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Post by Esynthia » Sun Nov 22, 2009 5:25 am

Slarti: ok, the cat humped up into the candle
HoodedMan: o.o
tascil: wtf?
Slarti: ....JUMPED
Fergie: HAAA
Fergie: It felt the burning urge
Rogue: LMAO typo win
tascil: :D
tascil: It was in heat.


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Post by HoodedMan » Mon Nov 23, 2009 7:37 pm

!seen Batman
Kyle, I don't remember seeing batman.
that's because he's the goddamn BATMAN

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Post by Esynthia » Thu Dec 03, 2009 9:14 pm

Slurkumi: and i'm now reading the complaints, and the report of the $300 an hour attorney the county hired to try to head this off
Freak: 300 dollar an hour?
Freak: wtf?!
Slurkumi: yep. $300 an HOUR
Freak: I already know WHO is the real criminal in this
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Post by Esynthia » Mon Dec 07, 2009 4:10 pm

Rogue: what about midget killer clowns in your bedroom, El? :toothy
Elwing: that's so good!
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Post by Raven Hare » Tue Dec 08, 2009 5:15 am

[00:05] Hector: hm...
[00:05] Hector: it's quiet tonight.
[00:05] *** sovietxzion has joined #nightscrawlers.
[00:05] Hector: i had to say it...
[00:05] * sovietxzion falls into chat
[00:06] * sovietxzion burps and scratches his sweaty mangos "whaddya ladies up to!?"
[00:07] Bobby: You fixed that, Johnboy
[00:07] Hector: i know...
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Post by Esynthia » Sat Dec 12, 2009 5:03 am

[23:02] *** Hepzibah has joined #nightscrawlers.
[23:02] Hector: yay!
[23:02] Hector: where did you go?
[23:02] Hector: why did you leave us!
[23:02] Hector: never do it again!
[23:02] *** Hepzibah has signed off IRC (Quit: Trillian (http://www.ceruleanstudios.com).
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Post by stjohn » Sat Dec 12, 2009 9:13 am

[03:07] Hepzibah: uh huh. should I call you pot or kettle??
[03:08] Hector: Pot! ;)
[03:09] Hepzibah: LOL - of course
Stjohn: did i walk in on yall doing :shifty?
* Bobby covers Lorna's goodies and whistles innocently.
Lorna: You see nothing!
Stjohn: pay no attention to the couple under the covers?
Lorna: There is no couple, no covers, and, on a different note, no spoon.
Stjohn: I don't believe you. I'm holding a spoon right now.
Lorna: Well damn

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Post by Esynthia » Sun Dec 13, 2009 7:01 am

Bobby: it matches my red purse
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Post by Esynthia » Sun Dec 13, 2009 8:51 am

typed in main:

Jason: Almost typed done in here
Jason: which is odd because both of you got my dones.
Raya: lol
Monet: LOL
Raya: >> are we getting more than that?
Monet: only if he's finished. :coy
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Post by Slarti » Mon Dec 14, 2009 1:25 am

Kyle: Gah! Mothersucking midget in my tea!
Kyle: .....midget?
Bobby: :shifty
Kyle: WTF
Kyle: the other thing
Bobby: that's some special tea there steyn
Kyle: tiny little bug
Rogue: LOL!
Bobby: sure it's not got acid in it?
Kyle: in afrikaans it's called a muggie
Kyle: lost in translation'
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Post by Esynthia » Mon Dec 14, 2009 6:03 am

in main after a few typos:

Bobby: wtf why can't i type?!
Hepzibah: lol - it's late?
sovietxzion: because your boob hurts?
Rogue: its the cocospunk

in pm after I'd pointed that out:

Bobby: dong
Bobby: ....DONE
Bobby: ><
Rogue: LOL!!!!!
Bobby: omg it IS the cocospunk1
Bobby: ....!!!!
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Post by wingyding » Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:43 pm

I bet he's all for the school uniforms
only for the girls
* Raya would not wear a school uniform for Bobby.
* Karr would
:shifty
* Jason would
* Raya would blackmail Jason with that!!
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Post by Esynthia » Fri Dec 18, 2009 6:59 am

HoodedMan: GOOD NIGHT, BOYS AND GIRLS.
Rogue: g'nite, HM.
sovietxzion: good night bottom pig
*** HoodedMan has signed off IRC (Quit: BAMF, motherfuckers!).
sovietxzion: :coy
*** HoodedMan has joined #nightscrawlers.
Rogue: LOL!
sovietxzion: LOL!
* sovietxzion waits to be kicked
* Rogue waits :shifty
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Post by Slarti » Fri Dec 18, 2009 8:53 pm

ProfXavier: ooooooooh
* ProfXavier pets Darren
ProfXavier: :content
Slurshimi: creepy in those pants
ProfXavier: Mohawk sooooooooooft
* Darren blinks at chat
Darren: ... is the headmaster molesting my hair?
ProfXavier: :content

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Post by puppygirl » Thu Dec 24, 2009 8:27 pm

:shifty
* @Kyle pulls Prototype into the closet for some hard action
*** Prototype has quit IRC: Client exited
the action was too hard
*** iTouch has joined #nightscrawlers
* @Kyle wonders if it would happen again
* @Kyle pulls iTouch into the closet for some hard action
*** Kyle has quit IRC: Ping timeout: 121 seconds
too hard for him that time.
O.o

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Post by Svartfreja » Fri Dec 25, 2009 4:45 am

May[sketchin]: ...i ate an entire pot of cocspunk...
May[sketchin]: *cocospunk
Bobby: :shifty
Bobby: well since my cocospunk is shampoo, that's pretty special
May[sketchin]: this was yoghurt
Bobby: ahhhh
Bobby: good
May[sketchin]: coconut yoghurt
Bobby: :shifty
* Bobby was worried there for ya for a sec
May[sketchin]: same consistancy and loo.
May[sketchin]: PFFFT.
May[sketchin]: like I'd eat sha-aaactually.
Bobby: LOL!
May[sketchin]: mmmm cocospunk
Eslurkia: lol!

