The Best of Nightscrawlers Chat!

Post by **fourpawsonthefloor** » Sat Jun 06, 2009 6:22 pm

Hepzibah: Not sure which worries me more - that there was such a comic or the Steyn immediately knew which on it was.
Hepzibah: *one
Selene: lol
Freak: we are of one mind
Kyle: freak linked me to it
Freak: and I linked him to it, yeah

Ferguson · Post by **Ferguson** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 5:43 am

Did anybody notice Q?
We decided we were officially old if she was Spock's mom.

No
wasn't he the head Vulvan?
c********

tears~fall~like~glass · Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:10 am

Slarti: Okay, so I got the ironing board. If I was an iron, where would I be?
Slarti: NOT in the closet.... hmm
Hepzibah: look in the pantry! I found mine in the pantry once. Between the peanut butter and potato chips.
MistressRogue: LOL
Hepzibah: I guess it was under 'p' for press?
Slarti: LMFAO!!!!! It WAS in the pantry!!!!
Slarti: But by the dog food. >< Go figure.
MistressRogue: LOL!!!
Hepzibah: LMAO - you are f*cking me!! LOL

Post by **JSherlock** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 5:06 am

but it's a totally awesome bat, it's a mizuno that doesn't come out till next year, berry is getting to play test it

oooh
i've heard of that
beautiful bat
wait... really?
yup
i used to play baseball all the time in elementary and junior high
* sovietxzion keeps up to date with a baseball weekly thingy

~insert bat comparisons and some freaking awesome boys' sports night stuff~

sovietxzion liked playing baseball so he could check out butts
not exactly why i watch football
though I don't mind a little T&A on the side lines

gotta love our Scrawlers.

Ferguson · Post by **Ferguson** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 5:38 am

i just wanna kidnap her and tie her up in my basement.
...
not in a creepy way... just... ya know... like... it'd be fun

Post by **steyn** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:42 am

[13:39] Kyle: freja, how's the internet coming along?
[13:39] *** Freja[boo] has signed off IRC (Ping timeout: 121 seconds).
[13:40] *** Freja has joined #nightscrawlers.
[13:40] Kyle: that explains that

Post by **steyn** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 8:43 pm

[22:41] *** Fergie is now known as flicks.
[22:42] flicks: ...
[22:42] flicks: Jesus
[22:42] Starfish: Hee!
[22:42] *** flicks is now known as Fergie.
[22:42] Kyle: LOL
[22:42] Freja_: LOL
[22:42] * Fergie flicks back.

Post by **steyn** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 5:54 am

Bobby: I'd be amused at the idea that Bobby and Lorna have some fridge magnets down the line, but I should go to bed.

puppygirl · Post by **puppygirl** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 12:22 am

SinJin: wow latex spray.... unomfy
Wade: in hair probably, not so sure if it's sprayed on skin
Wade: but then again, it's a stupid idea
Monet: ...
Monet: Rogue could use it
Monet: she wouldn't trust it... but she could use it.
Wade: .....rogue has a penis to use it on?
Monet: ...

Post by **Slarti** » Sat Aug 22, 2009 4:06 am

HoodedMan: !prostitute
Widget: RA-WR RA-WR RA-WR OH SHIT SHE WAS AN UNDERCOVER AGENT! the cops are coming!!!! RUN!!
*** HoodedMan has been kicked from #nightscrawlers by Widget: YOU WERE TOO SLOW GETTING AWAY
*** HoodedMan has joined #nightscrawlers.
HoodedMan: O_O

Post by **Esynthia** » Sat Aug 29, 2009 5:17 am

LMAO! I loved that, slarti.

I remember giggling so hard when it happened in chat. yay for it being forever in our bash thread!!! LOL

and now to my post:
-----

Remy: see? and after 12 yrs of marriage? I like the bed to myself.
Remy: stretch right out.
Remy: but yeah, I do miss him after a little while.
Monet: ...

I stretch on top of him...
Monet: not in a

way
Remy: so I figure we need to save pennies to get a king.
Monet: in more of a "MINE" way.
Remy: lol
Remy: yes, I can see you doing everything but pissing on your man to mark him.

---
Had to post that because it made me giggle so unbelievably hard. Why? Because it's incredibly true.

