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Post by kladyelf »

erm... can I put this here?

i thought it was to do with the exploding vampire?
yeah. the blood got in her or something
Jubes got exploded on yes
wow. unhygenic :D
yeah
among other things
just think, one shot of mouthwash and the vampire problem would be solved! I can see the promos now!
lol
Death breath? can't go on a date because your "love bites" make her break out in fangs? then try new "Vamp-away!"
now in three new flavours!
garlic, holy water and new Cherry flavour!!
lol
.... but noone ever buys the cherry one because it tastes nasty
:cracked
does it taste nasty??
or does it taste....
"vunderful"
hehe
idunno,
sticky artificial cherry tasting stuff you get from cough syrup taste
it was that or introdouce flavour number four: steak
raw steak
marketing said that it wouldn't work, too easily confused with their new fragrance; Stake
lol
Don't make a mis-STAKE, don't let those fangs sink in
put an end to your problems....
hehe
naah, just have some unbelievably buff dude with the caption: Stake... For Men..... because we don't sparkle, we shiiiiiine :crazy
:toothy
LOL
LOL
* Julie throws a satire award at KladyElf
the "Twain Award in Humor"
*satire award hits Klady on the head* .... of course that would launch a whole line of male vamp cosmetics .... oooh, *collapses*
kLadyElF, bringing amiable lunacy since... *counts fingers* whenever...
I'ma lie down now...
* Julie throws down some pillows *
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widget, sexbomb
Darren: Sexbomb, sexbomb, you're a donkey dick.
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LMFAO!!
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Bamfman joined the chat room.
[5:38pm] Bamfman: i'm on!
[5:38pm] Bamfman: see!
[5:38pm] Bamfman: i'm hee!
[5:38pm] Bamfman: *here
[5:38pm] Tigra: hai!
[5:38pm] Bamfman: AHA! i made it! I knew i'd get online! i knew it!
[5:38pm] Bamfman: i've been trying to get on and stay on all day!
[5:38pm] Bamfman left the chat room. (Quit: Since Ty logged out early, I'll recite some of my naughty lymerics. I'm sure you will find them both pleasing and saucy! There once was a woman from Bristol...)
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Post by Scumfish »

COMPLETELY out of context:

mmmm cumming
<3 that man
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Post by tears~fall~like~glass »

* BS-man smacks tears
tears[packing]: you didn't smack scum :P
BS-man: he's a grown up
tears[packing]: so am I...
Rake[DnD]: i'll also enjoy it :coy
BS-man: not as long as you put your feet in my chat
tears[packing]: hee, scummy
* tears[packing] wonders what HM would say to that >.>
BS-man: HM is my bitch
BS-man: :3
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Ult_Sm86 wrote: JSherlock has joined the channel
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Bamfman: >_>
I swear my screen said I was still in there. ><
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tears~fall~like~glass wrote:BS-man: HM is my bitch
BS-man: :3
I... beg... to... differ. Violently. :)
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Post by Svartfreja »

Yay for out of context quotes!!


* sovietxzion was showing his friend how to do oral sex properly on cam with a bananas
sovietxzion: :toothy
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Post by Esynthia »

Freak: I am everybody's God
Freja: you're not mine....
* Freak gives Widget awareness
Freak: I am yours
Ferg: Then who's the Devil?
Freak: you just don't know it yet
Freak: Star
Freja: star's too adorable
* Freja squishes star
Starfish: :puppy
* Starfish is squished ^_^
* Ferg becomes a Star worshipper.
Starfish: Yay! :bounce
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Post by HoodedMan »

Maybe. I just need to find a pair of testicles. I swear I had them at least on Tuesday night (I think everyone saw them).
Are they in the sofa?
No, but maybe the remote is. :p
The remote to your testicles? That would be handy
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sovietxzion: MIKEY! :D
lol tesitcle remotes summoned mikey!
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Post by Ferguson »

HoodedMan: Today I actually wondered if I was leaning towards homoflexible/bi. So I watched straight porn.
HoodedMan: And when a vagina came into frame, I screamed. Literally screamed out loud.
HoodedMan: So I'm thinking not.
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Post by Ferguson »

you must have more
MORE KOOL-AID
Can I just eat it dry?
Or, better yet, can I sniff it?
Yes... and no.
now I want the fun dip in my bedroom

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Post by steyn »

[11:36] *** Steyn has joined #nightscrawlers
[11:36] Hey freak
[11:56] * @Steyn draws a cavalier moustache on freak
[11:56] There, you now have flaire!
[12:06] :O
[12:06] ...
[12:06] :{O
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Post by steyn »

another freakism:

[20:31] if I ever get children, as soon as they're three years old, I will put them into the penguin area at the zoo
[20:31] and they'll have to fight the penguins
[20:31] O.o
[20:31] that is only ok if your dress them in little smokings.
[20:31] only so I can be sure that they are strong and have a bright future
[20:31] after that I'll return them to their parents
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Post by Slarti »

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@Freak> yay, ravenous sex!
sovietxzion> ohaiiii!
@Freak> yay, mikey's good timing!
Slarti> LMAO
sovietxzion> i see sex drew me here
sovietxzion> as it rightfully should so
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Post by puppygirl »

gimme a treat?
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Post by Slarti »

fussy face with the magic pouty lip http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l192/ ... GP1103.jpg
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awwwww
you just wanna snuggle that face!
why thank you, I do make sure I look cute
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Post by Ferguson »

* @Freak has a horn!
O.o
* Pietro steps away from freak
yes, yes you do
Honk that horn.
that sounds soooooooo dirty
I am a unicorn!
special unicorn mayonaise!
Does that mean you bond with virgins?
......
there aren't any here
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Post by Ferguson »

the potatoes ended up burning because he didn't say 'hey I want you to hold the dog for five minutes while I anally violate him'
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Post by tears~fall~like~glass »

* sovietxzion snuggles the life out of murphy
murphy: nuuuuuu
sovietxzion: YUUUUUUUIE
* NotFreak snuggles his MURPHY
* murphy flails
* tears steals Murphy
* murphy squeals as she's carted off
* NotFreak tackles tears and steals murphy and flails her about like seh's a chicken
* tears eeps
* murphy dies of shaken murphy syndrome
Fergie: You killed Murphy!
Fergie: You bastards!
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Post by Starfish »

Starfish: How're you doing?
Widget: [Twitter / yelling_bird] yelling_bird: FURIOUSLY JERKING IT TO YOUR SLEEPING FACE!
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Post by steyn »

[07:21] do you like old men coming after you chickenhawk?
[07:21] :coy
[07:21] huh?
[07:21] *** ChickenHawk is now known as Bman
[07:22] A chickenhawk or chicken hawk is slang used in American and British gay culture to denote older males who prefer younger males for partners, who may less often be called "chickens"
[07:22] Ha!


and so we learn more about teh ghey culture *sagenod*
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Post by Esynthia »

Darren: A wild Esy appears!
* Darren uses tackleglomp
* Monet uses falloverandsqueal
Darren: It's super effective!
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Post by Esynthia »

Rogue: potty break... brb
JP: done and same
Rogue: back
JP: wb
Rogue: ty
Rogue: wb to you too? or have you not gone yet?
JP: I didn't manage to get out of bed.
Rogue: :shifty I'll get the spare sheets
JP: still trying.
JP: *snerk*
JP: Okay, getting up...will do it...can't be that comfortable.
Rogue: lol
JP: I'm back
JP: *is fast*
Rogue: yay! you did it!
* Rogue puts the spare sheets back
* JP is a big girl!
Rogue: woo!
Rogue: time to graduate from pull-ups!
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