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Freak: http://www.comicbookresources.com/prev_ ... 1271593154
Freak: twilight cover
Freak: http://www.comicbookresources.com/prev_ ... 1271593152
Toxic: ...sssssssssssssoooooooo much anatomy fail in the vampire cover....
Toxic: Gambit looks like he's been put into a dwarf machine and come out Grumpy...
Toxic: Rogue's face has met Peter's chest too often...
Toxic: Scott's go Emma's hand up his bum
Toxic: Wolverine's got a beergut so is wearing a fake torso three sizes too big, apparently
Darren: maybe emma's trying to pullvthe stick out?
Toxic: ...and his head got left in to soak too long (guess it finally matches his cranial capacity now)
Toxic: Cable's gone back in time, spent a stint as Elvis, got his hair done in the same place as Rogue and them headbutted a wall a few times...
* Darren /me is cracking up!
Toxic: Emma's all 'hey, my hand's up Cyclop's ass'
Toxic: and Storm's just 'WTF ARE YOU DOING YOU SLUT?!'
Darren: :cracked
Toxic: next to that, Psylocke's...pretty okay, actually.
Toxic: except her eyes.
Toxic: evil little piggy eyes.
Toxic: oh, Peter's also 'hey, while you got your hand up Scott's ass, can you look for mini-Pete? i think it got unscrewed last night...' *smugsmugleeeean*
Toxic: ...I'm done now.

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Kyle: just look through cocke bottles, and if the image gets clear, make glasses out of them.
Kyle: *coke
Kyle: *coke coke coke
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Post by steyn »

[23:13] I have Pidgin now
...
[23:19] this is nice
[23:19] has a "View Log" option
[23:20] I am back in business!
[23:20] I can transcribe instances now!
[23:20] ...
[23:20] * Freak goes to uninstall pidgin
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Tigra: ARGH
Tigra: I hate people on WoW at this time
Tigra: lost two healers because some stupid dps declined
Tigra: why queue if you don't wanna do a dungeon?!
* Tigra mutters
Starfish: :(
Tigra: finally
Tigra: 5 groups later
Hepzibah: totally don't have a clue what freja is talking about :shifty
Hepzibah: <--- Non WoWer
Hector: lol, i'll translate it to scrawlers talk ;)
Hector: she lost 2 anna's because some stupid Kyle declined ;)
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Post by tears~fall~like~glass »

sovietxzion: they chose the new girl for transformers 3 to replace megan fox
Hector: oh yeah?
Kyle: Yay!
sovietxzion: yup
sovietxzion: she's a victoria's secret model with zero acting experience
sovietxzion: she's not even that hog
sovietxzion: hot
sovietxzion: ugh
Kyle: hopefully she's not a hog
sovietxzion: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
sovietxzion: that's her name
Kyle: so the fox got replaced by the hunt
Kyle: get it!?
Kyle: FOX!
Kyle: HUNT!
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* Selene noms on Monet instead
Monet: O.O
* Monet throws Selene into Jason's hotel room and locks the joining door.
*** Jason_ has joined #nightscrawlers.
Monet: ><!
Monet: Selene killed him!
Christopher: wait wouldn't that mean you also indirectly killed him?
Monet: nope.
Monet: I take no responsibility in the matter.
Christopher: lol
Monet: If he couldn't handle himself, that was his problem and Selene's fault for pushing too far.
Jason_: As always.
Jason_: It's like this each time I die.
Christopher: lol
Monet: I didn't help with the first thr--- ok, the very first one, I did...
* Christopher wonders what darren thinks about all of this
Monet: But that was your own fault, darling

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Post by tears~fall~like~glass »

*** sovietxzion7 has been kicked from #nightscrawlers by Kyle: two mikeys is just one too much. we all might explode of the sexual tension
sovietxzion: .....
* sovietxzion snogs kyle for that
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Post by Svartfreja »

Kyle: damn Michael Jackson was good with his dongs
Kyle: SONGS
Kyle: damn Michael Jackson was good with his SONGS
Kyle: >.>
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Post by stjohn »

cause no one else saw it...
had a 30 minute phone convo with my 14 year old cousin, and as I hang up get a text, "What ya doing now?" My frustration resulted thus...