Post by **Starfish** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 8:59 pm

Lorna_: I've already had my firsat day of work actually.
Lorna_: I was on observation the first four days, taught friday.
Kitty: cool
Kitty: how was it?
Kraven: sexy asian girls in school uniforms?
Kraven: can you send me one?
Kraven:

Lorna_: It went pretty well. I forgot to give one class their homework though >< so going to have to catch up on that.
Kraven: as a pet
Lorna_: i teach kindergarten, Freak.
Kraven: oooookay
Kraven: yeah
Kraven: look, this is my foot
Lorna_: Hee!
Kraven: and it is so far in my mouth that you can not see it
Lorna_: I don't know, I thought that was pretty perfect right there.

Svartfreja · Post by **Svartfreja** » Wed Sep 23, 2009 4:37 am

* DrSummers blasts Vic back to the oblivion.
Victor: I think
* Victor heals. ...Again.
Anna: oh noes! not the oblivion!
* Raya would bet on Vic in that.
* Hepzibah winks at Vic but declines just before Scott blasts him. "Sorry..."
Victor: That's the second time y' done that, Scotty. Sure y' don' need tha' stick taken ou' ta beat y'all with?
Raya: Maybe he's just a sadist.
DrSummers: gah friggin nose bone!
Anna: O_o
Victor: Mmm.
Anna: who taught you biology?
* Victor likes sadism. And masochism.
DrSummers: no it fell out damnit
Anna: ...
Anna: what?
* DrSummers looks for it
DrSummers: I have my nose peirced brb
Rogue: LOL I'm with freja on that one...
* Anna is imagining cave men
Rogue: ohhhhhh
Rogue: me too! LMAO
Anna: ^^;
Hector: lol
Victor: >.o
Hepzibah: LOL >
Anna: I love this convo so much
Anna: bone bone bone
Victor: LOL
Raya: me is so amused by this thought
Hepzibah: don't say 'bone' Anna!
Anna: can I saaaaaay.... bonER?
Anna:

* Hepzibah looks from Hector to Victor and back. "no."
Anna: lmao!!
* Victor raises eyebrow at Hepzi. Ooooor there's the Caddy. Or hell, the Chevvy. Take yer pick. *grin*
Rogue: "Chevy's mine now, sug. Y'all left it an' Ah did tha work on it."
* Hepzibah wishes Scott would hurry it up. A girl can only take so much temptation!

* Victor shrugs. Fine, will find another.
* Hepzibah pets Vic. "Would if I could, hun."
* Hector hands Hepz a smoke.
* Raya can theoretically hot-wire whoever's car you need...
* Victor can too

Hector: so can Hec

* Hepzibah eyes smoke...
* Anna could too if she wasn't worried she'd electrecute herself
* Hector puts it to her lips.
DrSummers: ok its back in
* Hepzibah inhales a tiny bit.

Anna: wow that took you a while there scotty
Anna: every thing alright?
Anna:

Hector: "Good right?"
* Victor decides Freja's had enough caffeiene and the two of them should never, EVER be allowed to pull all-nighters together AGAIN.
DrSummers: ? Yeah I got it in again. Had to wash it with alcohol.
* Hepzibah nods
Victor: ....
* Victor winces
Anna: LOL
DrSummers: And then I had to go to the bathroom to be able to see my nose.
Victor: .........!!
Anna: wow flexible
DrSummers: Ears I can do it by feel, but my nose I need to see the hole.
Anna:

Anna: LMFAO
Victor: !!!!!!
* Hepzibah facepalms
* Victor rocks
Anna: need to breathe now
Anna: laughing so hard
Victor: Ok, am soooooooo in Vic pants now.

puppygirl · Post by **puppygirl** » Wed Sep 23, 2009 8:09 pm

* ChefMay kicks Chaos' ass.
*** Chaos has signed off IRC (Client exited).
*** Chaos has joined #nightscrawlers.
ChefMay: LOL
tears[homework]: lol
ChefMay: Wow. I'm good.

