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Re: The Best of Nightscrawlers Chat!

Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 6:10 am
by Esynthia
*** Jack has quit IRC: Quit: Sunny is really from north korea!
<Monet> LOL
<Sunspot> Glorious LEader told me my secret was sa... I mean... what?
<Monet> >.>

Re: The Best of Nightscrawlers Chat!

Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 3:57 am
by Slarti
*** Fabian is now known as Fergisnaked
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<Sunspot> Was more than they knew how to handle, ferg.
<Fergisnaked> My nudity is hard to handle
<Cecilia> XD

Re: The Best of Nightscrawlers Chat!

Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 1:25 am
by Ult_Sm86

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Sunspot: Gonna be able tos et up x-force at this rate
Hope: we already had x-force
Sunspot: Well, I meant the current incarnation
Hope: oh, lol
Cecilia: wait are we talking Cable's mullet x-force or the current dark and twisty one?
Murphy: Mullets!
Sunspot: Which option has the word current in it. :P
Cecilia: what? Mullets never die!
Freja: lol
Freja: our x-force was better

Re: The Best of Nightscrawlers Chat!

Posted: Sat May 04, 2013 1:53 am
by Slarti
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<@Starfish> O.O
<@Slarti> ....
*** Jamie__ is now known as Jamie
<Janet_________________> ....
<@Starfish> wb
<Janet_________________> what the heck
<@Starfish> Daaaaaaaamn
<Janet_________________> I only got knocked off once today!
<@Slarti> well now that's just crazy
<@Starfish> That's the longest tail ever
<@Slarti> you get a noprize for that
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<@Starfish> Maybe chat decided to skip ahead
<Janet__________________> Probably.
<Janet__________________> Chat hates me xD
<@Slarti> no... wait
* @Starfish hugs
<@Slarti> for THAT
<Janet__________________> It just waits for me to fail.

Re: The Best of Nightscrawlers Chat!

Posted: Sat May 04, 2013 5:14 am
by Esynthia
* Jack climbs in bman's lap.
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* Jack falls on to the floor
<Jack> O-o
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* Jack climbs back on Bman's lap.
<Jack> I'm feeling great ^-^
<UltSM> i'm going to the library
<UltSM> bbiab
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* Jack faceplants.
<Jack> :(
* Jack climbs in Jean's lap instead for pettings ^-^

Re: The Best of Nightscrawlers Chat!

Posted: Sat May 18, 2013 5:20 pm
by Starfish
Jessica: I still think calling your kid 'possum' is just.... cruel
Jessica: and weird
Max: but great for when the kid is grown and having sex
Penny: XD
Jessica: lol
Max: "Oh Possum! Oh possum!"

Re: The Best of Nightscrawlers Chat!

Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 4:19 am
by PanicSwitch
12:10 AM Panic: Bome wb
...
12:11 AM Alison: I think he's a ghost
12:11 AM Bome: BOO!
12:11 AM Panic: XD

Re: The Best of Nightscrawlers Chat!

Posted: Tue May 28, 2013 12:30 am
by puppygirl
<Fabian> zombie jamie has returned again!
* Fabian points at zombie Jamie
<Jamie_> >.>
<Fabian> YOu know you like zombies!
<Fabian> holy crap, it's real!
* Jamie_ double taps
<@Jean> you double tapped... yourself
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Re: The Best of Nightscrawlers Chat!

Posted: Thu May 30, 2013 8:04 am
by PanicSwitch
4:00 AM Jack: well, to defend that sonic homo link, it's not gay until the balls touch
4:01 AM Cecilia: It's NEVER gay if you say no homo...no matter what happened :shifty
Jack has quit the server saying: Quit: Panic's right.
4:02 AM Cecilia: XD

Re: The Best of Nightscrawlers Chat!

Posted: Thu May 30, 2013 11:03 pm
by JSherlock
Alibi sighs
[4:01pm] Alibi: Someone tell me to do my homework, or no pudding?
[4:02pm] • Cassie gives pudding anyway
[4:02pm] Kevin: HOMEWORK OR NO PUDDING!
[4:02pm] • Alibi watches Cassie giveth, and Kevin taketh away.

Re: The Best of Nightscrawlers Chat!

Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2013 10:06 pm
by puppygirl
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<Jonas> that bubble popped.

Re: The Best of Nightscrawlers Chat!

