Nightscrawlers

For those of you unfamiliar with BASH, it's essentially a collection of funny quotes from IRC channels all over the Internet. This thread is Nightscrawler's equivalent!

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You all have your favorite IRC quotes; I've seen them in your signatures. So let's get quoting!

[Edited on 8/30/11 by HoodedMan]

me: how do you say lover in french?
fergie: syphilis.

Steyn: Oh sweety, no, the elvis boys are across the street at the wolverine forum
Tessa: LMAO
Steyn: here we do Paul Young

Awesome idea.

Keep in mind the PG rating of the board while posting though

(littlebamf) God dont. That reminds me of getting chicken chwo mein from the local Chinese place and getting a huge wiff of cat from my plate.
(littlebamf) Seriously. It smelled of cat. God knows how ><
(littlebamf) And don't say how. I dont want to imagine.
(Tessa) I swear I ordered pork, but that's garfield on my fork!
(@Slarti) LOL!!!!
(Starfish) LMAO
(Tessa) sorry lil. I couldn't help it.
(littlebamf) lol!
(tears) LOL

• Xandir sighs.
(Xandir) I need something to do.
(Zazou) Xandir.
(Zazou) I have something you can do.
(Xandir) Zazou.
• Zazou unzips.
(Rogue) LMAO WOOOOOOOOOOOO
(Feuerstein_) woohoo!
• Rogue starts the camera rolling

HoodedMan: You've been hit by. You've been struck by. A smooth criminal.
HoodedMan: Hmm, what were we talking about?
HoodedMan: All I saw was 'package in tight pants.'

Let's pull a few from signatures.

We push the boundaries for comic characters. We answer the questions no-one dare to think of asking. Heck we come up with answers then spend all day trying to make a question that would fit the answer.

[[note: Feuerstein and Sunspot raced for this one, tied, and combined the posts >.>]]

***Bobby raises and eyebrow and loads the shotgun.
Sunspot: ...
Bobby: *an
Sunspot: Feuer did it!
Josh: ... that better not be pointed at me
Sunspot: I is innocent!
Josh: I'm brainwashed by the media! I can't be blamed!
Sunspot: Slarti IS the media.
Josh: ...
Bobby: !blame
Widget: It's Bobby's fault.
Josh: HAHA
Sunspot: HAH!
Josh: Proof.
Bobby: FUCK!

[Edited on 11-26-07 by Feuerstein]

***Bobby raises and eyebrow and loads the shotgun.
Sunspot: ...
Bobby: *an
Sunspot: Feuer did it!
Josh: ... that better not be pointed at me
Sunspot: I is innocent!
Josh: I'm brainwashed by the media! I can't be blamed!
Sunspot: Slarti IS the media.
Josh: ...
Bobby: !blame
Widget: It's Bobby's fault.
Josh: HAHA
Sunspot: HAH!
Josh: Proof.
Bobby: FUCK!

[Edited on 26/11/07 by Sunspot]

shadow: Freak makes me purr.
shadow: okay that came out wrong.
Slurki: Boy, did it.
Lorna: Fantastically wrong.
Freak: I'm good like that
shadow: you know that's not what I meant.

* Slurki pets the Typo pubes.
do we eeven want to know why you're petting a cat's pubes, slarti?
makes the pussy purr
Indeed.

Sunspo2: And, looks like porn it is. I'll be back in like, 5 minutes.
tears: me too
tears: but I'm bored
Sunspo2: I thought girls usually go much longer than that?

Kurt: what in god's name are you quoting, slarti?
* Bobby blinks innocently.
Bobby: What?
Bobby: I didn't do it.
Bobby:
Bobby: !blame
Josh: lieh
Widget: It's Bobby's fault.
Josh: BWAHAHA
rachel: lol
Bobby: Fuck!

if, by some cosmic slip, Nightcrawler and Daytripper had a kid, what would you call it?
Afternoontoddler.
Rolls right off the tongue like a brick, yeah?


and this one:

Ach!
du lieber augustine....
...
don't ask.

[Edited on 6/12/07 by wingyding]

*** #nightscrawlers was created on Sun Dec 02 10:56:54 2007.
Feuerrific: hey Nacht
*** GreenLanternGrl is now known as Nacht.
Nacht: yes feuer?
*** Nacht has been kicked from #nightscrawlers by Talia: Kick
Feuerrific: lol
ScyldScefing: hey Nacht!
Talia: hola!

rachel: he just said 'hi.' and in a squeaky high pitched voice he said, 'hi. what's your name?' then, he switched back to the other voice
Josh: o.O
Cessily: O.o
Cessily: Better kill him

...

