Nightscrawlers

God but that was brilliant. So brilliant I must applaud again, bravo, HM, bravo.

I actually LOL'd.

Hard.

Thank you, thank you. I can't take credit for the lyrics but for the performance.

I love you Mikey,
and it is with this love that I post this for the world to see:

sovietxzion: i swore off sausage though

#nightscrawlers DiJon Marmite Marmalade +AachenerPfluemli @Mayonnaise @CreamCheese Curd @Widget +CremeFraiche Butter Preserves
#nightscrawlers End of /NAMES list.

wouldn't it be great if a newbie came in right now?
Yes. Yes, it would. ;x

[Edited on 9/29/11 by HoodedMan]

Connors: Madames and sirs.
Connors: I have discovered a dick walking across my laptop.
Connors: I have taken it and set it afire. It is no more. However; the threat of tick is now wafting in the air, and I shall not stand for it.
Connors: Who shall stand by me in my revolution?
Hope: the hell are you going on about?
Connors: the ticks. They are invading.
Hope: You said a dick... so i was wondering why you did that to your lappy then set yourself on fire.
Connors: I did?
Connors: LOL
Connors: WOW
Connors: I DID
Hope: I was interested in dick slaying
Connors: FREUDIAN SLIP AMIRIGHT AMIRIGHT?!
Hope: not so much tick slaying

BE HUGGED, SEAN
biggest bear huge EVER
xD
Use my well chisled man boobs as pillows to be smothered by?
XD
yeeeeeeessss
like snuggling up to a pair of breeze blocks :3
xDDDD
let my manliness consume you!
the man boobs! they are rock hard and suffocating
XD
OMNOMNOMNOM
oh no! I do not wish to be sucked into the black hole!
all ur substance are belong to mah bewbz. >:3
* Noriko laughing to hard to type properly
They have their own gravitational pull.
The earth isn't round. It's two round bits of man boob.
and now Thor has inexplicably red chest hair

fergie: So what else has been going on of late?
Esy: working on getting alex a new job currently... and searching for maternity clothes.
fergie: <<

i have a question for the ladies in here
actually men too
do you prefer to be natural or shave/wax your gential regions
*for your men
personally I like it trimed, not bald
since fishing pubes out of the mouth is never fun afterwards
reason is because my man wants me to trim my pubes, he thinks it looks much cleaner
and i wanted your thoughts on the subjec
*subject
Mostly shaved and trimmed, on other i aatleast prfer it to be trimmed
I think it does
i've heard shaving, at least it's really itchy when it grows back in?
I'm working on the bio for in theory my next character Die'ode
and possible ingrown hairs?
yeah it is zion
I don't like shaving
shaving is zion?
sometimes if you use a bad razor

But trimming with a pair of small scissors just ... yeah, makes you look tidier and cleaner
and less fishing pubes out from between your teeth
Or just trimm it down with scissors and use a lady shaver to remove the bits you don't want safer then a razor
Soooo much pork
no fishing pubes out of mouth is icky
...
* Fergie lurks back just to say Star's big porky injection in this conversation made her snort her water.
XD

lol
.... I love you star
^-^
that was epic timing
well timed
Star = awesome

There has been a Croc sighting

Croc has joined the channel
Croc: i can't feel my chest.
Esy: Croc!
Croc has quit the server saying: Client exited
Esy: or was that actually croc?
Melati:
Fergie:
Melati: brb
JSherlock:
Swarley:
JSherlock: I'm not sure.
Rubin:
Rubin pixieballs Esy
Fergie: There is no telling.

Freak: oh, who wants to hear a dirty joke?
JSherlock: me?
Freak: how do you make an archeologist blush?
Elwing: ah, remember that one, was something with period
JSherlock: no idea
JSherlock: how?
Elwing: show him a used tampon and ask him from which period it is?
Freak: D:
Freak: I hate you!
Freak:
Elwing: <- bravely ruining jokes since 1970!

