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tears~fall~like~glass wrote:HoodedMan: Wanna hear another joke?
Esynthia: Definitely
Esynthia was kicked by HoodedMan for this reason: Too bad.
And a picture to go with it!<Paul> Bill's in jaaaaaaail
<Toxic> LOL
<@Scott> yaaaaay
<Paul> Even though I don't live there anymore it pleases me ^_____^
<Cecilia> I have chocolate on my ass now
<Paul> So, so much
<Toxic> what did he do *this* time?
<Paul> Mmm, chocolate
<Cecilia> Dropped a chocolate chip and sat on it
<Cecilia> Didnt notice till now
<Cecilia> Frick
<Paul> Mother turned him in for breaking his parole, harassment, and apparently judging by the last charge, stalking.
<Toxic> bwahahaha
<Paul> I'm a bit confused by the stalking as it's hard to stalk someone you live with but he got Judge Funk this time so bitch is going down
<Toxic> and gooooood
<Toxic> is he staying down?
<Clarice> ... Judge Funk?
<Clarice>
<Paul> Mom's moving so yeah, as far as we're concerned
<Clarice> Is that his real name? Judge Funk?
<+Johnathon> I love that name
<+Johnathon> Judge Funk
<+Johnathon> is he a funky judge?
<Paul> It absolutely is
<Paul> He's a bit of an asshat, actually. He's the one I had to redo the divorces for because he didn't like my wording.
<Toxic> that is the best name for a judge ever
<Clarice> it's one of those names where if you ever met him in the street you'd be all 'Hello JUDGE FUNK!'
<Paul> We have Judge Peace and Judge Funk.
<Clarice> 8DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
* Toxic got tried by a Judge Bitch once...
<+Johnathon> and together they go on road trips and have adventures
<+Johnathon> They travel the roads of the American midwest
<Toxic> and he was one, though i might've been a bit biased at the time
<+Johnathon> Their only companion a poodle in a chest
<Toxic> uuuurgh i need to shift this...
<+Johnathon> Their VW bus, a mighty steed
<+Johnathon> Judge Funk and Peace, of mighty creed!
<+Johnathon> CHORUS: They, They, They are the toughest judges around!
<Clarice>
<+Johnathon> But they also know humor, and bring love abound!
<+Johnathon> OoooooOOOooooooOOOOh, they aaaaaaarrrre...the Wonder Judges!
<Paul> I'd watch that.
<Toxic> ...this makes me ridiculously happy, freak
<+Johnathon> In today's adventure, Judge Funk encounters hoodlums of a South American drug cartel trying to wrest the fun out of FUN-k!
<+Johnathon> We can't have that, so our two judges will bring down the hammer!
<+Johnathon> Always aided by their trusty sidekick
<+Johnathon> Nancy the Biker Nun
<+Johnathon> Hell's angel by name, Christ's bride by fame!
<+Johnathon> OOoooooooOOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOh, they aaaaaaaarrrrrre...the Wonder Judges!
<+Johnathon> (Cut scene)
<Clarice> I ....
<Clarice> I think you killed me there Freak
<+Johnathon> very good :3
<Paul> My god, someone put this on the bash thread please
<+Johnathon> mind, I think with names like these, they should probably be in a blacksploitation movie
<+Johnathon> or, it actually works as I wrote it
<+Johnathon> just imagine it like the Shaft theme
<+Johnathon> "Voiceover by Isaac Hayes"
<+Johnathon> "Who the mightiest mother round?"
<+Johnathon> "Funk, Judge Funk!"
<+Johnathon> "And who his brother in arms?"
<+Johnathon> "PEACE! OOOOoooOOOOoooOOOOh Judge Peace!"
<+Johnathon> "Damn right! They always go about, bringing justice to the fraught. Cause they're damn mother fu-...." "Shut your mouth!" "Awright."
<+Johnathon> I am having fun with that concept