--

* May[sketchin] is sticky O.o
May[sketchin]: its the cocspunk.
May[sketchin]: ...
Freja_: hee
May[sketchin]: *COCOSPUNK.
Bobby: ><
Bobby: i washed my hair with my cocospunk this morning
Bobby: i still smells good
Bobby: not sticky though :P
May[sketchin]: actually this is the white stuff on my whip this time
May[sketchin]: ...*walnut whip
May[sketchin]: i need to stop missing out words.
Bobby: LOL
Freja_: LOL
Eslurkia: lol!
May[sketchin]: gives out totally the wrong messege about me
May[sketchin]: :shifty
*** HoodedMan has joined #nightscrawlers.
May[sketchin]: actually as im sucking out the white stuff from the top, maybe not.
HoodedMan: o.o
May[sketchin]: ....HAI HM :cracked
Bobby: heee
Freja_: LOL
Bobby: hi HM!
Freja_: ./pat
May[sketchin]: though i'm not sure on the nut.
May[sketchin]: but then i've never been a fan of them.
May[sketchin]: ...walnut, that is.
Freja_: ROFL
HoodedMan: I always come in on the best lines.
Freja_: lol
Freja_: lucky you :P
*** May[sketchin] is now known as Mayfail.
Bobby: some lady is wrestling cake santa now
Mayfail: I blame it on the alcohol...I've yet to drink.
Mayfail: :shifty
Mayfail: And on the cocspunk.
Mayfail: ...OWTF laptop.
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Post by Esynthia » Mon Dec 28, 2009 6:30 am

* Kyle rolls around on hisback.
* Hector holds up a ball.
* Kyle sits up and gets unusually excited
* Hector waves it back and forth.
* Kyle leans to the one side and hten the other as he stares with interest at the ball.
* Hector draws back and chunks the ball.
* Hepzibah reclines on the back of the sofa and watches. "Dogs are easy..."
Hector: "So are cats." He grins and looks over at her with a wink.
* Kyle runs off after the ball, jumping for it and rolling on the ground to a stop, coming back with a rather proud trot.
Hepzibah: "Oh no, I was a LOT of trouble." She grins back and rolls over on her back.
*** Kyle has signed off IRC (Ping timeout: 121 seconds).
Hector: ...
Hector: I made him run off.
Hepzibah: LOL
Hepzibah: you didn't tell him he was a good boy and reward him!
Hector: I was going to...
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Post by Esynthia » Tue Dec 29, 2009 9:05 pm

* Slurki noms candy cane
* Kyle watches Slarti seductively sucking some sexy candy cane.
* Slurki crunches it
* Kyle winces
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Post by Esynthia » Wed Dec 30, 2009 2:19 am

* Malice hopes in Hepz
Hepzibah: someones hopes in me ^_^

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Post by Esynthia » Wed Dec 30, 2009 7:35 pm

Kyle: bobby came?
Hepz: stop being greedy with the snow! I want some.
Kyle: Hepz wants bobby spunk?
Bobby: >< I'd happily let you have it
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Post by Esynthia » Fri Jan 01, 2010 6:36 am

* Kyle plays with Rogue's boobies
Bobby: :naughty
Kyle: jigglejigglejiggle
Kyle: bounceybouncey
* Kyle takes a deep breath and sticks his face in between them for a real motorboat engine sound.
HoodedMan: Motorboat.
HoodedMan: Damn, you beat me to it.
Bobby: LOL >_O
* Kyle thinks the motorboat broke down
* Kyle gives HM the keys
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Post by Esynthia » Fri Jan 01, 2010 7:24 am

HoodedMan: But I'm tempted to fly to South Africa to make out with you myself.
Kyle: Aww, that's so nice of you
HoodedMan: Do you think I can get there on the $ in my checking account?
Kyle: hmm, don't think so
HoodedMan: Oh. Bollocks. :(
HoodedMan: Foiled! *ponders alternate plans*
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Post by Esynthia » Mon Jan 11, 2010 6:56 am

*** Dog is now known as Steyn.
* Steyn stares at dogshit in the hallway.
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Post by puppygirl » Mon Jan 11, 2010 11:36 pm

hmmm...
ohhhh tough choice!
oh! three-way? :puppy
* Victor stares at Scotty.
HOT!!!!!!!!
......
* Slurki fans mouth
and now we know what slarti thinks of that.
nuuuuuu
bad line placement?
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Post by Esynthia » Thu Jan 14, 2010 9:22 am

Kyle: Raaaawr!
* Hector hides.
*** Bobby has signed off IRC (Ping timeout: 121 seconds).
* Rogue swats at Kyle's tai NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Rogue: :bawl
Kyle: :puppy
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