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Cool Images Excuse Bad Writing (or, "Why Ep. II Sucked")

Postby Ult_Sm86 » Thu May 06, 2010 7:50 am

Okay so... his voice is annoying... at first. I think it's a perfect monotone for the character.

And his character is supposed to be some kind of crazed creeper as well wich is erroneous and pointless, but is clearly making fun of Lucas by throwing that in there (thus parodying irrelevant storylines). Especially since he's just trying to "share his pain" ;) !

But this guy RedLetterMedia has nailed it. Right on the head.

This 9-Part Analysis of "The Attack of the Clones" is perfect.

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5 <--- Best one

Part 6

Part 7 George Lucas ruins the "Lightsaber" and "The Force" all in one scene.

Part 8

Part 9(Final Part) This bit analyzes George's supposed "writing" and the rest of his crew's "film making" and reveals the lack of creativity used in the film and is a bit of an overture of all the previous points in an attempt to connect to George's lack of understanding in how to write a screenplay. Yes that's a long sentence.


And yes, he has done a two parter for James Cameron's [url=forum.yesbutnobutyes.com/assets_c/2010/01/avatar_cam-10649.html]"Avatar"[/url], in two parts.
"This is some kind of sci-fi comedy film...
"When you break all this shit down you can see how people can be tricked by the magical world of cinema."
And yes... it's everything your brain thought of but your mouth couldn't put to words.

[Edited on 6/5/10 by Ult_Sm86]

[Edited on 6/5/10 by Ult_Sm86]
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Postby Garble » Thu May 06, 2010 10:51 pm

His Star Trek stuff is great too. I wish he'd do more.
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Cool Images Excuse Bad Writing (or, "Why Ep. II Sucked")

Postby Ult_Sm86 » Thu May 06, 2010 11:06 pm

I'm almost afraid to watch the Star Trek stuff 'cause I love them so much and I hate Episode II so very much, and it makes me scared that he may ruin them for me. But I'll eventually watch them I'm sure.
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Postby Garble » Tue May 11, 2010 12:30 am

He only rips on the Next Generation movies, and he does it in way that only a fan of STTNG could.
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