Posted: Wed Jun 05, 2013 1:50 am
by Slarti
<@JSherlock> you’d think at 32 years old ryan gosling would be ryan goose by now
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<reportering> that joke was so bad it killed bome
<@JSherlock> apparently
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<@JSherlock> thank you, Tumblr.
<@JSherlock> D:

Re: The Best of Nightscrawlers Chat!

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 12:21 am
by Svartfreja
<@Shaw> yes, kill him! ....i'll be over here rescuing jess
<@Rott> Which part of her?
<Jessica> LOL
<@Shaw> ...
<@Shaw> if all her parts aren't attached and in factory condition i'll take over the choking
<@Rott> Do they have to be attached in the original positions?
<@Shaw> ....yes
* @Rott offers to add more boobies, perhaps?
<@Shaw> ....well....
<@Shaw> NO!
<@Rott> But they shoot acid
<@Rott> ...I'm starting to sound like Freak
<@Shaw> .....nooooo
<@Rott> Must be channeling the mad scientist
<@Shaw> you really are dude
* Fabian looks down at her chest.
<Fabian> It'd be awesome if they shot acid
<@Rott> XD
<@Shaw> speaking as someone who has had things come out of her boobs...
<Jessica> lol
<@Shaw> you don't want ANYTHING coming out of there
<Fabian> Yeah, leakage would be a concern
<Fabian> Just as long as it was a controllable thing I could see benefits though. The problem would be aim and pressure.
* @Shaw protects Jess' boobies
* Walt looks in main
<Fabian> pew, pew!

Re: The Best of Nightscrawlers Chat!

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2013 9:48 pm
by puppygirl
<Cecilia> four girls Fabian
<Cecilia> plaaaayyaaa
<Hisako> a mental patient, an asexual androgynous japanese girl and a night elf?
<Hisako> AND Beyonce, minus the goods?
<Hisako> h'dayum son
<@Fabian> Nobody can say Fabian has an actual 'type'
* Clarice coughs
<Clarice> Princess Batman, TYVM
<Cecilia> he's dated two half-black girls though both from the Caribbean :toothy
<Elizabeth> Hisako> a mental patient, an asexual androgynous japanese girl and a night elf? - Walk into a bar
<Clarice> xD
<Hisako> the barman says "which of you is wearing a costume?"
<Hisako> to which the night elf replies
<Hisako> "I'M BATMAN"

Re: The Best of Nightscrawlers Chat!

Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2013 11:11 pm
by puppygirl
<Freja> omg omg!
<Freja> RAIN!
<Freja> omg!
<Freja> lol
<@Shaw> that's a lot of excitement for rain
<Sunspot> Especially from someone living in england

Re: The Best of Nightscrawlers Chat!

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 12:07 am
by JSherlock
[4:49pm] • Cassie prods to see if Fabian is still alive
[4:50pm] Fabian: I'm dead on the inside
[4:51pm] Mayday: damn straight
[4:51pm] • Mayday thought SHE had family issues.
[4:51pm] Mayday: talk about sibling rivalries...
[4:51pm] Fabian: XD yeah, nothing like a good shot to the stomach
[4:52pm] Mayday: i guess she really blew him away
[4:52pm] Cecilia: and Esteban
[4:52pm] Mayday: she's been gunning for him for a while though, right?
[4:52pm] Mayday: :DDD
[4:52pm] JSherlock: lololol
[4:52pm] Mayday: that was a total shot to the gut though....
[4:52pm] Mayday: i just hope Fabian can stomach it

Re: The Best of Nightscrawlers Chat!

