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Re: The Best of Nightscrawlers Chat!

Postby Slarti » Tue Oct 09, 2012 9:52 am

The things I see at 4 a.m. while writing articles for work...

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<kladyelf> weeeeeeeeeeet! woooooot! *poing**poing**poing**poing**poing**poing**poing**poing**poing*
<kladyelf> :poing
<kladyelf> :bounce
<kladyelf> muahahahaaaa!
<kladyelf> going on holidays tomorrow!!!! gonna see my brand new nephew!!!! eeeeeee asdo;rgth a4uiwpyg[io'th7yi e4
<kladyelf> *runs around in circles and falls ove*
<kladyelf> *over
<kladyelf> i must express my excitement neeneeneeneeneeneeneeeeeeE!
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Re: The Best of Nightscrawlers Chat!

Postby Ult_Sm86 » Sat Oct 13, 2012 4:38 am

tears has quit the server saying: Quit: Quitting!
Jack: night tears!
PanicSwitch: night!
Fergie: aw, missed tears
Jack: you missed!
Fergie: So did you!
PanicSwitch: I was just standing here...
Jack: and yes, colored is an actual race on it's own, technically it's Cape Colored, people from malaysian long ago, used to work as maids and such, brits loved their maids and such from asia.
Jack: [06:29] <Jack> night tears![06:30] *** tears has quit IRC: Quit: Quitting!
Jack: I didn't miss!
Fergie: *** tears has quit IRC: Quit: Quitting!<Jack> night tears!
Fergie: Sorry, bucko
Jack: LIES!
Jack is now called Steyn
ChanServ has granted operator privileges to Steyn
Steyn is now called Jack
ChanServ has granted operator privileges to Fergie
PanicSwitch: nick/ Cecilia
Miles: .....
Jack: I shall kick anyone who disaggrees!
PanicSwitch is now called Cecilia
Jack was kicked by Fergie for this reason: See You - Kick sponsored by www.trillian.im
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Fergie was kicked by Jack for this reason: SHORYUKEN!!!
Jack: I win!
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Miles: I don't want anything to do with this!
Jack was kicked by Fergie for this reason: See You - Kick sponsored by www.trillian.im
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Jack points and laughs
Miles cowers in a corner
Fergie was kicked by Jack for this reason: SHORYUKEN!!!
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Jack points and laughs
Jack was kicked by Fergie for this reason: FALCON PUUUUUNCH!
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Fergie was kicked by Jack for this reason: SHORYUKEN!!!
Miles jumps and pulls Panic to the ground
Miles: "Don't get hit in the crossfire!"
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Jack was kicked by Fergie for this reason: Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
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Jack was kicked by Fergie for this reason: beat you!
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Jack: waaait
Cecilia: "Arggghhh!"
Jack: I got an autojoin on trill
Jack: doesn't help you kicking me
Fergie: Yup, it's like whackamole!
Jack: which means,
Fergie was kicked by Jack for this reason: SHORYUKEN!!!
Jack: I win!
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Jack: I win!
Miles: she's the fastest gun in the west
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Re: The Best of Nightscrawlers Chat!

Postby puppygirl » Fri Oct 19, 2012 10:35 pm

*** Eddie is now known as Chaos
<Chaos> o__o
*** Chaos is now known as Eddie
<Noriko> EVIL WIDGET!
<Eddie> I TELL YOU WHAT MY NAME IS, MACHINE
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Re: The Best of Nightscrawlers Chat!

Postby puppygirl » Thu Oct 25, 2012 9:22 pm

<Melati> I dreamt I was an ancient Aztec vampire mummy, doing coke and scotch in 50 Cent's place, until the bastard tried to steal my gold and unleashed the chocolate harpies from his closet. Fortunately, Halle Berry was there to aid me with her trusty machete.
<Melati> Later we got involved in some time travel shenanigans, which led to Nixon fighting bears
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Re: The Best of Nightscrawlers Chat!

Postby Chaos » Sun Oct 28, 2012 6:22 pm

<Starfish> Ooh, fireworks

<+Freak> huh?

<+Freak> why?

<+Freak> what?

<+Freak> how?

<+Freak> what's going on?

<Starfish> Didn't you hear the news? The rest of the year's been canceled. We're celebrating new year's tonight

<+Freak> excellent
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Re: The Best of Nightscrawlers Chat!

