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Postby Ferguson » Mon Sep 26, 2011 5:20 pm

Dear forumers, this is what you get for me making jokes about spam!

So welcome one and all to the first month of our very own 'Wacky' Challenge! This month's challenge, inspired by that bit of spam I just referenced, is to write an X-men themed version of any ABBA song.

Yes, I said ABBA, oh Mamma Mia!

So find your most loved (or most hated) song and get creative with it! Everyone is looking forward to what horrible and wonderful earworms we can inflict on one another, I'm sure! Also, there maybe even be a prize involved for whoever manages to be this challenge's Dancing Queen.
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Postby Ult_Sm86 » Mon Sep 26, 2011 5:23 pm

Deal.

I'm getting on that, right now.


It will feature "S.O.S."


.....

And Pierce Brosnan references.
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Postby Ferguson » Mon Sep 26, 2011 5:26 pm

It just dawned on me that "Wolverine" fits nicely to "Dancing Queen" when sang in the same rhythm. I find myself sorely tempted all ready.
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Postby Scumfish » Mon Sep 26, 2011 5:28 pm

Fergie I hate you.

I hate you so hard.

I am going to go and strangle a kitten now until I feel better.
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Postby Slarti » Mon Sep 26, 2011 5:38 pm

Ferguson wrote:It just dawned on me that "Wolverine" fits nicely to "Dancing Queen" when sang in the same rhythm. I find myself sorely tempted all ready.


:LMAO :love
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Postby Elwing » Mon Sep 26, 2011 5:43 pm

I must say I'm tempted...
*goes find her ABBA mp3's*
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Postby Ferguson » Mon Sep 26, 2011 5:46 pm

Yeeeeees, give us delicious poisonous earworms!
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Postby Elwing » Mon Sep 26, 2011 6:12 pm

was sitting by the phone
I was waiting all alone
Baby, by myself I sit and post and chat about you
It's a dark and dreary night
And my Spandex's way too tight
Won't you tell me honey how can I go on here without you

Yes, I'm down and feeling blue
I'm almost just as blue as you, oh-oh

BAMF, BAMF, why don't you give me a call
BAMF, BAMF, the happiest sound of them all
BAMF, BAMF, come here and crawl on my wall
And I sit all alone impatiently
Won't you please understand the need in me
So, BAMF, BAMF, why don't you give me a call
So, BAMF, BAMF, why don't you give me a call




O, c'mon somebody should be able to do better than that :*D
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Postby Slarti » Tue Sep 27, 2011 4:58 pm

Heee! Oh, I dunno, El - I like it!

I especially like the tight spandex and the 'come crawl on my wall'

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Postby Ferguson » Tue Sep 27, 2011 5:03 pm

Yeah, it's excellent, El. It'll definitely be a contender.

Anybody else? Mine awaits me at home tonight so perhaps there shall be another treat to join El's.
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Postby steyn » Tue Sep 27, 2011 6:05 pm

My resume:
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Challenge accepted.



[Edited on 27/9/2011 by steyn]
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Postby Slarti » Tue Sep 27, 2011 6:10 pm

LMAO Steyn!!!
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Postby Ferguson » Tue Sep 27, 2011 6:12 pm

Nooo, now the dancing icons are right after one another. I'm never going to get anything else done today!
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Postby Elwing » Tue Sep 27, 2011 6:50 pm

OMG OMG wee little dancing Deadpool! SQUEEEE! :cracked
Come up with the ABBA lyrics Steyn, we know you can do it!
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Postby steyn » Tue Sep 27, 2011 8:24 pm

sung to the tune of: Money, money, money


We fight all night, we fight all day, to rid the world of evil's way,
Ain't it sad,

And still they run and scream and flee, so scared of mutant anarchy,
That's too bad.

In my dreams, I have a plan,
to win over the heart of man,
We wouldn't have to fear the call, of giant robots or'cures' for all,

Mutie, mutie, mutie,
It's our duty,
in the human's world.

Mutie, mutie, mutie,
kick some booty,
in the human's world.

Aha-ahaaa

Al the things we can do,
If we didn't look so funny,
in the human's world.

It's a human's world.

X-men like us are hard to find, but I can do it with my mind,
makes me glad.

But if they have immunity, to my special telepathy,
then I'm sad.

So I must use, my cerebro,
to track down old Magneto,
And let my x-men win their fame by beating henchmen at his game.

mutie mutie mutie,
it's our duty,
in the human's world.

mutie mutie mutie,
kicking booty,
in the human's world.

aha-ahaaa

All the things we can do,
If we didn't look so funny,
in the human's world.

Mutie, mutie, mutie,
It's our duty,
in the human's world.

Mutie, mutie, mutie,
kick some booty,
in the human's world.

Aha-ahaaa

All the things we can do,
If we didn't look so funny,
in the human's world.

It's a human's world.




[Edited on 28/9/2011 by steyn]
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Postby steyn » Wed Sep 28, 2011 7:16 pm

Sung to the tune of Does your mother know



Burning hot, or freezing me,
So you're blue with a tail or a horn with a fang or two,
Baby, that isn't new.
There's that glow in your eyes,
I can read in your mind that your powers are driving you wild.
Ah, but you're no more a child.

Well I can tell you have powers,
growing giant flowers,
Does your mother know of your gift?
Oh you can fly through a mountain,
dissipate a fountain,
Does your mother know of your gift?

With your breathing,(with your breathing)
You will slowly grow,
but before you blow,
Does your mother know?
Powers flowing, (powers flowing)
slowly gifts will show,
Like controlling snow.
Does your mother know?

I can sense, what you are,
and you seem pretty shy to be showing your powerful stun.
but it burns like the sun.
So don't be mute, I'll wait a while,
Then we'll open our doors to the school and invite you with style.
But you're no more a child.

Well you can zap with your finger,
make illusions linger,
Does your mother know of your gift?
You can bend a metal penny,
turn yourself to many,
Does your mother know of your gift?

Levitation (levitation)
speedsters run and go,
make some objects glow,
Does your mother know?
Bilocation (bilocation)
Try to burn it all,
or you freeze it slow,
Does your mother know?

Well I can sense you have power,
make a person cower,
Does your mother know of your gift?

{Again Ill ask you so nicely,
word it so concisely,
Does your mother know of your gift?} x4



[Edited on 28/9/2011 by steyn]
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Postby Ferguson » Wed Sep 28, 2011 7:17 pm

Steyn, I must bow to your superior skill with ABBA in comparison to my own.
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Postby steyn » Wed Sep 28, 2011 7:27 pm

Does this mean I win?
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