How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

Post by **Slarti** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 3:00 pm

Depends on the breed!

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp!

Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants. . . .

Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeze huh, pleeeeeeeeze!

Malamute: Let the Border collie do it. And while he's busy, bring me his food.

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on your shoes in the dark.

Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

Mastiff: None. Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark. Or much of anything, frankly. 'Cept maybe Chuck Norris.
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Pointer: I see it, I see it; there, over there; there it is, right there!!!

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd: One, but first you have to put all the bulbs in a little circle ...

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?

I found this little gem in the comments to this story: Woman bites dog.

Post by **Starfish** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 3:35 pm

That's brilliant! Great find!

Post by **JSherlock** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 6:34 pm

Oh, that's fantastic!

littlebamf · Post by **littlebamf** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 7:20 pm

Oh so much love for this, fantastic!

GreenLanternGrl · Post by **GreenLanternGrl** » Mon Apr 07, 2008 9:44 am

well, you managed to amuse me at least.