* Josh is shocked by how quick Star is to advocate murderzz
* Sabes isnt
* rachel isn't either
* Josh must be deluded
Sabes: *pat*

[Edited on 12-9-07 by Feuerstein]

how many cups in a pint then?
depends, how many pints have you drunk, if you drank too much, you'll be seeing twice as many cups
ha ha ha

Talia: rogue seems to have all the answers
Feuerdoodle: Lol
Rogue: LOL
Rogue: thanks :")
* Talia thinks thats because she goes around touching everyone at night *shifty*
Rogue: LMFAO!
Rogue: wouldn't you like to know...
Rogue: >>
Rogue: <<
Talia: and she touches the boys in the no no spot
Talia: they all wake up with a headache and morning wood

[20:26] Rogue: Rogue's not good at guilting
[20:27] rachel: well, threaten
[20:27] Rogue: she's good at threatening

Rogue: I don't have a 24 hr clock
Rogue: 12 hr
Steyn: ohnoes
wingy: I do.
Rogue: I know when it's night and day
Rogue: don't need 24 hr
Steyn: LOL
Fergie: Sometimes I don't know when it's night and day...maybe I need one.

rachel: that's right Bobby, come to the dark side
Elizabeth: We have Jammie Dodgers.
Elizabeth: And slim, attractive telepaths.



Sith. Forgot about the name.
*** Sunspot is now known as Charlie
Sith?
Sith? You called?
Move the letters around a bit.

She also has "Shoulders of leaning on +17".
Run away Sunny, run away...
Intimidate +500
* Sun looks down on Lil. Not so intimidating.
* Sun covers his groin.
* littlebamf kicks Sun on the hands.
Steel toe caps +15
hmmm
Dead skin defense +20
ok
Corns of Healing +30
right
Physical Labour Job Buff. +50
you know
Dancer kick +22
you guys are weird
it's getting nerdier in here *shifty*



she will make a young man very unhappy one day...
I dunno...ask Vic about that
she makes one young man pretty happy right now *shifty*
*shifty*
omg, what have I done?
someone shoot me please
created the ship from hell?
why?
I can't stand the guilt
mwahahahaha
Vic/Rae sex FTW
> bet Marvel never saw THAT comin
you're all nuts.
he'll break her
pffft...if anyone breaks, it'll be Alex when he finds out

[Edited on 12/12/2007 by tears~fall~like~glass]

Queen_of_Hearts: OFF WITH HER HEAD!!!!
Queen_of_Hearts: STAY OUT OF MY ROSES!
WhiteRabbit: Mikey wouldn't say "I have an excellent idea!" anyway. He's say "woo *humps the subject*"
*** Cat[studying] is now known as HoodedMan
Queen_of_Hearts: OOOOOOOFFFFFFFF WITH HER HEEEEEAAAAAAD
Queen_of_Hearts: LMAO!
* WhiteRabbit thinks Esy reeeeeally needs sleep
* Queen_of_Hearts thinks so too
* Queen_of_Hearts glares at Esy
Queen_of_Hearts: OFF WITH HER HEAD!
WhiteRabbit: oh noes, MPD again
Queen_of_Hearts: LMAO
Queen_of_Hearts: it's the drugs
Queen_of_Hearts: they're gettin' ta me
WhiteRabbit: *nod*nod*





WhiteRabbit: Slarti = mad hatter!
Feral_soviet: my dad was appalled at the fact that i wanted to wear a dress
Queen_of_Hearts: YES!
Cheshire_Cat: Your wish is my command.
Queen_of_Hearts: aww
Slarti: Well, Bobby.
Queen_of_Hearts: hehehehe
WhiteRabbit: Lol
*** Slarti is now known as Mad_Hatter
Queen_of_Hearts: dooo eeet!
Queen_of_Hearts: YAY!
Alice: yay!
WhiteRabbit: woooo
Mad_Hatter: ...
Queen_of_Hearts: thanks, HM!
Mad_Hatter: ><
WhiteRabbit: HAHAA

pepe_le_pew: does anyone remember the movie "Cock a doodle?"
pepe_le_pew: er
pepe_le_pew: i meant
Yosemite_Sam: Ha!
Tessa: Rock a Doddle

I'll give you three guesses as to who pepe_le_pew was.

Paws