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Remy: I've chatted naked before
Remy: in the middle of summer
* Talia will not even mention how many times she's been naked in chat
Remy: in the middle of summer
* Talia will not even mention how many times she's been naked in chat
Remy: he feels lust for everyone
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* Amara laps croc. No one talks like that about my Freaky!
Josh: D:
Amara: *slaps
Josh: lol
Sunspot: Go Croc. Accidental lapdance.
Amamelina: who's doing lapdances?
Amara: it was a bad typo....
Amara: >_<
Sunspot: Bad typo, or awesome typo
Sunspot: I take the latter.
Amamelina: Ah, ok
Andreas: ...dude
Andreas: no lapdance for you
* Andreas huggles freja
Andreas: she's far to valuable for you
Andreas: <_<
Andreas: *too
Sunspot: Yes. Clearly I'm the reason why we can't have nice things.
Josh: D:
Amara: *slaps
Josh: lol
Sunspot: Go Croc. Accidental lapdance.
Amamelina: who's doing lapdances?
Amara: it was a bad typo....
Amara: >_<
Sunspot: Bad typo, or awesome typo
Sunspot: I take the latter.
Amamelina: Ah, ok
Andreas: ...dude
Andreas: no lapdance for you
* Andreas huggles freja
Andreas: she's far to valuable for you
Andreas: <_<
Andreas: *too
Sunspot: Yes. Clearly I'm the reason why we can't have nice things.
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Kyle: dude
Kyle: the earth is round
Kyle: the earth is round
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DrEssex: LOL
DrEssex: This is just my evil suit
biggest understatement in the human language.
DrEssex: This is just my evil suit
biggest understatement in the human language.
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summers sperms have laser eyes that cut through condoms
unless he was using ruby quartz condoms
Ow! Laser sperm does not appeal any more than frozen.
We have *zap zap* and *plink plink* now?
and remy's sperm go 'oui oui'
Nope, they charge.
glowing pink spunk
Japh's wriggles :S
shiny metallic blue maggot babies
*ahem*
there's really only one person in that trio who *can* get pregnant.
You and Andy just have Stewie from Famuly Guy.
oh gee thanks.
andy's sperm is really disagreeable
and Shiro's sperm has swords and is too busy flying jets to find an egg
Wagner's sperm is drunk
it found the egg and was like "lemme in, i gotta puke!"
and the egg was like "Jesus just dont get it on my falopian tube!"
Xavier's stops halfway and falls asleep.
so what about Vic?
Furry sperm.
Nuff said.
Jake's sperm goes "I'm an egg!"
Dude look like a lady!
((after much, much cutting of many ROFLs, LMAOs, and LOLs)
unless he was using ruby quartz condoms
Ow! Laser sperm does not appeal any more than frozen.
We have *zap zap* and *plink plink* now?
and remy's sperm go 'oui oui'
Nope, they charge.
glowing pink spunk
Japh's wriggles :S
shiny metallic blue maggot babies
*ahem*
there's really only one person in that trio who *can* get pregnant.
You and Andy just have Stewie from Famuly Guy.
oh gee thanks.
andy's sperm is really disagreeable
and Shiro's sperm has swords and is too busy flying jets to find an egg
Wagner's sperm is drunk
it found the egg and was like "lemme in, i gotta puke!"
and the egg was like "Jesus just dont get it on my falopian tube!"
Xavier's stops halfway and falls asleep.
so what about Vic?
Furry sperm.
Nuff said.
Jake's sperm goes "I'm an egg!"
Dude look like a lady!
((after much, much cutting of many ROFLs, LMAOs, and LOLs)
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From old chat:
[Colossus] Piotr isnt gay
[Colossus] HE JUST LOVES BOYS!
[Colossus] Piotr isnt gay
[Colossus] HE JUST LOVES BOYS!
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Zazou: !cockfail
Zazou:
Zazou: !cocktail
Zazou:
Zazou: !cocktail
Remy: he feels lust for everyone
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Mmm... I'd love to, but I see something wrong with how my brother laced his leggings over here. I must correct it.
just how wrong are they, brother, that you need to redo them completely?
Why does he need to take the string out?
Quiet, hobbit. The ways of elves are mysterious and difficult to understand.
and there goes the pants.
just how wrong are they, brother, that you need to redo them completely?