There has been a Croc sighting

Haha, I doubt that was real especially as he recited his famous character quote instead of some complete non sequiter. If I'd have seen this sooner, I could have told you if it was or not (if I felt like it and not just keeping the information to myself).

oh Croccie how we miss you. Please come back, all is forgiven

[23:18] *** Steyn is now known as Rubin.
[23:29] * Rubin throws a pixie ball at johnny and chris, making them become infatuated with eachother.
[23:29] Rubin: Hehehehe...
[23:29] * Johnny blinks
[23:31] * Christopher molests johnny
[23:47] *** Johnny has signed off IRC (Quit: Quitting!).
[23:52] Rubin: Chris molested johnny right out of chat!
[23:52] Christopher: I killed him with my penis

Starfish: Jews actually make some surprisingly good food
sovietxzion: they can
sovietxzion: im impressed
Starfish: It's just hard to get in Germany
Starfish: Obviously
Starfish:
Starfish: Fuck you, Hitler, for robbing us of the chance to get Delis!
Starfish noticed the awkward silence
sovietxzion: LOL
CookieMonstre: Is that really the worst thing that he did?
Starfish: Nah, I think there were some other things, too

Thanks for making me nose snort my Dr. Pepper, Star!

tears: I just had to button Matt's shirt because he can't really bend his hand ><
Starfish: ><
tears: and pull his car keys out of his pocket
tears: but he insists that his hand is fine
Starfish: He clearly became a burden. I'm afraid you'll have to lead him behind the house and take the shotgun

[Sidenote: Ankka is Thor's nickname ingame]

<Ankka> FOR PONY
<@Loki> Whatch you saying bout my son?!
* Ankka stares at Loki
<Ankka> ...He's a good ride.
<@Loki> D:
<Ankka> 8D
<@Loki> NOOOOOOOOOO
<@Loki> mind you, dad rides him all the time
* Ankka rides his nephew with joy
<@Loki> D:
<@Loki> well at leastt my other kids aren't so tame
<Ankka> *easy

HoodedMan: Don't worry, be happy. There's Today's Posts.

Also:


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[6:58pm] DrSummers: Lube?
[6:58pm] DrSummers: I have flavors

Starfish: And the crying kidlets on the plane made sleep impossible
Elwing: ow hell on earth
Elwing: or rather not on earth
Clarice: ><
Starfish: My seat was closest to the baby care room in the back ><
Clarice: owch
Elwing: eeek.
* Elwing recommends travel with ear plugs.
Starfish: Yeah, I put on the earphones. They had a Tom Waits album in their music library
Elwing: Tom beats crying babies on any day...
Elwing: wait, that didn't come out right

DoctorRerNatNemesis: Bow before me, scienceless peons!
DoctorRerNatNemesis: I know the amount of neurons in your brains is barely legion, yet even you should understand that you are in the presence of Archimedean greatness!
Toxic staaaaaaaaaaaaaares at the doctor
Elwing realizes this is the ideal moment to replace the bath tap. Brb.
DoctorRerNatNemesis: I know it would take quite a while for your primitive photo receptors to absorb all of the radiating brilliance of the science god that stands before you, boy, but if you don't shut those peepers any time soon they will run out of lubrication, necessitating me to replace them with cybernetic replacements
Toxic staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaares
DoctorRerNatNemesis: and I hate performing cyber-surgery after ten pm
Penny gnaws on the Doc's sleeve
DoctorRerNatNemesis: off my coat, or I'll smite you with megalo-science!
Penny pauses, then gnaws some more
Penny:
DoctorRerNatNemesis gets out his atavisto-ray
DoctorRerNatNemesis zaps Star
DoctorRerNatNemesis: turn into a primitive echinoderm by the hands of science made flesh!
Penny: Wheee!
Penny: *attaches to head*
DoctorRerNatNemesis: Off my precious cranium, imbecile!

Slurki: ....
Slurki: wow, sara was reading aloud some headline about sperm
Melati:
Slurki: and without thinking i went 'mmm, sperm'
Slurki: and then realized what i said

LOL, Slarti! >< Well, now everyone knows if you spit or swallow.

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<@Steyn> Ack! Spyware!
*** Steyn kicked Spyware from the channel: Gotcha!
<@Steyn> Phew!
<@Steyn> I saved chat!
<@Steyn> Rock. On.
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<Slarti> Scott asked what Kiley is doing and she said "poop"
<Loki> haaaaaa
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<Slarti> she's crouching and grunting
<Bmanic> ...
<Bmanic> that sounds hot
<Bmanic> who is?
<Slarti> my kid