Twelve Days of Christmas (X-Men Parody)

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Twelve Days of Christmas (X-Men Parody)

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Yeah, I know that it's a bit belated, and that Christmas is already over and stuff, but still, when I got the idea to write this down, it just wouldn't leave. Random, kinda dumb.
Anyways, here it is (sung, of course, to the tune of Twelve Days of Christmas, wiht a few extra ntoes added here and there.)
On the first day of Christmas, this happened to me:
Bobby drank too much and had to pee.
He asked to use my bathroom, but I had to refuse.
"Because I am a girl,
And you're a guy and just cannot use mine."
Bobby ran away then, and Xander said to me,
"If Logan asks,
I was with you,
And it wasn't me who clogged up his toilet."
After Xander said this, Logan came up to me.
"Where is Xander?"
"Why do you ask?"
"He's got my plunger,
And caused my toilet to spew up his poop."
As Logan looked for Xander, I ran into Remy,
"John stole my socks,
Filled them with rocks,
Can't get 'em out!"
He seemed to shout.
"Oh my word, what is wrong with you people?"
As soon as I had said this, Rogue was at my door.
"Let Bobby pee,"
She said to me.
"Fine, let him in,"
I told her then.
Bobby raced inside
And Xander went to hide Logan's plunger.
There was a knock at my door, and guess who was outside?
"Yes, Mr. Wagner?"
"I need a favor."
"Can you catch me later?"
"I was wondering
If you could sing."
I stared at him.
"What the heck does that have to do with anything?"
Professor Xavier was the next one to come in.
"Yes, Professor?"
"Last night at ten,
A stranger came in.
He washed my head
With shoe polish."
"Why'd you tell me this?"
I had to ask.
"I had to tell someone," Xavier said.
Warren entered at that point and raised his hands up high.
"I must confess,
I wear a dress."
"Huh? What the heck?"
Alexander said.
"Stay out of sight!"
Remy tried to say.
"Ha! You can't hide!"
Logan turned his way.
And Ororo came in carrying a pie.
Kitty and Jubilee were next to arrive.
"Hey, everyone!
Cooking is fun!"
Kitty exclaimed.
"She cannot cook
To save her life,"
Jubilee cried.
Jean Grey ran in,
And to us she said,
"Okay, don't panic,
But Kitty's appetizer just came to life."
The appetizer came in, and I admit we stared.
Cyclops came in.
He blasted it.
"Well," Kitty said.
"Who wants eggs and ham?"
"Not if you made it,"
Piotr said
As he came in.
"Okay, this day
Can't get much worse,"
I had to say.
"I'm sorry that I stank up your bathroom."
I stared at Bobby when he told me this.
"I'm so sorry,
It wasn't me.
The pipes are clogged,"
Bobby explained.
"The appetizer
Just ate my visor!"
Cyclops exclaimed.
"I found my plunger!"
Wolverine said.
"Off of my bed!
Out of my room!"
And I chased them all out with my trusty broom!

Fin.

Okay, that was day one. If you guys want me to continue it, please speak up, and I'll do the other eleven days.
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Twelve Days of Christmas (X-Men Parody)

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Nothing's more christmassy than pee, plungers and poop.
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Originally posted by steynedvelvet
Nothing's more christmassy than pee, plungers and poop.
Seriously, I like that quote. Can I keep it? I don't know if I'll ever use it, but I like it.
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LMAO that's hilarious
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Post by wingyding »

LMAO, I love that. You should so do the other 11 days, meep. The first one was fantastic.
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hee, it's amazing! :D
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