Raven Hare · Post by **Raven Hare** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 3:23 am

* Mayhem has a straight jaket...
is black.
one of my best friends has one too.
I've helped him get in and out of it several times.
is proper one two.
*too
his is a Tripp one, but it works JUST LIKE a real one
has gorinal straps

*groinal
is waaaaaaaarm
oooh
kinky, I like.
....wrong window, but I liike straightjackets too...
LMAO!!
> EROFL
...Erotic-roll-on-floor-laughing...?
that typo was ovbiuously win.
lol
LOL

[Edited on 25/9/09 by Raven Hare]

Post by **steyn** » Sun Sep 27, 2009 12:46 pm

[14:37] Kyle: Yo Freakazoid
[14:37] Pietro: ohai
[14:37] Kyle: Yo Frejazoid
[14:37] Pietro: I'm so late....
[14:37] Pietro: so so late
[14:37] Pietro: dad's gonna kill me >_<
[14:37] Kyle: pregnant?
[14:37] Pietro: I slept through my alarm
[14:38] Pietro: ...
[14:38] Pietro: ./slap

Post by **steyn** » Mon Sep 28, 2009 12:39 pm

[14:37] * Deadpool pokes Phoenix
[14:37] *** Phoenix has signed off IRC (Ping timeout: 121 seconds).
[14:38] * Deadpool looks at his finger
[14:38] Freak: D:
[14:38] Fury: O-o
[14:38] Deadpool: BEHOLD MY MIGHTY POKING FINGER!
[14:38] * Freak runs away from the finger of dc
[14:38] Deadpool: RUN! RUN!
[14:38] Freak: aaahhhhh

Post by **steyn** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 8:47 pm

[22:45] Selene: So, yeah, they'll land and everyone is calm, then get into the installation unresisted and find the students.
[22:45] Kraven: the mercenaries were sleeping
[22:45] Kraven:

[22:46] Selene: Or becasue Kraven was watching them arrive and allowed them to get that far. So that they're on his turd now.

[22:46] Selene: *turf
[22:46] Selene: ><
[22:46] Kraven: maybe
[22:46] Kraven:

[22:46] Raya: back
[22:46] * Kraven ignores that typo because it#s so awesome it would otherwisely blow his brains out

puppygirl · Post by **puppygirl** » Mon Oct 19, 2009 12:49 pm

Kyle: yeah, he realized that it'll be pretty impossible to play the RP because it's a live chat
Kyle: *game
Kyle: unusual working houors etc
Kyle: bah humbug
Kyle: stupid o that creeps in with houors
Kyle: bah humbug!
Kyle: there it did it again!
Kyle: hours
Kyle: there houors hours hours hours
Kyle: grr
Kyle: thought hours
Kyle: gotta practice the typinhg
Kyle: *-h
Darren: .... ROFL

Scumfish · Post by **Scumfish** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 8:41 pm

Chaos: *wipewipwwipw's screen*
Chaos: *sips tea*
Freak: Satan wants to hear what you think about him making Magneto shag Rogue
Chaos: *spits it out!*

Post by **Esynthia** » Sat Nov 14, 2009 6:04 am

sovietxzion: what 3 things homosexuals like the most?
sovietxzion: to eat, drink and be mary!
Kyle: What a queer joke.

tears~fall~like~glass · Wed Nov 18, 2009 9:16 pm

Freak: the ice is interesting
Freak: the scientist in me wants to point out that ice doesn't crow that way, though
Freak:

Kyle: crow?
Rogue: didnt know ice could crow.
Katar: it doesn't crow at all
Rogue: interesting.
Freak: *grow

Post by **Slarti** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 4:08 pm

Kyle: star, you mind if I spill spoilers?
Kyle: everyone, if you don't want me to spill spoiler, say something in the next 2 minutes.
Kyle: great way to get the okay from people not paying attention in chat
Slurkumi: LOL
Kyle: one minute left
Kyle: tick tock tick tock
*** Starfish has left #nightscrawlers.

Post by **steyn** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 5:56 pm

[19:53] * sovietxzion touches everbody inappropiately
[19:53] Starfish:

[19:53] Starfish: Hey Mikey!

[19:53] Freak: ack!
[19:53] sovietxzion: hey star!
[19:53] sovietxzion: lol!
[19:53] * Freak slaps mikey with a restraining order
[19:54] sovietxzion: i expected this to happen

Post by **Esynthia** » Sat Nov 21, 2009 4:21 pm

Freak: you know what's crazy, people?
sovietxzion: what
sovietxzion: that you're certificated sane?