Postby tears~fall~like~glass » Sun Nov 04, 2012 4:30 am

Eddie: when i take off my shirt, all the bitches say:
Illyana: JAAAACOOB!!!!
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Re: The Best of Nightscrawlers Chat!

Postby puppygirl » Sat Nov 10, 2012 12:28 am

<Chaos> gotta be honest, I'm not even sure wtf I just did
<Chaos> i remember llamas and their accusing looks
<Chaos> and words
<Chaos> and i feel somehow afraid
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Re: The Best of Nightscrawlers Chat!

Postby Esynthia » Sat Nov 10, 2012 5:03 am

<@Bobby> so.... i just caught kiley nomming on a praying mantis
<@DrSummers> EW
* Rogue sighs and ...LOL!
<@DrSummers> WTF.
<Rogue> wtf.
<Clarice> chhhewy
<@DrSummers> HOW?
<@Bobby> a plastic one :toothy
<Rogue> LMFAO
<@DrSummers> oh, okay
<Rogue> you did that for shock value. evil woman.
<Jack> clearly she'll make an excellent wife if she goes the way of the mantis
<Clarice> extra cjhewy
<@Bobby> of course
<@DrSummers> :P
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Re: The Best of Nightscrawlers Chat!

Postby Esynthia » Sun Nov 11, 2012 6:46 pm

Double posting for great fun!

* Starfish has sooop
* Rogue does tooo!
<Starfish> Yay! :D
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<Starfish> wait...
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Re: The Best of Nightscrawlers Chat!

Postby puppygirl » Wed Nov 14, 2012 11:14 pm

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<Starfish> wb
<Chaos> sorry, had to quickly masturbate
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Re: The Best of Nightscrawlers Chat!

Postby Ferguson » Sun Nov 18, 2012 5:06 am

<Laura> the problem with apartments is finding ones that accept beasts as large as mine will be
<Bobby> ....
<Bobby> omfg i read that as breasts
<Fabian> XD!
<Laura> lmao!
<Bobby> i was like.....
<Laura> aww, now I've woken him up with my laughter
<Bobby> don't wake up your breasts!
<Laura> they're judging me!
* Fabian is trying to laugh quietly and not make herself cough at the same time
* Fabian fails
<Bobby> heeeee
<Laura> ...I thought I was done laughing, but I'm not
<Bobby> heeeee
<Laura> but yeah, problems with finding apartments that accept large pets
<Fabian> The judgmental breasts got you.
<Laura> damnit! I'd finally stopped!
<Bobby> hehehe
<Laura> oops... now I'm being judged for hitting the poor dog with the laptop
<Fabian> By your breasts?
<Laura> of course.
<Fabian> nothing quite like disappointed nipples
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Re: The Best of Nightscrawlers Chat!

Postby Chaos » Wed Nov 21, 2012 5:14 am

<Bobby> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/2 ... b=facebook
<Wither> eweweweweww
<Jessica> wtf?
<Eddie> A woman in southwestern Sweden took “boning” to a new level,
<Eddie> ^^^ Made my week
<Jessica> lol
<SugarmanTreacle> it hurts. i can't think of any more puns for that.
<Rachel> lol
<Eddie> don't even care for the article after that
<Eddie> that has just described everything
<Eddie> and i am content
<Eddie> forever.
<Eddie> hang on, hang on:
<SugarmanTreacle> She must be quite the wild thing. All her sexual partners are tired. Dead tired.
<Eddie> "I've got nothing to hide", she says, "It's for Historical....ness"
<Eddie> 'Skeleton found in HIDDEN COMPARTMENT IN HOUSE'
<Eddie> yeeeeah, no.
<Eddie> no.
<Eddie> just no.
<Eddie> i think it's dead morbid
<Eddie> i mean, with a defense like that, she must be bone idle :/
<Eddie> i suppose the authorities didn't exactly find it humerus
<Jessica> oh God, please stop
<Rachel> hehehe
<Darren> >,>
<Darren> I think you'll find he's dead set on continuing
<Cecilia> pffttt
<Eddie> omfg: it's 5 am and people are asleep
<Jessica> noooooo
<Cecilia> haha
<Eddie> if i laugh any louder, someone's gonna kick my ass!
<Jessica> lol
<Bobby> :shifty http://www.digital-rights.net/wp-conten ... rlds-1.jpg
<Cecilia> lol
<Eddie> my abs hurt!
<Fergie> Something's really tickled your funny bone, Chaos.
<Eddie> they're not fucking laughter surpressors!
<Eddie> LMAO
<Cecilia> She's just dyin' for some lovin'
<Eddie> i suppose i should grow a spine, huh?
<Cecilia> lol
<Darren> just a shame for her the authorities just had to pick that bone with her about it
<Fergie> Relations would begin to deteriorate
<Cecilia> OMG
<Darren> you could even say they would decompose
<Fergie> It just depends on how much milk someone had to drink. Osterperosis would be a let down.
<Fergie> *o
<Eddie> nothing like a good coccyx though, right ladies?
<Fergie> Just as long as it's a real stand-up guy


