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Post by fourpawsonthefloor » Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:31 pm

Hah! That is good. I have to admit that I've long thought that about poor ben grimm. I mean, just no.

The hulk though brings up the whole thing about warpath - I mean there are some pretty big boys out there. O.U.C.H.

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Post by The Drastic Spastic » Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:56 pm

Originally posted by fourpawsonthefloor
The hulk though brings up the whole thing about warpath - I mean there are some pretty big boys out there. O.U.C.H.


Hep is a slut though, you know she can take it.

(Too far? Haha.)
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Post by steyn » Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:56 pm

Frankly I'm surprised that Alicia would dump Ben. I thought woman would love a rock hard man in them.

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Post by Modern_Druid57 » Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:58 pm

Or the fact that if she dumped Ben suddenly her guide cane is origami
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Post by steyn » Fri Jun 13, 2008 4:08 pm

you know, if she really was wanting some fun, Ben and her would have gotten some fun out of that cane of hers :naughty

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Post by Bamfing_Bob » Sat Jun 14, 2008 5:53 pm

Man, I thought I was perverted...
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Post by fourpawsonthefloor » Sat Jun 14, 2008 6:44 pm

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Post by The Drastic Spastic » Sat Jun 14, 2008 9:26 pm

Originally posted by fourpawsonthefloor
It is hard to beat here.


Totally, who could get off on this shit?
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Post by steyn » Sat Jun 14, 2008 9:30 pm

you're kidding right? Do you know how many things are out there in the internet concerning unbelievably sized heros?


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Post by The Drastic Spastic » Sat Jun 14, 2008 9:33 pm

Originally posted by steyn
you're kidding right? Do you know how many things are out there in the internet concerning unbelievably sized heros?


:shifty not that I know :shifty


You think 8 inches is unbelievable?

Not that I've read every bit of super porn on the whole internet. :shifty
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Post by steyn » Sat Jun 14, 2008 9:34 pm

who said anything about small sizes? :shifty

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Post by Bamfing_Bob » Sun Jun 15, 2008 4:09 am

Is this going to far? Or is that what she said? :LMAO
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Post by steyn » Sun Jun 15, 2008 4:26 am

depends...how far do you think we could take it? :smirk

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Post by Bamfing_Bob » Sat Jun 21, 2008 5:09 am

I don't know, but I don't think we could ask the Hulk...
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Post by Ult_Sm86 » Sat Jun 21, 2008 5:13 am

Antman just hops in there and squiggles around. :naughty:naughty:naughty:naughty


I personally can't even begin to imagine how much it sucks if Vic does it... I mean seriously, if you know cats you know what they got at the end there. Poor ladies... poor :blink
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Post by Nachtkriec » Thu Apr 15, 2010 12:25 pm

they forgot Rogue, and those of you who think juggernaut cant do it, you would be amazed http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/3/39 ... _super.jpg

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Post by neling4 » Fri Apr 16, 2010 7:46 pm

Can't do what?
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Post by Nachtkriec » Thu Apr 22, 2010 2:29 pm

did you read "the sex life of the hulk and more superheros"?
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Post by neling4 » Fri Apr 23, 2010 1:30 am

I'm an innocent old lady. I don't know anything about that kind of stuff. Just ask my kids.
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Post by Saint Kurt » Fri Apr 23, 2010 2:48 am

Ult_Sm86 wrote:I personally can't even begin to imagine how much it sucks if Vic does it... I mean seriously, if you know cats you know what they got at the end there. Poor ladies... poor :blink


Even so, cats aren't exactly well endowed. I mean, I've never heard anybody brag about "being hung like a cat".

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Post by The Drastic Spastic » Thu Apr 29, 2010 11:10 am

Nachtkriec wrote:they forgot Rogue



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Post by JackSkulls » Thu Apr 29, 2010 5:00 pm

Black Bolt can do it, but you better not make him moan or you'll destroy the planet, so I think he'd prolly avoid it
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Post by Ult_Sm86 » Mon Sep 19, 2011 6:15 am

Has anyone ever read Spider-Man: Reign?

In it, Old-Man Peter Parker talks about how all those times he had kissed his wife, held her, made love to her...

He was seeping radiation into her and slowly killing her over time.

Sick, awful, tragic, and you know what?

It totally makes sense too.
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