Why does he need to take the string out?
Quiet, hobbit. The ways of elves are mysterious and difficult to understand.
and there goes the pants.
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HoodedMan: lol @ spam.
HoodedMan: "It felt so good I was screaming - The Jack Rabbit Vibrator dmvpyxastv dacmxawqn"
Fergie: If you manage to say that last bit backwards and forwards satan appears and gives you a sticker for sheer willpower.
HoodedMan: "It felt so good I was screaming - The Jack Rabbit Vibrator dmvpyxastv dacmxawqn"
Fergie: If you manage to say that last bit backwards and forwards satan appears and gives you a sticker for sheer willpower.
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Rahne: how do you personalise your own exit thingy?
Kyle: in the settings
Kyle: or type /quit message
Kyle: i think
Kyle: let me try it
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Kyle: in the settings
Kyle: or type /quit message
Kyle: i think
Kyle: let me try it
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* Elwing feels really sorry for the 19-year old kid who gets to be Bhutto's successor...
Fergie: Woo
Fergie: Huh, that was a badly timed woo.
Fergie: Woo
Fergie: Huh, that was a badly timed woo.
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omg
i wanna give someone herpes
i wanna give someone herpes
Neither Love nor Evil conquers all, but Evil cheats more.
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Oh my god, is this wedding dress thing a marathon?
Check the listings?
* tears is watching football. ick.
My uterus is going to pull a Grinch heart growth if I subject myself to this much longer.
Check the listings?
* tears is watching football. ick.
My uterus is going to pull a Grinch heart growth if I subject myself to this much longer.
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* Josh is huggled.
Rogue[spy]: no sniff
Rogue[spy]: not even a telepathic sniff like that one
* Josh can't telepathic sniff so instead he pouts
Rogue[spy]: you just did a telepathic sniff
Josh: Oooh. True.
Josh: Wow... I haz new power!!
Rogue[spy]: no sniff
Rogue[spy]: not even a telepathic sniff like that one
* Josh can't telepathic sniff so instead he pouts
Rogue[spy]: you just did a telepathic sniff
Josh: Oooh. True.
Josh: Wow... I haz new power!!
Steyn: Oh sweety, no, the elvis boys are across the street at the wolverine forum
Tessa: LMAO
Steyn: here we do Paul Young
Tessa: LMAO
Steyn: here we do Paul Young
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Last time I spent New Years with family I was trapped at a church New Years party. It was dreadful.
I had never hoped to go to Hell harder than that night.
Just so I wouldn't have to see any of those women.
I'm the babe of the future! Yay!
You can't be a babe you have a peen.
I had never hoped to go to Hell harder than that night.
Just so I wouldn't have to see any of those women.
I'm the babe of the future! Yay!
You can't be a babe you have a peen.
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*** Stjohn is now known as Eve
rachel: oooh, Eve
Ult_Bman: Eve? As in...Eve & Adam?
Bobby: Eve & Bobby, actually.
Feuer: Don't take credit for fathering humanity, narcissist.
Eve: *blink* If I didn't have friends at this school, I'd burn it down with you all inside...
rachel: oooh, Eve
Ult_Bman: Eve? As in...Eve & Adam?
Bobby: Eve & Bobby, actually.
Feuer: Don't take credit for fathering humanity, narcissist.
Eve: *blink* If I didn't have friends at this school, I'd burn it down with you all inside...
Steyn: Oh sweety, no, the elvis boys are across the street at the wolverine forum
Tessa: LMAO
Steyn: here we do Paul Young
Tessa: LMAO
Steyn: here we do Paul Young
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I'm sure Terry will be thrilled
LOL Yup!
And no Scott to hold Hank back
lol
> condoms! he used condoms!
LMAO!!!
Hank will be making him demonstrate his condom application method the next time he sees him then.
'cause something clearly wasn't right.
hee!
it broke!!
O rly!
Morning after pill.
Or... did he not *tell* her it broke. *shifty*
see? this is all Joshy's fault
He needs to double bag that shit, apparently.
Oh! He has super healing sperm!
It's annie's fault, she gave Josh faulty condoms. *shifty*
They pop right though the spermicide and everything.
LMAO
LOL Yup!
And no Scott to hold Hank back
lol
> condoms! he used condoms!