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Re: The Best of Nightscrawlers Chat!

Postby Slarti » Sat Nov 24, 2012 12:44 am

* Hope licks Bobby's shin
<Hope> ...
<Hope> that was supposed to be kick...
* Hope goes to her corner
<Bobby> mmhmm sure
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Re: The Best of Nightscrawlers Chat!

Postby Slarti » Tue Nov 27, 2012 3:25 am

<Lorna> "Tense counts." Lorna agreed with Bobby, peeing the paper off of her cupcake.
<Bobby> ((PEE! OMFG LORNA NOT ON TEH SOFA!!))
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Re: The Best of Nightscrawlers Chat!

Postby tears~fall~like~glass » Tue Nov 27, 2012 3:35 am

Bobby: Bobby laughed and tucked the candy. "Hey, it's true!"
Lorna: Lorna gave Bobby her most stoic of faces. "Plink plink."
Bobby: ((DUCKED! not tucked... he's not in drag tonight))
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Re: The Best of Nightscrawlers Chat!

Postby puppygirl » Sun Dec 02, 2012 12:58 am

<Darren> does Spider-May shoot out hairs when she's startled? :shifty
<Chaos[Halo]> x3
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Re: The Best of Nightscrawlers Chat!

Postby tears~fall~like~glass » Tue Dec 04, 2012 10:37 pm

Freak: two thirds of the bottle are empty
Freak: should I attempt to clear the whole thing
Freak: hmmm
Freak: the interesting thing about alcohol
Freak: the more glasses you drink, the easier it is to convince yourself to drink the next one
Freak: I call this the logarithmic regression of boozing
Freak: or, alternatively, the ACDC constant
Sugarman: No one said she was insane in the membrane?
Sugarman: Disappointing.
Toxic: not everyone's a fan of cypress hill ^^
Freak: fuck cypress hill!
Sugarman: Now I'm just disgusted.
Freak: I have no idea who they are, but fuck them
Jack: lol
Freak: because, they have a silly name
Freak: like, a hill full of trees
Freak: you know what I call that?
Freak: forest
Freak: they should be called forest
Jack: what about insane clown posse?
Freak: or alley
Freak: alleys often have cypress trees
Toxic loves those guys
Freak: insane clown posse is redundant
Toxic: well, not all their stuff
Freak: clowns are insane by default
Sugarman: Really? You like ICP?
Freak: only an insane person would paint their face, scare children until they pee their pants, and call that a job
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Jack: I jsut like one song of theirs
Toxic: but the fact they're an ultra-violent rap duo that is also a Christian thing amuses me
Freak: I should probably be a clown
Sugarman: You are one Freak. In nature.
Jack: My Axe
Phlarti: Hey hey hey now... I like my job!
Jack: it's such a silly and uplifting song
Toxic: some of their songs are nice, some are funny, some i listen to because i want to kill something and they make me feel better and some are a little...too much.
Toxic: like most things, i listen to what i like and don't listen to what i don't. that simple.
Jack: you can sing it along with genesis' I can't dance music
Phlarti: And I've also made adults pee their pants so there
Freak: interesting
Toxic: each to their own, slarts :3
Freak: the Champions League match in Zagreb is delayed due to blizzard
Freak: that is, the natural phenomenon
Freak: no a bunch of World of Warcraft players highjacking the stadium
Freak: which would be a natural disaster all on its own
Freak: can you imagine the smell?
Freak: I can!
Freak: it smells like sadness and solitude
Freak: and perpetual masturbation
Freak: "MY Tauren needs a cockstrap asap!"
Cessily: Everything has its good sides https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/1 ... 6lgfQ2.gif
Freak: bottle is empty to three quarters
Freak: I will regret this tomorrow
Toxic does not smell, tyvm
Cessily: drunkard
Freak: wqell, fuck yourself, self of tomorrow
Freak: did you know?
Freak: our brain does not realise outselves of the future as the same person as us
Freak: it thinks they are different people
Freak: which is why we continually fuck ourselves over
Freak: yeah, it's me
Freak: the world's only scientific drunkard
Freak: give me helium and a water cooker, and I build you a nuclear bong
Freak: weed not included
Phlarti: We should save these logs
Freak: never
Freak: I'll sue your ass off!