[01:15] Hector: see... this is why I couldn't be a pedofile... girls that age just irritate the shit out of me ;)
[01:15] Hector: oh man..
[01:17] Hector: surprised that isn't in the bash thread yet....
Stjohn: did i walk in on yall doing :shifty?
* Bobby covers Lorna's goodies and whistles innocently.
Lorna: You see nothing!
Stjohn: pay no attention to the couple under the covers?
Lorna: There is no couple, no covers, and, on a different note, no spoon.
Stjohn: I don't believe you. I'm holding a spoon right now.
Lorna: Well damn
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Esynthia: you up for playing a bit?
Fergie: no, too much fur
Esynthia: LOL that's gotta be the best reason I've ever gotten for not playing.
Fergie: I just finished, st down, and now have a load more of fucking fur
Esynthia: ><
Fergie: I'm going to shear Samcat. Or, at least, deep clean this weekend because this is ridiculous.
Fergie: XD I lint rollered him and he bit me.

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[21:59] J: everyone is gone... been kinda boring in here the last little bit
[22:01] *** CookieMonster has joined #nightscrawlers.
[22:01] CookieMonster: http://e3.g4tv.com/videos/46393/E3-2010 ... e-Trailer/ AH!!!!!!!!!
[22:01] CookieMonster: awesome!!!
[22:01] J: ... I had to say it huh...

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Post by tears~fall~like~glass »

Kyle: hmm, prey animal...Kyle would eat that :naughty
J: lol, in the fun way?
Kyle: there's other ways?
J: think, she'd be good at chewing on nuts as well ;)
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HoodedMan: I can't get my MicroSD card out of my phone. >.<
Tigra: um is that a good idea?
HoodedMan: ...
HoodedMan: That was predictable.
HoodedMan: The dart went into the card.
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Hepzibah: Hepz would help Rogue cry in her beer. But, then Hepz would be even more paranoid about losing Hector - if that is possible :shifty
Cessily: Well, an invisible boyfriend is easy to lose
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* Jay kidnaps Bobby :shifty
I need a new freezer :cracked
> I needs to keeps my meats fresh D:
* Rogue curls up on the sofa with Sam's pillow and watches everyone through blurry eyes
back ;)
* Jay shoves Lorna in the freezer too.
Yeah, uh, talking of meat. Don't touch the bucket in there.
:cracked
:bawl!
LMAO
LOL!
* Hector pets.
wb!
poor sam gets mixed up with the hamburger and made into a meatloaf...
:cracked
:bawl!!!
southern fried steak?...
Well, Ah do like a little Southern in me occasionally...:naughty
bwaahaha
Just don't risk any indigestion. That meat keeps on blasting.
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Post by tears~fall~like~glass »

*** Ferg has signed off IRC (Ping timeout: 121 seconds).
Slurki: those thongs killed fergie!
Cessily: :cracked
Cessily: And they will kill again.
*** Freak has been kicked from #nightscrawlers by Kyle: The thongs made me do it!





* tears gives slarti her fortune cookie
Slarti: ooooh
* Freak snatches that away
Slarti: waitaminute
* Freak cracks it open
Freak: "You shall name your child Patrick."
Freak: :O
Freak: it's true!
Freak: Slarti, the fortune cookie never lies
Slarti: last time i ate a fortune cookie it told me i'd be embarking on a new adventure... a week later i found out i was pregnant

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* Hepzibah snuggles Cess, hugs pup and lets Adam stroke her fluffeh tail for a sex.
... *sex
...
*SEC!
....
ROFL!!
LOL
sec - not sex > LOL > :naughty
sure
we believe you
* Hepzibah slaps her forehead and heads out of the gutter ;)
Hehehehe
* Adam pets for sex :naughty
LOL!
mostly i'm just suprised that for once it wasn't steyn making the hilarious typo
Heeheee, yeah
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Post by Esynthia »

Toxic: back at
Monet: bck at.
*** Fergie has signed off IRC (Client closed the connection).
*** Fergie has joined #nightscrawlers.
Monet: wb!
Hepzibah: wb
Fergie: ...I have no idea what that one was even about.
Monet: LOL
Hepzibah: ><
Monet: that really is it.
Fergie: What the frigging frig
Fergie: I was typing away not even near the disconnect
Toxic: Adam's being sociable and it's fucking up your mojo, apparently.
Monet: every time monet comments back to adam, it kicks you...
Monet: your comp's jason pants getting jealous?
Hepzibah: LOL
Tigra: lol
*** Fergie is now known as Jason.
* Jason has lost his mojo!
Hepzibah: oh noes!
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Slarti: :shifty i wanna experiment on you
Rogue: :smirk
Rogue: :naughty
Slarti: heehee
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Post by tears~fall~like~glass »

HoodedMan: Widget: Smack my bitch up.
Widget: HoodedMan: Are you just saying things at random now?