LMAO!!!
Hank will be making him demonstrate his condom application method the next time he sees him then.
'cause something clearly wasn't right.
hee!
it broke!!
O rly!
Morning after pill.
Or... did he not *tell* her it broke. *shifty*
see? this is all Joshy's fault
He needs to double bag that shit, apparently.
Oh! He has super healing sperm!
It's annie's fault, she gave Josh faulty condoms. *shifty*
They pop right though the spermicide and everything.
LMAO
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Polaris: ((I feel special using my paranthetical walls))
Rogue: hee
Mercury: ((what kind of special?))
Rogue: ((this kinda of special))
Polaris: ((Apparently the helmeted kind considering my words are padded.))
Maggott: wanna see me do a trick?
Polaris: Yes.
*** Maggott has left #Investigations.
Psylocke: <3 Steyn.
Polaris: Good boy! *gives a biscut*
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Maggott: Wanna see me do a trick?
Polaris: *gives biscut before you can run away again*
Polaris: Ahha!
Maggott: LOL
Polaris: I got you this time!
* Polaris has one victory today.
Rogue: LMAO!
*** Maggott has signed off IRC (Quit: *biscuit).
Rogue: hee
Mercury: ((what kind of special?))
Rogue: ((this kinda of special))
Polaris: ((Apparently the helmeted kind considering my words are padded.))
Maggott: wanna see me do a trick?
Polaris: Yes.
*** Maggott has left #Investigations.
Psylocke: <3 Steyn.
Polaris: Good boy! *gives a biscut*
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Maggott: Wanna see me do a trick?
Polaris: *gives biscut before you can run away again*
Polaris: Ahha!
Maggott: LOL
Polaris: I got you this time!
* Polaris has one victory today.
Rogue: LMAO!
*** Maggott has signed off IRC (Quit: *biscuit).
Remy: he feels lust for everyone
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Victor: free n esy with favours, me
Victor: er....
Victor: *easy
-Esy
Victor: er....
Victor: *easy
-Esy
Remy: he feels lust for everyone
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Something to think about when contributing quotes... "version 2" of Nightscrawlers Chat (mostly architectural changes behind the scenes) will provide a random quote from those approved by the server operators to everyone who connects.
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Note: this all started because we were talking about Lizzie not being able to "feel" Warren's mind in game Dead Air. You may continue reading now.
Rogue: but would an inhibitor collar inhibit her from feeling him?
Rogue: I'm just downright confused. lol
HoodedMan: Who can tell? ;(
HoodedMan: *
Talia: maybe warren isnt rea
Talia: real*
Rogue: maybe not... >.>
Talia: maybe he was just a real doll
HoodedMan: Mass hallucination.
Rogue: that would be cool.
Rogue: can I have one.
HoodedMan: ELIZABETH'S INSANE!
Talia: maybe this whole thing is the dream of an autistic boy!
HoodedMan: She's delusional! She has hallucinations!
HoodedMan: Maybe this CHAT is the dream of an autistic boy!
JSficathon: and since she's psychic, so does everyone else!
Feuerfly: can the internet induce mass hallucinations? someone should try.
Talia: this chat practically is an autistic boy
HoodedMan: An autistic HORNY boy.
JSficathon: or just horny
Malice: Yeah, it's really a savant in the art of horndoging.
Zazou: What the fuck have I walked in on?!
HoodedMan: Indeed.
Rogue: you have walked in on chat, Zazzy
HoodedMan: Zazou: You actually haven't walked in on anything!
HoodedMan: You just think you have!
Rogue: oh right!
Rogue: this is all a mass hallucination
Malice: We're not real!
JSficathon: It's all in your mind
HoodedMan: We're very convincing.
Rogue: of a horny autisitc boy
*** Talia has changed the topic on channel #nightscrawlers to Chat = Horny Rainman.
Talia: 5 min til Wopner
Feuerfly: Oh goodness me.
JSficathon: wopner?
Rogue: Wopner?
HoodedMan: The orgy.
Talia: you guys never saw the movie?
Talia: thats one of his lines
HoodedMan: We're indulging in a solipsistic orgy.
HoodedMan: Your mind is having sex with itself.
Rogue: woo!
Rogue: mind sex!
Rogue: with yoursefl!
