Boreded Ceiling Cat makinkgz Urf n stuffs

Post by **Slarti** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:21 pm

Praise Ceiling Cat, who be watchin yu, may him has a cheezburger. This totally made my morning. I’m so converting to lolCatism.

Genesis: Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.

[Edited on 14-2-2008 by Slarti]

Ult_Sm86 · Post by **Ult_Sm86** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 7:30 pm

:worship:worship

Absolute Genius. Made of Win.

This is the best:

ow, teh burth of teh Christ was liek dis: After Marry and Joseph waz all "We's gonna get marrieded, kthnx", but before dey could had hankiez pankiez Mary was all pr3ggerz from Teh Ceiling Cat.19 Joseph was liek "I has virjn - NOOOO dey be stealin my virjn! Must hied hur".20 But when he was tihnkin, zomg, a WallCat frm Ceiling Cat was liek, "Oh hai! I'm in ur dreemz, givin u messij. Don't be scairdy cat. Taek Mary as ur wife - is virjn. But teh Forse is strong in tihs wun, lol! HovrCat is on hur, givn hur feetus, srsly." So joseph was liek " Oh yey I'm gonna love him and squeez him and call him george."21 But Wallcat was liek "No, you gonna call him Jebus, cso George bad name, srsly. cuz he save kittehs frum bein bad kittehs. Kthxbai."22 So all dis was all did cuz Ceiling Cat had sed it wud be. His proffit was all liek:23 "Hay guise, look! teh virjn iz all pr3ggers, and dey gonna call him A-manual", dat be joospeek for "Ceiling Cat wit us"24 Then Joseph waked up, done wat teh anjel frm Ceiling Cat tolded him to, and was all liek "U wit me now lol" at Mary.25 And dey didnt has teh HARBL GOES WHERE!?!? til affer dey gets a son and calleded him Jebus. Kthnx.

Post by **fourpawsonthefloor** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 12:14 am

An dont worry i wont watch u secksy, i not that kynd uf kitteh

That was my favorite line.

Paw

Post by **Elwing** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 7:56 am

Somebody had waaay to much time on their hands!

Ult_Sm86 · Post by **Ult_Sm86** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 2:27 pm

I'm sorta hoping its a whole slew of people because otherwise it's sort of uh...

That said though, if you read through revelations...

:clap

Ferguson · Post by **Ferguson** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 2:39 pm

It's...beautiful!

Seriously, this might be my favourite crack of all time. I cannot comprehend it's awesomeness.

I need to meet the people who have done this.

kamizzi · Post by **kamizzi** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 2:42 pm

I'm changing my faith. Srsly.

:lol

Post by **Elwing** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 2:51 pm

Amen.

Ceilingcat blows the invisible spaghetti monster right out of the water.... I was an atheist, but no longer, Srsly all hail ceilingcat! KTHNX!

Angelique · Post by **Angelique** » Sat Feb 16, 2008 12:19 am

Loved the end of Revelation!

"kthxbai!"