Freak: actually, I don't care
Freak: I don't even know how to sue someone over the atlantic
Freak: I assume it involves sacrificing a black cock
Jack: mandingo?
Freak: which might be the real reason why all those African slaves were brought over, after all
Cessily: What out, we've got a badass over here https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/1 ... OgBpA2.gif
Freak: all this penis envy!
Phlarti has quit the server saying: Quit: Later, bitches!
Slarti has joined the channel
Freak: why can't we finally accept that black guys have the biggest penises!
Slarti is now called phlarti
Jack: they do :shame
Freak: that would be an interesting experiment for epigenetics
phlarti: Fucking telemarketers
Freak: yeah, fuck them!
Jack: lol
Freak: how dare they try to make a living despite the fact that they are too fat to get out of their chairs!
Freak: screw them and they juicy crotches!
phlarti: Damn skippy
Jack: LOL
Freak: that salivate sweat and cock gunk
Jack: ><
phlarti: They should just wow or something
Freak: or cooch gunk
Freak: or gunk in general
phlarti: That reminds me I need to pee
Freak: because, let's be honest, after a certain amount of body fat it doesn't make a difference whether you've got an inny or an outy
Freak: it's pretty much all in
Freak: that may be why all those fat people play poker
Freak: "I'm all in!2
Freak: "Yeah, we already figured, Lardy Carisian!"
Freak: yes, that was a Star Wars reference
Freak: that's how I roll
Freak: actually, I think Lard Carisian would be funnier
Freak: oh well, that's for another life
Freak: I gotta pee
Freak: keep chat warm for me
Freak: or don't
Freak: we are pretty warm already anyway
Freak: or somesuch
Cessily pats
Freak: ghey!
Cessily: Wasn't it chocolate festival in your town today?
phlarti: You guys have better festivals than us
Cessily: https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/1 ... vPUww2.gif
phlarti: Tigra
phlarti: Get the sam bukkit!
Freak: chocolate festival lasts until Sunday
Freak: weekend after that is Christmas market
Freak: what people got to celebrate I don't know
Freak: seeing as we all wither and die in the end anyway
Cessily: What are his powers? https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/1 ... z61Kg2.jpg
Freak: at least I got a nerw mixer
Freak: that's nice
Freak: anybody every attempted suicide by mixer
Freak: ?
Cessily: Celebrate your mixer
Freak: I should look that up
Freak: it would necessitate an incredible amount of deidacation
Freak: yes, I can still spell "necessitate" when I am drunk
Freak: I am a high-class drunk, tyvm
phlarti: But not dedication
Freak: I would probably also be a high class whote
Freak: *whore
Freak: I wouldn't take less than twothosuand dollar
Freak: maybe
Freak: perhaps if I liked you I'd do it for 1500
Freak: hmm
Freak: *dedication
phlarti: Hee
Freak: maybe I'll empty the last quarter of the bottle too
Freak: it looks so lonely
Freak: tomorrow#s gonna be a fun da
Freak: y
Freak: lemme see
Freak: 13.5%
Freak: of 750
phlarti: Yeeeah I suggest a gallon of water before bed
Freak: that's...7.5
Freak: per one percent
Freak: times ten is 75
phlarti: That's math. Math is of the devil.
Freak: times three is...22.5
Freak: 7.5 divided by two is...3.75
Freak: so I drank 98,25 ml of alcohol
Freak: hey, not bad
Freak: maybe I can find a beer and make it a smooth 100
phlarti: You're adorable. ^_^
Freak: Jesus, I am a going to leak like a frikken oil pipeline through Alaska tonight
Freak: yes, drunk Freak makes environmentally significant remarks!
Freak: screw you, Bush!
Freak: I know it's cold and only mooses live there, but Alaska is still too nice to be sludged by oil!
Freak: ...moosi
Freak: mooosey
Freak: moosens
Freak: ...rabbits
Fergie is now called Jean-Paul
Freak: rabbits are also nice
Freak: sometimes they have antlers
Toxic saves this to show to Kez later
Cessily: Hehehehe
phlarti: Those would be jackalopes
Freak: in German folklore
Freak: nmop
Freak: ...no
Freak: Wolpertigers
Toxic: Wolpertingers!!!
Cessily: Tell her I played chess against a rhino in a suit in my dream
Freak: they come when virgins get naked under the full moon
phlarti: Well we have jackalopes >>
Freak: that's how sex-obsessed Germans are
Toxic: and eat childers
Toxic: and i will, star XD