Rogue: yourself*
Talia: so chat is the construct of our collective subconscious?
JSficathon: mind masturbation?
Rogue: seemingly so.
HoodedMan: That's the Jungian analysis.
JSficathon: indeed
*** Talia has changed the topic on channel #nightscrawlers to Chat = Horny Rainman Timebroker.
HoodedMan: But taking the solipsistic view, there's no "collective".
HoodedMan: There's just you, chatting with yourself.
Rogue: that's sad
Talia: well, i was taking the "exilesistic" view
HoodedMan: "You still don't understand," the Gray Voice droned on. "There is no time, there is no space. What was, is, and ever shall be. You are you, playing chess with yourself, and again you have checkmated yourself. You are the referee. Morals are your agreement with yourself to abide by your own rules. To thine own self be true or you spoil the game."
HoodedMan: "Crazy."
HoodedMan: "Then vary the rules and play a different game. You cannot exhaust her infinite variety."
HoodedMan: "If you would just let me look at your face," Lazarus muttered pettishly.
HoodedMan: "Try a mirror."
JSficathon: So...if youu beat yourself, you also win yourself?
Talia: similar to if you beat off yourself
Talia: everyone wins!
HoodedMan: Talia: Indeed.
HoodedMan: Mind masturbation.
Rogue: WOO!
Rogue: I like this game.
Rogue: I...always...win!
wingy: when did we go from 'nu dead' to Jungian analyses?
Rogue: a while back
Rogue: keep up, this place moves like crazy.
Lorna: That's how these things generally happen.
Rogue: we're the hallucination of ourselves
Rogue: or something like that
Feuerfly: now you're going all Socrates on me
Rogue: 'course I am.
Feuerfly: the chair! it is not really there! or is it? or am I the chair?
Rogue: YOU are the chair
Rogue: sit on yourself and be quiet
Feuerfly: do not sit on meeeee
JSficathon: lol!
wingy: there is no chair.
* Feuerfly bends over backwards trying to sit on self
Rogue: LOL
Feuerfly: ooh, yoga!
Rogue: woo!
* Feuerfly 's back breaks
HoodedMan: But not really. Exist with it better.
Rogue: That's true. she can heal her back since she's only a hallucination of herself...
Rogue: right?
* HoodedMan is now going to bed.
HoodedMan: For realz.
HoodedMan: :p
wingy: for real?
Rogue: Or.. did her back never really break? But the chair broke instead?
wingy: goodnight, then.
Talia: ok this is getting way to "there is no spoon"
HoodedMan: Define "really".
Rogue: night, HM
Rogue: really as in, for realz
*** HoodedMan has signed off IRC (Quit: BAMF, motherfuckers!).
JSficathon: there is no spoon.
Lorna: There is only Zod.
JSficathon: obviously.
JSficathon: General Zod?
Bobby: Kneel!
JSficathon: no man would kneel so readily!
* Bobby has a headache.
JSficathon: God, I love being anerd amongst peers
Bobby: ...
JSficathon: Poor SLarti!
JSficathon: that's not the right line...
Bobby: Kneel before Zod!
wingy: ...
JSficathon: No one who leads so many could possibly kneel so quickly.
JSficathon: Foudn it!
JSficathon: The son of Jor-El will be my slave... forever.
Rogue: but would an inhibitor collar inhibit her from feeling him?
Rogue: I'm just downright confused. lol
HoodedMan: Who can tell? ;(
HoodedMan: *
Talia: maybe warren isnt rea
Talia: real*
Rogue: maybe not... >.>
Talia: maybe he was just a real doll
HoodedMan: Mass hallucination.
Rogue: that would be cool.
Rogue: can I have one.
HoodedMan: ELIZABETH'S INSANE!
Talia: maybe this whole thing is the dream of an autistic boy!
HoodedMan: She's delusional! She has hallucinations!
HoodedMan: Maybe this CHAT is the dream of an autistic boy!
JSficathon: and since she's psychic, so does everyone else!
Feuerfly: can the internet induce mass hallucinations? someone should try.
Talia: this chat practically is an autistic boy
HoodedMan: An autistic HORNY boy.
JSficathon: or just horny
Malice: Yeah, it's really a savant in the art of horndoging.
Zazou: What the fuck have I walked in on?!
HoodedMan: Indeed.
