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Re: The Best of Nightscrawlers Chat!

Post by Ferguson » Fri May 18, 2012 5:49 am

<+Freak> you people are mad
<Murph> am not
<Jessica> waifor?
<Lorna> Yes.
<@Bobby> i'm mail ordering scabs

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Post by Ferguson » Fri May 25, 2012 5:04 am

<Loki> http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwaa4 ... o1_500.png Clint endorses our no pants parties
<Fergie> Down with pants!
* Bobby is clean and shaved!

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Post by puppygirl » Sat May 26, 2012 1:30 am

*** Murph is now known as Lokipants
* Isabella stealz the pantz
*** Lokipants is now known as PantslessLoki
<Isabella> :cracked
<PantslessLoki> :coy

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Post by Scumfish » Wed May 30, 2012 4:24 pm

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<@Fergie> Hey hey!
*** Clarice has quit IRC: Ping timeout: 121 seconds
<@Fergie> Noooo, I killed Pup!
*** Chaos has quit IRC: Ping timeout: 121 seconds
<@Fergie> I've killed Chaos too!
* @Fergie eyes Scum in case of demise

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Re: The Best of Nightscrawlers Chat!

Post by puppygirl » Sat Jun 02, 2012 3:39 pm

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<@Max> fergie
<Fergie> steyn
<Fergie> So we meet again...
<@Max> I told you not to come back, yet you did...
<@Max> This time... we settle it.
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* Fergie ESTATICENERGETICALLYGLOMPS steyn
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Post by puppygirl » Sat Jun 02, 2012 7:47 pm

<Clarice> The problem with Hawkass' name is that it's one letter off Clit
<Clarice> Which I think would tecnically make him a pussy :shifty
<Fergie> XD
<@Max> HUNGRY!
<Jessica> well actually his name is Clinton
<Clarice> and the pussy makes steyn hungry
<Marrina> >-> you are what you eat?
<Fergie> EAT!
<Jessica> he shortens it to Clint
<@Max> right, I think I found the perfect pose for rubin
<Clarice> shush freja, you're ruining my joke
<Jessica> the only hawkeye whose name is ACTUALLY Clint, is ultimate hawkeye
<Jessica> ¬.¬
<Marrina> lol
<Marrina> clare has been looking up too much hawkass :P
<Clarice> there's always one that has to ruin a good joke :shifty
* Marrina didn't find it a good joke :P
* Marrina found it mean and insensative :bawl
<Fergie> But clits are very sensitive.
<Clarice> It's not a good joke unless someone is offen-HAAAAAAA!
* Clarice highfives Fergie
* Noriko highs fives
* Toxic highfives
<Fergie> Awww, I'm so proud of my well timed clit now
<Marrina> lol
<Toxic> your clit is amazing, fergs
* Marrina gives ferg a trophy for her clit
<Fergie> My clit is mighty!
* Clarice is having some SPECTACULAR mental images right now
<Clarice> and that would have been a great line for somoene to come in on
<Marrina> lol
<Fergie> I'm just going to keep talking about my clit until someone comes in right before it
<Fergie> Sometimes I call my clit Steve. It makes it feel patriotic.
<+Freak> so, Fergie has a powerful clit?
<Toxic> Your clit is fantastic.
<+Freak> sooo...basically, a power button?
<Fergie> Indeed! Poke my clit.
* Noriko pokes fergies clit and giggles
<Fergie> brb, have to deal with laundry, and my clit
<Toxic> Be gentle with your clit!
<Noriko> Don't push it to hard!
<Toxic> I've heard they're breakable and don't have warrenties.
<@Judas> ..........
<@Max> I find it funny that some people say the clit is not very user friendly, and they can't find it easily.
<@Judas> omg what did i come back to?
<Clarice> SUCCESS!
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Re: The Best of Nightscrawlers Chat!

Post by Slarti » Sun Jun 03, 2012 12:34 am

*snooooooort!*

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Post by puppygirl » Wed Jun 06, 2012 1:56 pm

<Darren> ... I love my Scummy
<Jean-Paul> Yeah?
<Darren> WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH A CORSET FOR YOUR COCK!?
<Darren> he's reading this thing about a woman who can lift 14kg with her vaginal muscles
<Jean-Paul> *tilts head*
<Jean-Paul> HA!
<Darren> IT'S BAD ENOUGH WHEN A WOMAN SNEEZES!
<Darren> IF YOU PUT YOUR COCK IN THERE, IT WOULD GO IN A SAUSAGE AND COME OUT A STRING!
<Jessica> hahaha
<Jessica> I miss those rantss
<Jean-Paul> That is very visual
<@Wither> ......... the fuck?
<Darren> he's good at ranting
<Darren> YOUR COCK WOULD HAVE A WAISTLINE! WHY WOULD YOU WANT A COCK WITH A WAISTLINE!?
<Illyana> ...the things I look back to
<Jessica> lol
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<Jessica> LOL
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<Darren> with penis crushing vaginas
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Post by tears~fall~like~glass » Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:35 am

CookieMonster was kicked by SeverusSnape for this reason: For being an insufferable know it all.