Eddie is now called Mayday
Freak: even our crack fantasies wants kindy sex
Cessily glues some antlers on Jack
Freak: actually, sex with a virgin is anything but kinky
Freak: I should know
Freak: it's a bit awkward
Freak: oh well
Freak: hey kez
Toxic: she's not here
Cessily: That's what she said
Toxic: she's at work
Freak: bullshit!
Freak: her boobs are so big, they arrive two hours before she leaves work!
Freak: megaboobs!
Toxic: LOL
Freak: they go "sproing"
Freak: is what I have decided
Cessily: lol
Toxic: not that i've noticed
Toxic: they go jiuggle
Toxic: *jiggle
Freak: that's because you don't pay attention
Toxic: oh i do
Freak: never!
Freak: you ghey!
Freak: you can never pay as much attention as me!
Toxic: :toothy
Freak: I even grade Star's boobs
Freak: they go "zaboom!"
Toxic pays attention to Freak. looooots of attention.
Freak: so you can tell me whether I've gained weight?
Toxic: possibly
Toxic: depends which bit i'm paying attention to
Freak: I would be seriously concerned if my penis got fatter
Toxic: i wouldn't :toothy
Freak: actually, that would be the only argument for junk food
Freak: gosh, I could eat more chips than I can dream of and it would serve to give ultimate orgasms
Freak: the non-existance of this proves the non-existance of God
Freak: some woman of enough fame to remember her words once said "If God was a woman, then sperm would taste like chocolate"
phlarti: Brb
Freak: is what Stephen Fry taught me
Freak: and he knows about blowjobs
Freak: I guess
Freak: he's very probably a bottom
Freak: I assume he quotes Lord Byron while being mounted
Freak: he finds horses pretty
Cessily: To the wine rack!
Cessily: brb
Toxic listens to Freak, enthralled
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Cessily: wb
Slarti: Ty
Slarti is now called phlarti
phlarti: Ok bank called
Freak: do they want you to pay your interest in used panties?
phlarti: :naughty
Freak: hat may be the first indicator that they have been taken over by a Japanese company
phlarti: I called them actually
phlarti: Lost my card
Freak: never call your bak
Freak: they only think you like them
Freak: and then they will come to your house and try to be your friends
Freak: because no one likes them
Freak: because they interest
Freak: and then the whole world economy broke down
Freak: because of barnacles
Freak: is what I got from teh whoel disaster
Cessily: *nibbles on Freak*
Freak: *bank
Freak: fuck you keyboard
Freak: I know I am hitting the keys
phlarti: He's so cute like this! Can we keep him?
Toxic: yes!
Freak: my fingers are following the trajectory of gravity!
Freak: never!
Toxic is waiting for him to forget to type in English XD
Freak: that would mean getting thrashed on a bottle of wine every day
Freak: my liver, she would revolt
Freak: and make sweet love to your grand children
Freak: because my liver, she is a bit of a rogue
Jack: like esy?
Freak has quit the server saying: Connection closed
Toxic: nooooo
Toxic: come baaaack
Cessily: Awwwwww
Cessily: He probably fell onto his laptop
Freak has joined the channel
Cessily: Yay!
Cessily: wb!
Freak: well, screw you too, chat
Freak: this is my penis, I shall shove it down your throat repeatedly and call you names
Freak: and you shall like it
Freak: because you roll like that
Freak: and we're okay with it, because we kind of like you
Freak: as logn as you don't do anything too crazy
phlarti is totally snickering and getting looks from her mother
Freak: so don't get into autoerotic asphyxiation
Freak: or however you call that shit
Freak: I prefer to name it "calling a Caradine"
Freak: why "calling§?
Freak: because fuck you, English grammar
phlarti: ><
Freak: how come you waltz around thinking you can impress everybody, just because people brought you all over the world because England is rainy and soggy little place and they wanted an island in the Sun?
phlarti: Ok gotta cut up my trusty companion debit card
Freak: you are just Shakespear's bitch, admit it
phlarti: Until the new one comes
Freak: cut it up like an emo teenager!
Freak: because My Chemical romance, and shit
Freak: seriously, what's their problem
Freak: one could start to think that sparkly vampires are a step up
Freak: until one remembers that sparkly vampires <aare too gay, even for gay people