Rogue: you have walked in on chat, Zazzy
HoodedMan: Zazou: You actually haven't walked in on anything!
HoodedMan: You just think you have!
Rogue: oh right!
Rogue: this is all a mass hallucination
Malice: We're not real!
JSficathon: It's all in your mind
HoodedMan: We're very convincing.
Rogue: of a horny autisitc boy
*** Talia has changed the topic on channel #nightscrawlers to Chat = Horny Rainman.
Talia: 5 min til Wopner
Feuerfly: Oh goodness me.
JSficathon: wopner?
Rogue: Wopner?
HoodedMan: The orgy.
Talia: you guys never saw the movie?
Talia: thats one of his lines
HoodedMan: We're indulging in a solipsistic orgy.
HoodedMan: Your mind is having sex with itself.
Rogue: woo!
Rogue: mind sex!
Rogue: with yoursefl!
Rogue: yourself*
Talia: so chat is the construct of our collective subconscious?
JSficathon: mind masturbation?
Rogue: seemingly so.
HoodedMan: That's the Jungian analysis.
JSficathon: indeed
*** Talia has changed the topic on channel #nightscrawlers to Chat = Horny Rainman Timebroker.
HoodedMan: But taking the solipsistic view, there's no "collective".
HoodedMan: There's just you, chatting with yourself.
Rogue: that's sad
Talia: well, i was taking the "exilesistic" view
HoodedMan: "You still don't understand," the Gray Voice droned on. "There is no time, there is no space. What was, is, and ever shall be. You are you, playing chess with yourself, and again you have checkmated yourself. You are the referee. Morals are your agreement with yourself to abide by your own rules. To thine own self be true or you spoil the game."
HoodedMan: "Crazy."
HoodedMan: "Then vary the rules and play a different game. You cannot exhaust her infinite variety."
HoodedMan: "If you would just let me look at your face," Lazarus muttered pettishly.
HoodedMan: "Try a mirror."
JSficathon: So...if youu beat yourself, you also win yourself?
Talia: similar to if you beat off yourself
Talia: everyone wins!
HoodedMan: Talia: Indeed.
HoodedMan: Mind masturbation.
Rogue: WOO!
Rogue: I like this game.
Rogue: I...always...win!
wingy: when did we go from 'nu dead' to Jungian analyses?
Rogue: a while back
Rogue: keep up, this place moves like crazy.
Lorna: That's how these things generally happen.
Rogue: we're the hallucination of ourselves
Rogue: or something like that
Feuerfly: now you're going all Socrates on me
Rogue: 'course I am.
Feuerfly: the chair! it is not really there! or is it? or am I the chair?
Rogue: YOU are the chair
Rogue: sit on yourself and be quiet
Feuerfly: do not sit on meeeee
JSficathon: lol!
wingy: there is no chair.
* Feuerfly bends over backwards trying to sit on self
Rogue: LOL
Feuerfly: ooh, yoga!
Rogue: woo!
* Feuerfly 's back breaks
HoodedMan: But not really. Exist with it better.
Rogue: That's true. she can heal her back since she's only a hallucination of herself...
Rogue: right?
* HoodedMan is now going to bed.
HoodedMan: For realz.
HoodedMan: :p
wingy: for real?
Rogue: Or.. did her back never really break? But the chair broke instead?
wingy: goodnight, then.
Talia: ok this is getting way to "there is no spoon"
HoodedMan: Define "really".
Rogue: night, HM
Rogue: really as in, for realz
*** HoodedMan has signed off IRC (Quit: BAMF, motherfuckers!).
JSficathon: there is no spoon.
Lorna: There is only Zod.
JSficathon: obviously.
JSficathon: General Zod?
Bobby: Kneel!
JSficathon: no man would kneel so readily!
* Bobby has a headache.
JSficathon: God, I love being anerd amongst peers
Bobby: ...
JSficathon: Poor SLarti!
JSficathon: that's not the right line...
Bobby: Kneel before Zod!
wingy: ...
JSficathon: No one who leads so many could possibly kneel so quickly.
JSficathon: Foudn it!
JSficathon: The son of Jor-El will be my slave... forever.
Remy: he feels lust for everyone
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Lorna: I don't know, if I were a panda I would just sit around all day eating bamboo and being cute in a zoo. The zoo is key.
