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The Human Centipede - Don't Watch

Postby Ult_Sm86 » Sat Apr 10, 2010 3:02 am

The trailer for The Human Centipede is here: Don't watch it and if you do, I warned you.

Seriously.

Don't watch this.
NSFW.
NSFC.
NSFAnyone.

In terms of originality, this movie is genius. I've never even contemplated a concept like this before, it's very..... smart? I guess.

But it's insane.
Look, I'm not kidding. You have to be insane to think of this, let alone be the guy doing it in the movie. The concept alone demands mental institutionalization. Seriously. SERIOUSLY. Don't believe me? Watch the trailer (don't watch the trailer).

It pushes the envelope.
It breaks the brain... maybe laws.... I know they couldn't get an American company to back it financially, not one that was worth it, so they used IFC (who will really put any movie out... they have no morales), and filmed in Germany with a primarily German cast.


You need to be some kind of crazy kink to think up this shit. I mean it.

Don't.
Watch. This trailer. Seriously, don't watch it.

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(None of this was sarcasm, I seriously was disgusted with it, and do currently feel sick and haunted right now as a result)
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Postby Elwing » Sat Apr 10, 2010 5:08 pm

Okay. I didn't watch it. What now?
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Postby Slarti » Sat Apr 10, 2010 5:10 pm

Hey, it's a weekend at Freak's house!

That was terrible, lol, and I don't mean in the shocking, original way. You clearly haven't seen enough horror movies if that trailer got you. ;)
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Postby steyn » Sat Apr 10, 2010 7:53 pm

LMAO, so the movie is just about a surgeon with a scat fetish
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Postby Bamfing_Bob » Sat Apr 10, 2010 8:11 pm

NO. NO NO NO NO NO NO.
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Postby puppygirl » Sat Apr 10, 2010 9:22 pm

You say 'Human Centipede' and the fist thing that comes into mind is this http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/silen ... _final.jpg :shifty

The only thing that surprises me about this is the fact it's not Japanese, seriously >.>
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Postby Angelique » Sun Apr 11, 2010 3:06 am

Being a good girl, I didn't watch the trailer. Being morbidly curious, however, I read the reviews instead. I think those responsible for the movie "Manos: The Hands of Fate" may be happy to know that theirs no longer deserves the distinction of being the Worst Movie Ever.

Honestly, what kind of desperation motivated the actresses in particular to such a point that they'd willingly take roles like that?

One good thing about this movie: it may bring about the end of the torture porn genre. (From my mouth to... God's ear! Really, where else?)
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Postby Ult_Sm86 » Sun Apr 11, 2010 4:17 am

Slarti: WTH movies are you watching that this is dust off your shoulder?

Steyn: :LMAO

Bamf_Bob: WAI DID YOU WATCH IT?!?! I warned you!! :cracked

Ange: Worst Movie Ever: Freddy Got Fingered.
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Postby Angelique » Sun Apr 11, 2010 4:59 am

No. I haven't tried to sit through Freddy Got Fingered more because of disinterest rather than because of abject revulsion for the very premise and unpleasantly visceral empathy for the cast.
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Postby Ult_Sm86 » Sun Apr 11, 2010 5:02 am

Well, TBF, Rip Torn is the only reason to watch that movie.
When he throws the TV and yells "FUCKKKEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" Throughout the entire neighborhood, is absolutely hilarious. The rest of the movie is stupid.
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Postby Bamfing_Bob » Sun Apr 11, 2010 5:06 am

I watched it... It raises too many questions... that I never wanted raised....
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Postby Slarti » Sun Apr 11, 2010 6:59 am

Heeheehee.

Manos the worst movie ever? Nah, not really. You should see the MST3K version!
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Postby Angelique » Sun Apr 11, 2010 5:22 pm

Slarti wrote:Heeheehee.

Manos the worst movie ever? Nah, not really. You should see the MST3K version!


Did. And they, for the first and only time, apologized to the audience for how bad the movie was. But I'll take ridiculously, sometimes hilariously bad over skin-crawling, painfully nauseating, mind-searingly degrading, tasting too literally like ass bad any day.
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Postby Garble » Sat May 08, 2010 2:26 pm

Angelique wrote:I think those responsible for the movie "Manos: The Hands of Fate" may be happy to know that theirs no longer deserves the distinction of being the Worst Movie Ever.


Actually, right now there's a cult following to give that title of honor to Troll 2.
They give it their own Rocky Horror style treatment and there's a documentary about the phenomenon.

/and ditto on wishing for the end of pop-culture torture-porn
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Postby HoodedMan » Sat May 08, 2010 9:36 pm

Belated response to the original poster:

The little boy's mother was off to market. She worried about her boy, who was always up to some mischief. She sternly admonished him, "Be good. Don't get into trouble. Don't eat all the cabbage. Don't spill all the milk. Don't throw stones at the cow. Don't fall down the well." The boy had done all of these things on other market days. Hoping to head off new trouble, she added, "And don't stuff beans up your nose!" This was a new idea for the boy, who promptly tried it out.
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Postby The Drastic Spastic » Sun May 09, 2010 10:10 am

That's yucky.
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