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The Human Centipede - Don't Watch

Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 3:02 am
by Ult_Sm86
The trailer for The Human Centipede is here: Don't watch it and if you do, I warned you.

Seriously.

Don't watch this.
NSFW.
NSFC.
NSFAnyone.

In terms of originality, this movie is genius. I've never even contemplated a concept like this before, it's very..... smart? I guess.

But it's insane.
Look, I'm not kidding. You have to be insane to think of this, let alone be the guy doing it in the movie. The concept alone demands mental institutionalization. Seriously. SERIOUSLY. Don't believe me? Watch the trailer (don't watch the trailer).

It pushes the envelope.
It breaks the brain... maybe laws.... I know they couldn't get an American company to back it financially, not one that was worth it, so they used IFC (who will really put any movie out... they have no morales), and filmed in Germany with a primarily German cast.


You need to be some kind of crazy kink to think up this shit. I mean it.

Don't.
Watch. This trailer. Seriously, don't watch it.

:toothy

(None of this was sarcasm, I seriously was disgusted with it, and do currently feel sick and haunted right now as a result)

The Human Centipede - Don't Watch

Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 5:08 pm
by Elwing
Okay. I didn't watch it. What now?

The Human Centipede - Don't Watch

Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 5:10 pm
by Slarti
Hey, it's a weekend at Freak's house!

That was terrible, lol, and I don't mean in the shocking, original way. You clearly haven't seen enough horror movies if that trailer got you. ;)

The Human Centipede - Don't Watch

Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 7:53 pm
by steyn
LMAO, so the movie is just about a surgeon with a scat fetish

The Human Centipede - Don't Watch

Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 8:11 pm
by Bamfing_Bob
NO. NO NO NO NO NO NO.

The Human Centipede - Don't Watch

Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 9:22 pm
by puppygirl
You say 'Human Centipede' and the fist thing that comes into mind is this http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/silen ... _final.jpg :shifty

The only thing that surprises me about this is the fact it's not Japanese, seriously >.>

The Human Centipede - Don't Watch

Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 3:06 am
by Angelique
Being a good girl, I didn't watch the trailer. Being morbidly curious, however, I read the reviews instead. I think those responsible for the movie "Manos: The Hands of Fate" may be happy to know that theirs no longer deserves the distinction of being the Worst Movie Ever.

Honestly, what kind of desperation motivated the actresses in particular to such a point that they'd willingly take roles like that?

One good thing about this movie: it may bring about the end of the torture porn genre. (From my mouth to... God's ear! Really, where else?)

The Human Centipede - Don't Watch

Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 4:17 am
by Ult_Sm86
Slarti: WTH movies are you watching that this is dust off your shoulder?

Steyn: :LMAO

Bamf_Bob: WAI DID YOU WATCH IT?!?! I warned you!! :cracked

Ange: Worst Movie Ever: Freddy Got Fingered.

The Human Centipede - Don't Watch

Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 4:59 am
by Angelique
No. I haven't tried to sit through Freddy Got Fingered more because of disinterest rather than because of abject revulsion for the very premise and unpleasantly visceral empathy for the cast.

The Human Centipede - Don't Watch

Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 5:02 am
by Ult_Sm86
Well, TBF, Rip Torn is the only reason to watch that movie.
When he throws the TV and yells "FUCKKKEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" Throughout the entire neighborhood, is absolutely hilarious. The rest of the movie is stupid.

The Human Centipede - Don't Watch

Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 5:06 am
by Bamfing_Bob
I watched it... It raises too many questions... that I never wanted raised....

The Human Centipede - Don't Watch

Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 6:59 am
by Slarti
Heeheehee.

Manos the worst movie ever? Nah, not really. You should see the MST3K version!

The Human Centipede - Don't Watch

Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 5:22 pm
by Angelique
Slarti wrote:Heeheehee.

Manos the worst movie ever? Nah, not really. You should see the MST3K version!
Did. And they, for the first and only time, apologized to the audience for how bad the movie was. But I'll take ridiculously, sometimes hilariously bad over skin-crawling, painfully nauseating, mind-searingly degrading, tasting too literally like ass bad any day.

The Human Centipede - Don't Watch

Posted: Sat May 08, 2010 2:26 pm
by Garble
Angelique wrote:I think those responsible for the movie "Manos: The Hands of Fate" may be happy to know that theirs no longer deserves the distinction of being the Worst Movie Ever.
Actually, right now there's a cult following to give that title of honor to Troll 2.
They give it their own Rocky Horror style treatment and there's a documentary about the phenomenon.

/and ditto on wishing for the end of pop-culture torture-porn
//sadly the show 24 still gets ratings

The Human Centipede - Don't Watch

Posted: Sat May 08, 2010 9:36 pm
by HoodedMan
Belated response to the original poster:

The little boy's mother was off to market. She worried about her boy, who was always up to some mischief. She sternly admonished him, "Be good. Don't get into trouble. Don't eat all the cabbage. Don't spill all the milk. Don't throw stones at the cow. Don't fall down the well." The boy had done all of these things on other market days. Hoping to head off new trouble, she added, "And don't stuff beans up your nose!" This was a new idea for the boy, who promptly tried it out.

The Human Centipede - Don't Watch

Posted: Sun May 09, 2010 10:10 am
by The Drastic Spastic
That's yucky.