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Post by puppygirl » Sun Jun 17, 2012 1:40 am

Game related but still amusing :toothy

<Darren> it's a shame that you brought in Loki so late, since Darren can do instant sex change to the idea of two teenaged (mostly) hertero boys acting out lesbian fantasises is stragely hilarious
<Selene> This calls for a what-if...
<Darren> esspecially if afterwards they were both laying there all '... it looked WAY more fun in the pornos :('
<Darren> You would say that star :shifty
<Selene> XD
* Selene is always in favour of more lesbians
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Post by puppygirl » Wed Jun 20, 2012 11:25 pm

<Starfish> An army of Gambit's all going "Ma chere" would be creepy :shifty
<Starfish> Let's do that
<Pietro> it would
<Darren> an army of gambits would be creepy full stop
<Pietro> lol
<Starfish> lol
<Victor> The 'Creed' panel made me crack up. Just the idea of Vic sitting in his caves going 'rrrrrrrrrr' at everything
<Bobby> LOL
<Starfish> You could monitor their spread with the spikes on the STD charts :shifty
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Post by puppygirl » Sun Jun 24, 2012 9:43 pm

<Steyn> are you guys talking about the special olympics football?
<Ankka> Euro
<Steyn> same thing >.>
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Post by steyn » Fri Jul 06, 2012 6:49 am

[08:47] * @Kyle rubs nutella in on Freak to make him look good
[08:47] <Jessica> I have that approach to a lot of food
[08:47] <Jessica> especially haggis
[08:47] <Jessica> and black pudding
[08:47] <Jessica> omg I want some
[08:47] * Jessica has to go to the shop later

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Post by tears~fall~like~glass » Sun Jul 22, 2012 5:51 am

Curt: OMG nestle crunch just released GIRL SCOUT COOKIE BARS
Curt: omfg
Curt: need
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Post by puppygirl » Tue Jul 24, 2012 8:22 pm

<Clint> are you talking about porn fluffers? >->
<Darren> :cracked
<Rachel> what other fluffers would we be talking about in here?
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Post by Slarti » Thu Aug 02, 2012 2:39 am

* Lukas is watching Captain America
<Rachel> I HAVE THE POWER!!! :bounce
<Rand> ... i don't think that's how Captain America goes
<Rand> LOL
<Rachel> no, it's not, but I didn't have electricity ><

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Post by steyn » Sun Aug 05, 2012 4:25 am

[06:23] <@Bobby> i loooooooooove dungeness crab
[06:23] <Jack> Yay, slarti's getting crabs!
[06:23] <Jessica> LOL
[06:23] <@Bobby> get it once a year or so for my birthday or such
[06:23] <@Bobby> :P
[06:23] <Jessica> HAHAHA
[06:23] <Sika> lol
[06:23] <Sika> you should really have that looked at
[06:24] <@Bobby> hush
[06:24] <@Bobby> i love my crabs

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Post by puppygirl » Sun Aug 05, 2012 6:20 pm

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<@Bobby> I'M GONNA GO GET CRABS!
<@Wither> slarti!
<@Bobby> BBL!
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HoodedMan: Wanna hear another joke?
Esynthia: Definitely
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tears~fall~like~glass wrote:HoodedMan: Wanna hear another joke?
Esynthia: Definitely
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Post by wingyding » Tue Sep 25, 2012 7:45 pm

<Bobby> A lot of those short-ass skirts I'd wear with leggings.
<Jack_> lol
* Darren likes short skirts with leggings
<Darren> same with those ultra short t-shirt dresses
<Darren> but i am uncool and unhip like that
<Jack_> Darren's so uncool and unhip
<Bobby> yeah, i've got some short dresses i wear them with
<Darren> :D
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[20:22] *** Slarti has joined #nightscrawlers
[20:22] <@JSherlock> grrrr I wanted to go get more tea
[20:22] <Jack> :shifty
[20:22] * +Freak rubs Slarti's butt
[20:22] *** Slarti is now known as phlarts
[20:22] <@JSherlock> why is she here?!
[20:22] * Jack bunnyhumps slarti's butt
[20:22] <@JSherlock> ugh
[20:22] <@JSherlock> she just waltzed inw ithout knocking or ringing the door bell. ><
[20:22] <Jack> she thinks you guys are friends
[20:23] <@JSherlock> frenc people.
[20:23] <phlarts> I belong here... :puppy

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HoodedMan: I don't see why I see "Turtle porn" in the topic and click the link anyway.
HoodedMan: At work, to boot.

