Kerry: A very merry unbirthday to us!
Scrawlers: To who?
Kerry: To us!
Scrawlers: Oh us!
Kerry: A very merry real birthday to Ferg!
Scrawlers: Who Ferg?
Kerry: Yes, Ferg!
Scrawlers: Oh, Ferg!
Kerry: Let's all congratulate us with another cup of tea
A very merry unbirthday to us!
Now, statistics prove, prove that you've one birthday
Imagine, just one birthday every year
Ah, but there are three hundred and sixty four unbirthdays!
Precisely why we're gathered here to cheer
Scrawlers: A very merry real birthday to you, to you
Ferg:
To me?
All: To you!
Kerry: A very merry unbirthday
Ferg: For us?
All: For us!
Kerry: Now blow the candle out my dear
And make your wish come true
Happy Birthday Ferg! Here's some Harry Potter for you!
Magneto: "That was really Xorn's twin brother possessed by the sentient mould, Sublime, pretending to be me, pretending to be Xorn."
Beast: "That defies all logic."
Magneto: "Ohhh like none of you have ever died before!"
-Death Becomes Them, Floating Hands Studios
The Thing: "Didn't they come up with a cure for your kind?"
Wolverine: "You gotta problem with mutants?"
The Thing: "I meant Canadians."
-Astonishing X-Men #7