Freak: they make mikey look butch
Freak: truth be told, mikey is pretty mutch
Freak: they make ME look butch
Freak: and I occasionally kick myself in teh ass when running too fast
Freak: yes, I am spaz
Freak: I gotta pe
Freak: e
Freak: e
Freak: one more e, because it's gonna be a long session
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Freak: when I'm back there better be bitches
Freak: cuz I like bitches
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phlarti: Wb
Selene: ty
Selene: I hit a button and trill crashed
phlarti: Talent!
phlarti: Kiley does that to me.
Jack: wb
Jack: kiley pushes slarti's buttons and makes her crash
Freak: so, the problem about India
Freak: it's hell for left-handed people
Freak: because you are supposed to wipe your ass with your left hand, and eat with your right
Freak: that'swrought with all kinds of disasters
Selene: ty
Freak: I bet India is the world's number one exporter of diarrhea
Selene: nice
Freak: and of hair for wigs, coincidenatlly
Freak: African women in the UK use Indian hair for their extensions
Selene: Ooh, Suicide Kings is on
Freak: bet the fathers of globalisation never expected that one
Freak: I wonder, can you turn Indian hair into dreadlocks
Freak: it's pretty smooth
Freak: damn, I miss my girlfriend
Freak: oh well
Freak: hmm, I got another bottle of wine
Freak: maybe tomorrow
Freak: I could start a tradition
Selene: Drinking yourself over to her?
Freak: drink one bottle of wine a day
Freak: I bet that would qualify as "alcoholoism", though
Freak: always with those labels
Freak: why can't we live without labels, man?
Freak: actually, that's a bad idea, I like to know what kind of wine I am drinking
Freak: so, just don't apply labels to people
Freak: mkay?
Freak: what's up with Southpark anyway
Freak: still running?
Freak: man, fuck Cartman, he's an ass
Freak: how come fat kids are always assholes?
Freak: I should know
Freak: I am a fat kid
Freak: until today
Freak: I'm even going bald again
Freak: going to be a fat toddler soon
Freak: that's gonna be fun
Selene: Yay!
Freak: toddlers have got it great
Freak: they get boobs all day long
Freak: boobs and foot in one go
Freak: what's not to like
Freak: *food
Freak: not foot
Freak: though some babies suck on their feet
Freak: freaks
Selene: Boooobs
Freak: watching a doccumentary on Japanese onsens
Freak: naked Japanese people
Freak: woot
Selene: Wooo!
Freak: it's like Mallorca for Japanese
Jack: wooo
Freak: aaaannnd a guy with a woel on his head
Freak: seriously, folks, what the hell
Freak: it looks like you're being eaten by a..what's thos watery animals?
Freak: not whales
Freak: jeööyfish
Freak: jellyfish
Freak: ignore the former one
Freak: I have not yet succumbed to a stroke
Freak: or to being Scandinavian
Freak: pretty much the same, really
Freak: they eat rotten shark
Freak: what a bunch of clowns
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Selene: wb
Freak: wb
Slarti: Ty
Freak: oh slartibartifartibast
Slarti is now called phlarts
Sugarman: I see you survived the night.
phlarti has quit the server saying: Ping timeout: 121 seconds
Freak: who?
Freak: me?
Sugarman: Slarti
Freak: I'm like a cockroah, I survive everything
Freak: even xheap wine
Freak: ah, yes
phlarts: Yus, but I have a cold
Freak: she also survives everything
Freak: even Germans
Freak: the other day we bombarded her with Lederhosen with extreme prejudice
Freak: she took it like a pro
Freak: a pro-wrestler, that is
Freak: she can even do the German supplex
Selene: Hey, Leonard from Big Bang Theory is in Suicide Kings
Sugarman: Is that a more supple version of the suplex?
Freak: what is suicide kings?
Freak: how can you become a king of suicides?
Freak: how spectacular does your suicide have to be to become a king in the field?
Selene: A movie where a couple idiots kidnap a mob boss, played by Christopher Walken, to extort money,
Freak: like, suicide by duck?
tears: suicide by mixer >.>
Freak: I prefer my interpretation
Freak: or
Freak: suicide by Christopher Walken, using a duck
Freak: terrifying
Freak: or hilarious
Freak: you be judge
Freak: you just know he would use the duck's beak to it's greatest efficiency in eviscerating your intestines
Freak: like...a spoon