Posted: Sat Aug 03, 2013 10:51 pm
by puppygirl
<Kurt> ...you know i was turned down from joining the Evil League of Evil Geniuses?
<Kurt> yeah, so my friend who's a member outright said 'no' when i asked her
<Kurt> she said "You're not really 'evil', are you? You're Chaotic Good at best, and that's not even a KIND of 'evil'."
<Kurt> .....what the fuck!? seriously!?
<Darren> d'awwww
* Darren pats
<Kurt> dude, HOW THE HELL!?
<Kurt> my name is CHAOS, I'm a katana-wielding badass who hates society and lives on a steady diet of gym sessions and dating sims
<Kurt> you know what one of my new housemates said?
<Kurt> "I think you've just had a bad experience with a woman. My boyfriend says any guy who decides to be evil has usually had a terrible encounter with a girl in his life"
<Kurt> i mean, sure, i was like "well...yeah," but that isn't the ONLY reason!
<Darren> my cat is nibbling my elbow O.o
<Kurt> not that it's one of my reasons...
<Kurt> ...cats don't have elbows
<Kurt> ...what the fuck, Pup, how is it that FIVE years later we're here again!?
<Kurt> CHICKENS HAVE SPINES
<Kurt> CATS
<Kurt> WHO DO NOT OWN ARMS
<Kurt> HAVE NO ELBOWS
<Kurt> GAHD
<Darren> chaos
<Darren> ashush
<Kurt> ¬x¬
<Darren> ashush
<Kurt> i'm in a sensitive place right now, i won't lie.
<Darren> my cat is nibbling my elbow
<Kurt> ooooooooh
<Darren> not his own fictional elbow
<Kurt> ...i did not even read th-....
<Kurt> ...
<Darren> he sat next to me and gave it a nibble for reasons best known to himself
<Kurt> (._. ) i think i just figured out why the Evil League of Evil Geniuses won't hire me.

Re: The Best of Nightscrawlers Chat!

Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 5:36 pm
by puppygirl
* Jack rubs star's belly
* @Starfish coos
<Jack> uuuuurgh so full
* @Starfish rubs Steyn's belly
* Jack vomits on starhand
<@Starfish> That's a good boy
<Jack> *gurgle*
<Jack> *plop*
<@Starfish> D'awwww
<@HoodedMan> o_o

Re: The Best of Nightscrawlers Chat!

Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 10:41 pm
by Starfish
Chaos: he can bring it the fuck on, I have like three laser turtles.
Chaos: like....seriously three
Cassie: I have knife-hamsters
Chaos: ¬u¬ So, the game is afoot.

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Chaos: ultimate battle.

Re: The Best of Nightscrawlers Chat!

Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2013 7:48 pm
by puppygirl
<Sunspot> A family killed by potatoes and a kid accidentally cut his head off with a model helicopte. Just... what?.
<Jimmy> .... potatoes?
<Jessica> .... wtf
<Sunspot> Yep. Basement full of potatoes. THey had rotted to such an extent that it filled the basement with noxious gas. Dad goes down, dies. Mother goes down, dies. teenage son goes down, dies. Grandmother calls the neighbours, goes down, leaves the door open, dies. Eight year old girl goes down, finds the bodies.
<Sunspot> Gas had dissipated by the time she went down since the door was left open.
<Jessica> ><
<Jessica> omg
<Jimmy> .....
<Sunspot> If that's not going to be the most fucked up ptsd, I don't know what is.

Re: The Best of Nightscrawlers Chat!

Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 12:18 am
by puppygirl
Chaos: i died with Clarice
Chaos: there is only
Chaos is now known as Venom
Venom: <<<

Re: The Best of Nightscrawlers Chat!

Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 12:32 am
by PanicSwitch
8:18 PM Melati: What's worse is that there's a big ass spider hiding in my room, and I can't get it
8:18 PM Melati: I think I'll just not sleep tonight
8:18 PM Shaw: is it like that one on the toilet paper?
8:18 PM Melati: not that bad, no
Chaos is now called Venom
8:19 PM Melati: Or I'd be in my car by now instead of in front of the computer
8:19 PM Melati: driving away from the fire
8:19 PM Shaw: LOL
8:19 PM Shaw: true facts
8:20 PM Panic: XD
8:20 PM Panic: I smoked a huge one the other day
8:20 PM Panic: with a ten foot pole
8:20 PM Melati: XD

Re: The Best of Nightscrawlers Chat!

Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2013 9:09 pm
by puppygirl
<Broo> Rooms again?
<@Melati> #gameplan
<@Melati> #snowmageddong
<@Melati> ...
<@Melati> #snowmageddon

Re: The Best of Nightscrawlers Chat!

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2013 7:36 pm
by steyn
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<@Cassie> It's a... Jacksodus!

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<@Cassie> Yeeeeeaaaaaaah!

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<@Cassie> *air guitars*

Re: The Best of Nightscrawlers Chat!

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2013 4:50 pm
by Ult_Sm86
Everything about that last post is made of win.

instant Yeah