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Ben_Super_Spy: so what did you guys think of the idea of introducing the lizard as a possible villain?
* Josh pictures Godzilla
Josh: Rogue vs. Godzilla as Godzilla tries to rape Lizzie!
Ben_Super_Spy: i just wanted to know what you guys thought
Josh: Bobby finds a pair of little Godzillings and keeps them as pets
Ben_Super_Spy: actually sort of a creepy villain if you think about it
Josh: then, they start to reproduced like Tribbles!
Ben_Super_Spy: that would work too.
Josh: Bobby and Rogue must fight off the Godzillings to save the other X-men from their creepy rage of cuteness!
* Rogue would KILL godzilla
Josh: lol
Josh: X-men do not kill!
Rogue: Godzilla is NOT an X-Man
Ben_Super_Spy: Rogue steps on Godzilla's tail
Rogue: nor a person
Josh: he's a living creature!
Ben_Super_Spy: making it cry and run away to the ocean
Josh: Besides, maybe hes just misunderstood!
* Rogue squashes spiders all the time
Rogue: no offense ben
Rogue: although, she could squash him too
Josh: Godzilla's a little bigger than a spider.
Ben_Super_Spy: Rogue then cackles "BITCH" and ben cries.
Ben_Super_Spy: "she's so dominant!"
Rogue: LOL
Josh: heee!
Rogue: she is
Ben_Super_Spy: "She broke my pelvis!"
Rogue: LOL
* Josh pictures Godzilla
Josh: Rogue vs. Godzilla as Godzilla tries to rape Lizzie!
Ben_Super_Spy: i just wanted to know what you guys thought
Josh: Bobby finds a pair of little Godzillings and keeps them as pets
Ben_Super_Spy: actually sort of a creepy villain if you think about it
Josh: then, they start to reproduced like Tribbles!
Ben_Super_Spy: that would work too.
Josh: Bobby and Rogue must fight off the Godzillings to save the other X-men from their creepy rage of cuteness!
* Rogue would KILL godzilla
Josh: lol
Josh: X-men do not kill!
Rogue: Godzilla is NOT an X-Man
Ben_Super_Spy: Rogue steps on Godzilla's tail
Rogue: nor a person
Josh: he's a living creature!
Ben_Super_Spy: making it cry and run away to the ocean
Josh: Besides, maybe hes just misunderstood!
* Rogue squashes spiders all the time
Rogue: no offense ben
Rogue: although, she could squash him too
Josh: Godzilla's a little bigger than a spider.
Ben_Super_Spy: Rogue then cackles "BITCH" and ben cries.
Ben_Super_Spy: "she's so dominant!"
Rogue: LOL
Josh: heee!
Rogue: she is
Ben_Super_Spy: "She broke my pelvis!"
Rogue: LOL
Steyn: Oh sweety, no, the elvis boys are across the street at the wolverine forum
Tessa: LMAO
Steyn: here we do Paul Young
Tessa: LMAO
Steyn: here we do Paul Young
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tears: 'For a Pessimist, I'm Pretty Optimistic' is so amusing while reading this instance
Ben: "for an optimist, i'm pretty pissed."
Ben: "for an optimus, I'm pretty PRIME!"
Ben: *hrrruuuaaaahhh* FLEX!!!
Ben: "for an optimist, i'm pretty pissed."
Ben: "for an optimus, I'm pretty PRIME!"
Ben: *hrrruuuaaaahhh* FLEX!!!
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Josh: Paws, you play Annie, right?
Lorna: Paws is the condom dispenser.
* ben holds out hand
Josh: Be careful. Annie gives *broken* condoms D:
Remy: OY!
Josh: xD
Remy: dirty words!
Remy: you kept it in your pocket
Remy: or over the heat register
Josh: and sat on it
ben: or in your wallet?
Rogue: LMAO this is great b/c it's Remy doing the talking
Lorna: Paws is the condom dispenser.
* ben holds out hand
Josh: Be careful. Annie gives *broken* condoms D:
Remy: OY!
Josh: xD
Remy: dirty words!
Remy: you kept it in your pocket
Remy: or over the heat register
Josh: and sat on it
ben: or in your wallet?
Rogue: LMAO this is great b/c it's Remy doing the talking
Remy: he feels lust for everyone