Freak: a strangely shaped spoon
Freak: with blowholes in it
Freak: that goes "quack"
Freak: or proabably "blck"
Freak: seeing as he would have to go through the backside
Freak: if you get what I mean
phlarts: Duck penis
Freak: oh, let#s not kid ourselves, you do
Jack: wow, I wish I could read more of freakanisms, but I need to get to bed
Freak: duck penis is screwed like a screw
Freak: and has a brush on the tip
Freak: for cleaning out duck vagina
phlarts: I never knew the horror of duck dick until chat
Freak: is what Stephen Fry taught me
Freak: and he knows about penises
Jack: all of this needs to be recorded.
Jack: night all!
tears: night!
Selene: Night!
Freak: good night
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Freak: huh
Freak: the Japanese burry their cats and dogs up to their necks in volcanically heated sand to heal them
Freak: and you though I was drunk
Selene: wow
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phlarts is now called phlnotty
Freak: this name makes no sense
Freak: good job
tears: either Slarti's on the phone and snotty... or on the potty... >.>
phlnotty: Both!
phlnotty: Nah my mother is camping on the throne
phlnotty: Im feeling more bleh... cold meds wore off
Freak: she is camping on the throne?
Freak: she is...sitting on it with a sniper rifle and kill everything that eve brushes her crosshairß
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Freak: she projectile poops at whover dares approach her spot?
Selene: wb
Freak: she unleashes the golden rain upon the house?
phlnotty: Might be getting to that level of crazy soon
phlnotty: Wb
Fergie is now called Jean-Paul
Freak: Fergie is back!
Freak: salvation looms!
Jean-Paul: All may rejoice!
Selene: Yay!
Freak: Fergie is happiness
Jean-Paul: I do try
Freak: Fergie is salvation
Freak: Fergie is umblicalcordiness
phlnotty: Fergie is the maker of placenta lasagna
Freak: that last one is still subject to international trademark negotiations
Freak: Fergie is the high judge of post-natal poop-ness
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Freak: I gotta pee
Freak: like a horse
Freak: but with a smaller penis
Freak: which is as well
Freak: why do people want bigger penises anyway?
Freak: is it so enthralling to be basically impalled by a peehole?
Freak: hmm
Freak: so we know that there are boob-reduction surgeries
Freak: I wonder whether there are penis reduction surgeries
Selene: Probably
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Selene: Such graceful animals https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/1 ... _z9zg2.gif
phlnotty: Mmm peen
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PanicSwitch: heyyyy
Selene: Panic! :D
PanicSwitch: have a train to catch so I'll only be on a bit
PanicSwitch: then I'll be back later
PanicSwitch: once I'm home
Selene: Woo train!
Mayday: OMG
Mayday: SKYRIM DLC
Mayday: MORROWIND IS BACK ON THE MAP
Selene: Wheeeeee!
Freak: what is being drunk like?
Freak: Fuck you, there'stoo much blood in my alcohol system
Freak: that's what it's like
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Fergie is now called Jean-Paul
Freak: Fergie's internet
Freak: like a teenager during their first sexual intercourse
Freak: putting it in and the pulling out with supersonic speed because they're afraid they put it into the wrong hole
Selene: lol
PanicSwitch: speak for yourself :toothy
Selene: https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/1 ... HcWnw2.jpg
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Selene: Hannah!
Hope: hiiiii
Freak: hannah!
Freak: the queen of Texas
Freak: sitting on a throne of queijo and necks so red, lobsters try to mate with them
Freak: which is obviously incorrect, as lobsters only becoem red when cooked
Freak: so there's a certain amount of necrophilia in this, take it as you will
Selene: https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/1 ... 6le8Q2.jpg
Freak: anyway
Freak: I am headed to bed now
Freak: I expect you all to be lovely and hump each other
Selene: Night
Freak: or whatever
Freak: just enjoy the evening
Freak: or afternoon
Freak: or whatever
Freak: screw timezones
Freak: they're the nazis of calenders
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Re: The Best of Nightscrawlers Chat!