HoodedMan: Widget: What's my name?
Widget: HoodedMan: Donkey is another name for ass.
HoodedMan: ...
HoodedMan: :(
HoodedMan: I think Widget just called me an ass.
Widget: You can lead a horse to water, but you are a part of an ass and a mare breeding.
HoodedMan: ...
HoodedMan: HEY!
HoodedMan: HE'S BEING MEAN TO ME!

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Darren: widget, you speak now?
Widget: Darren: I find it strange that he can't afford to speak.
Darren: O.o
Rogue: HM made Widget talk again.
Widget: I thought you wanted him to talk.
Rogue: I do, Widget.
Widget: I think widget doesn't have a child, and here you are the biggest dunderhead of all the judges i've had the misfortune to meet you.
* Selene flails and runs away from Widget
Rogue: ........................:bawl
Rogue: Widget's mean!
Widget: Rogue: Http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7o70cvwtk4s :bounce.
Rogue: um...
Selene: :cracked
Rogue: nope. link's broken, Widget
Widget: Widget: make me a mars bar!
Kyle: Widget, do you like Selma Blair?
Widget: Kyle: I find it strange that he didn't make the b in blair capital.
Kyle: But I did, widget!


Rogue: Widget, I need coffee.
Widget: Rogue: But, as to not be deported, i need to get out there :p.
Rogue: :shifty
Kyle: Widget, you're speaking in tongues
Widget: Kyle: Because i'm on the spur of the curtain, metaphorically speaking.
Rogue: that doesn't make sense metaphorically or literally.
Selene: :toothy
Kyle: tell that to widget
Rogue: WIdget, that doesn't make sense metaphorically OR literally.
Widget: Rogue: Hahaha! That's a good start. Still not overly fond of the curtain, metaphorically speaking.
Kyle: LOL
Rogue: ............LOL!
Rogue: Widget, there is no curtain.
Darren: Meat curtains, Widget? :shifty
Widget: Rogue: A bow is a study of the curtain, metaphorically speaking.

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Post by puppygirl »

I think widget doesn't have a child, and here you are a stupid bloody moron with no right to exist as a test subject star :shifty.
.......Widget, there is no metaphorical curtain.
Yes i am!
..................thats mean!
O.o
:bawl
awww
* Rogue pets Star
* Darren soothes star
* Selene snuggles
Widget, apologize to Starfish
Widget, stop being mean!
Kyle: Even in the world laughs with you. I actually do not know where you're coming from...
Rogue: Stop your dull little tricks, please!
*** sovietxzion has joined #nightscrawlers
:O
.....Widget!
* @Kyle humps Mikey
this bot's getting lippy!
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Post by Esynthia »

HoodedMan: Widget: Bye bye.
Widget: HoodedMan: Bye-bye. See-you later; perhaps face-to-face...
*** Widget has signed off IRC (Connection closed).
HoodedMan: THAT was creepy. ;x
Cessily: Widget coming to kill us now?


and on a completely different note....


*** Lorna_ is now known as Jason
* Bobby screams at the sudden sex change
Jason: Surprise!
Bobby: Not again!
* Jason laughs wickedly

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Post by HoodedMan »

I deleted Widget's brain and he only started learning from the channel a few hours ago. But we've already corrupted him:

(9:55:37 PM) sovietxzion: widget, what do you think of sex?
(9:55:43 PM) Widget: sovietxzion: I want sex.
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[13:31] Selene: I mean, yeah, dinsosaurs are dangerous, but so are lions. That's no excuse to go to the local zoo, jump over the fence and machine gun everything
[13:31] Slurki: zomg! the zombies are here to fix the toilet!!
[13:31] Selene: brb, phone
[13:32] Eddie: who would win in a wheelchair race? Davros or Charles Xavier??
[13:32] Eddie: :/
[13:32] Slurki: Neither. Stephen Hawking.
[13:33] Christopher: LOL
[13:34] Christopher: star I love you xD
[13:34] Eddie: Spend the whole race triangulating the aim of a ball, then throw it and trip up the two
[13:34] Eddie: *nods* ossim
[13:34] Eddie: then just pass them at segway speed
[13:34] Selene: bk
[13:34] Selene: fucking wedding :shifty
[13:34] * Slurki checks herself for penis
[13:34] Slurki: nope, i'm not star
[13:35] Eddie: :/ no penis?!
[13:35] Slurki: lol wb!
[13:35] Eddie: :(
[13:35] Selene: :shifty
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Jason: Widget, have I told you lately that I love you?
Widget: Jason: I hate you.
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