's always time to screw up again
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Beast: Hey, Kurt want to come with me to the spa for a full body wax job?
[Edited on 21/7/06 by Saffire]
[Edited on 21/7/06 by Saffire]
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Kurt: God is dead, and I hate women too. Now Mephisto, about that deal you wanted to make...
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Jamie Madrox- One thing at a time! I can't be everywhere at once!
Rahne Sinclair- Meeow!
Siryn: Can't talk. Got laryngitis.
Rahne Sinclair- Meeow!
Siryn: Can't talk. Got laryngitis.
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Remy: I wish all these pretty women would just leave me alone
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you know, you can allways use edit button. Triple posting isnt less against the rules as double posting.Alkuperäinen postittaja wsg
Gambit: Hey Kurt...
Kurt: Yes mien fruend?
Gambit: You know, I've thought 'bout it and I....I....I wanna go to church wit you!
Kurt: Really?! You do? Ok! I'll take you Sunday.
Gambit: I must wait that long? I want to go NOW!!
Kurt: Umm... no... you must wait till Sunday to go.
Gambit: I must go now. I would like God to fogive my wrong doings!!
Kurt: Ok that's it! I'm NOT taking you! NOT!! DO YOU HEAR ME!? I DON'T WANT YOU SAVED! YOU' RE BETTER OFF THAT WAY!!
Gambit: Ummm....NOW? Pweease?
Kurt::shakeno
(look, four edits like four posts but doesnt break the rules)
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