Postby Slarti » Fri Dec 21, 2012 9:16 am

<Elwing> and no, muji stripper is not a thing, but my brain conjured up an amusing association.
<Sugarman> Strippers tend to conjure up something for me, too. *wink wink nudge nudge* Eh? Eh?
<Sugarman> (I mean an erection.)
<Elwing> that's nice dear
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Re: The Best of Nightscrawlers Chat!

Postby Chaos » Fri Dec 28, 2012 3:47 pm

<Elwing> I think everything sounds cooler in German :smirk

<Chaos[exercise]> my name's pronounced 'Kaous'

<Chaos[exercise]> I prefer it 'Kay-os' myself

<Elwing> it's Chaos in Dutch as well, but in Dutch the CH is pronounced as a hard Arabic G.

<Elwing> and the rest is just as in German :)

<Chaos[exercise]> and the jokes persist x3

<Elwing> ?

<Freja> hahaha
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Re: The Best of Nightscrawlers Chat!

Postby puppygirl » Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:47 am

<Rogue> I have a joke!
<Cassie> Ooooh
<Fergie> heeee!
<Fergie> Yay joke!
<Rogue> what does Wolverine say to pick up chicks in a bar?
<Cassie> >_>
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<Cassie> wb!
<Rogue> ........
<Rogue> that's not what he says.
<Cassie> :toothy
<Cassie> Well, he is the brooding type
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Re: The Best of Nightscrawlers Chat!

Postby steyn » Wed Jan 23, 2013 8:12 pm

Before starting an instance, there should be the first initial post to get things going.


<Steyn> you star, I need more tea
<Starfish> Yes, I Star
<Starfish> You Steyn
<Starfish> Steyn friend
<Starfish> Goooo
<Steyn>*start
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Re: The Best of Nightscrawlers Chat!

Postby Slarti » Sat Jan 26, 2013 6:23 am

<Jack> looks silly
<Jack> lots of screaming girls
<Sugarman> Sounds like my friday nights.
<Sugarman> before the cops show up. :(
<Jack> Oh Sunny
<Jack> *Sugar
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Re: The Best of Nightscrawlers Chat!

Postby Slarti » Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:21 pm

<+Freak> you know, I would be a horrible father
<+Freak> whenever I see a baby, I wonder whether its face would fit in my mouth
<Shaw> ...
<+Freak> well, i never tried
<Cassie> That's wonderfully special, Freak
* Shaw pats
<Cassie> Even for you
<Cassie> And now I wonder the same thing
<Cassie> My friends just had a baby :shifty
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Re: The Best of Nightscrawlers Chat!

Postby Ferguson » Sun Mar 24, 2013 2:58 am

<Fabian> I'm spiffy enough
<Rogue> good good.
<Sunspot> Well, compared to you I'm guddamn willy wonka.
<Rogue> LOL
<Fabian> God, now I'm imagining you as creepy assed Gene Wilder
<Rogue> share some chocolate waterfall? :puppy
* Fabian is sleeping with the light on tonight.
<Sunspot> Come with me...
<Sunspot> and you'll be...
<Sunspot> in a world of pure imagination
<Sunspot> (It's my sex dungeon)
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Re: The Best of Nightscrawlers Chat!

Postby tears~fall~like~glass » Sun Mar 31, 2013 2:52 am

Venom: crisis averted(!) cannibal secks, ne1?
Venom: he has a taste for Grey :DDD
Quentin: Once you go Grey you'll never stray...except for all the other bitches
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