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Post by puppygirl » Fri Oct 05, 2012 11:27 pm

<Paul> Bill's in jaaaaaaail
<Toxic> LOL
<@Scott> yaaaaay
<Paul> Even though I don't live there anymore it pleases me ^_____^
<Cecilia> I have chocolate on my ass now
<Paul> So, so much
<Toxic> what did he do *this* time?
<Paul> Mmm, chocolate
<Cecilia> Dropped a chocolate chip and sat on it :(
<Cecilia> Didnt notice till now
<Cecilia> Frick
<Paul> Mother turned him in for breaking his parole, harassment, and apparently judging by the last charge, stalking.
<Toxic> bwahahaha
<Paul> I'm a bit confused by the stalking as it's hard to stalk someone you live with but he got Judge Funk this time so bitch is going down
<Toxic> and gooooood
<Toxic> is he staying down?
<Clarice> ... Judge Funk?
<Clarice> :cracked
<Paul> Mom's moving so yeah, as far as we're concerned
<Clarice> Is that his real name? Judge Funk?
<+Johnathon> I love that name
<+Johnathon> Judge Funk
<+Johnathon> is he a funky judge?
<Paul> It absolutely is
<Paul> He's a bit of an asshat, actually. He's the one I had to redo the divorces for because he didn't like my wording.
<Toxic> that is the best name for a judge ever
<Clarice> it's one of those names where if you ever met him in the street you'd be all 'Hello JUDGE FUNK!'
<Paul> We have Judge Peace and Judge Funk.
<Clarice> 8DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
* Toxic got tried by a Judge Bitch once...
<+Johnathon> and together they go on road trips and have adventures
<+Johnathon> They travel the roads of the American midwest
<Toxic> and he was one, though i might've been a bit biased at the time
<+Johnathon> Their only companion a poodle in a chest
<Toxic> uuuurgh i need to shift this...
<+Johnathon> Their VW bus, a mighty steed
<+Johnathon> Judge Funk and Peace, of mighty creed!
<+Johnathon> CHORUS: They, They, They are the toughest judges around!
<Clarice> :clap :clap :clap :clap
<+Johnathon> But they also know humor, and bring love abound!
<+Johnathon> OoooooOOOooooooOOOOh, they aaaaaaarrrre...the Wonder Judges!
<Paul> I'd watch that.
<Toxic> ...this makes me ridiculously happy, freak
<+Johnathon> In today's adventure, Judge Funk encounters hoodlums of a South American drug cartel trying to wrest the fun out of FUN-k!
<+Johnathon> We can't have that, so our two judges will bring down the hammer!
<+Johnathon> Always aided by their trusty sidekick
<+Johnathon> Nancy the Biker Nun
<+Johnathon> Hell's angel by name, Christ's bride by fame!
<+Johnathon> OOoooooooOOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOh, they aaaaaaaarrrrrre...the Wonder Judges!
<+Johnathon> (Cut scene)
<Clarice> I ....
<Clarice> I think you killed me there Freak
<+Johnathon> very good :3
<Paul> My god, someone put this on the bash thread please
<+Johnathon> mind, I think with names like these, they should probably be in a blacksploitation movie
<+Johnathon> or, it actually works as I wrote it
<+Johnathon> just imagine it like the Shaft theme
<+Johnathon> "Voiceover by Isaac Hayes"
<+Johnathon> "Who the mightiest mother round?"
<+Johnathon> "Funk, Judge Funk!"
<+Johnathon> "And who his brother in arms?"
<+Johnathon> "PEACE! OOOOoooOOOOoooOOOOh Judge Peace!"
<+Johnathon> "Damn right! They always go about, bringing justice to the fraught. Cause they're damn mother fu-...." "Shut your mouth!" "Awright."
<+Johnathon> I am having fun with that concept
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Re: The Best of Nightscrawlers Chat!

Post by steyn » Sat Oct 06, 2012 3:24 pm

Oh my god... this would actually be an awesome comic as well.

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