The Best of Nightscrawlers Chat!

Post by **Esynthia** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 3:17 am

* Rogue hates vista
* Remy likes vista
Remy: there's the reason behind all that romy angst!
Stjohn: yeah
Hepzibah: LOL
Stjohn: rogue just wont move into the next century....

Post by **Esynthia** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 5:17 pm

Benjamin: in fact steyn
Benjamin: i've been meaning to tell you something that came to me when i was reading your last wade instance.
Benjamin: I realized that
*** Benjamin has signed off IRC (Client exited).
Rogue: ...
Rogue: leave ya hangin
Freja: lol
Wade: Yeah, makes me think of
*** Wade has left #nightscrawlers.
Rogue: LOL

tears~fall~like~glass · Fri Apr 03, 2009 8:55 pm

Selene: Paws
* Selene summons
* Mayhem strips
*** Sam has joined #nightscrawlers.
Esy[notasill]: PAWS! LOOK! SCUMMY! *points*
Sam: OMG!

Post by **Esynthia** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 1:07 am

Bobby: I'm not even sure where the heck Austin is in Texas.
Rogue: LOL rly?
Rogue: ...its our state capital, woman!
Bobby: I've just been through west Texas actually.
Bobby: ><
Rogue: LOL
Rogue: Texas is so much more split up than that woman

Rogue: central, west, east, panhandle, south
Bobby:

Bobby: That's because it's too big

Rogue: is not
Rogue: its too small

Edit: and ofc north tx

seeing as how I live there.

[Edited on 4/11/2009 by Esynthia]

stjohn · Post by **stjohn** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 1:11 am

oh that's sad.... very very sad.....

Post by **Slarti** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 4:10 am

Oh, bite me.

Post by **Esynthia** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 4:22 am

stjohn · Post by **stjohn** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 4:23 am

I think she'll oblige ya.

Svartfreja · Post by **Svartfreja** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 11:36 pm

saint_kurt: I read that as "Bobby may hit *on* her with a spoon..."
saint_kurt: Which is something I wanted to see.
Raya: he has his strange ways, iceboy.
Amara: LOL
saint_kurt: "Hey baby. I gotta spoon. Wanna see..."
Selene: lol!
Raya: *snort*
Mayhem: *ting*
Mayhem: Mayhem could play her like crystal glasses...
Raya: brings a whole new meaning to 'I'd hit that'
Hepzibah: ><
Raya: wet her and rub your finger around her rim?
Raya: .........that sounded a lot worse than it did in my head
Slurk: Bobby will leave that to Mayhem.

Scumfish · Post by **Scumfish** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 4:59 am

*** Bobby is now known as Guest14633.
Monet: ><
Hepzibah: yay
*** Bobby has signed off IRC (Quit: Still the award-winning designer of Norway's lovely crinkly edges!).
Mayhem: LOL
Hector: ...

Post by **Esynthia** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 12:42 am

rachel: I got Liberace, Princess Grace, Chubby Checker, and Reagan
Rogue: Grace Kelly?
rachel: um... she was an actor
Rogue: yup
Rogue: Grace Kelly.
rachel: got married to a prince in a different country
Rogue: I cannot BELIEVE you didnt know who she was!
* Rogue is ashamed >.>
Rogue: ............omg

[Edited on 4/23/2009 by Esynthia]

Post by **Esynthia** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 4:28 am

sovietxzion901: i thought i was dying
sovietxzion901:

saint_kurt: Well, I hate to say it but if they were running two IVs - they thought you were dying too.
*** sovietxzion has signed off IRC (Ping timeout: 121 seconds).

Post by **steyn** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 5:04 pm

[18:57] Mayhem: heehee the button under the return key looks like a nipple

[18:58] Kyle: LOL
[18:58] Kyle:

[18:58] Starfish: lol
[18:58] Mayhem: *pets his button*
[18:58] Starfish:

[18:59] * Kyle crouches down, and stands ready, squinting.
[18:59] *** sovietxzion has joined #nightscrawlers.
[18:59] * Kyle pounces Mikey
[19:00] * sovietxzion is pounced
[19:00] Kyle: Fucking good timing

Post by **Esynthia** » Sun Apr 26, 2009 5:07 pm

* ShiftyDude sharpens his knives
ShiftyDude: I wanna kill someone stupid
ShiftyDude: I feel like making the world a better place today
sovietxzion: why
ShiftyDude: because
Cessily: But suicide is no solution!

(note: ShiftyDude is Freaky)

Post by **Esynthia** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 1:50 am

* Mayhem sidles up to Shaw. So. I hear you're rich.

Shaw: Yes. Yes I am.
Shaw: Do I own you?
Mayhem: I dunno, I haven't checked.

Post by **Esynthia** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 5:58 pm

Kyle: busy uploading two raya pics
Rogue:

k
Kyle: http://h1.ripway.com/stained/raya012.jpg
Rogue: pssst.
Kyle: extended the hair, wasn't sure how long it was supposed to be
Rogue: did you mean to pm wingy?
Kyle: HOLY CRAP YOUR'E ESY!
Rogue: LOL
Kyle:

Kyle: I wasn't here
Rogue: very pretty though

Kyle: These aren't the droids you were looking for
Kyle:

Rogue:

* Rogue looks elsewhere

Scumfish · Post by **Scumfish** » Tue Apr 28, 2009 10:59 pm

Because people need to know about my new custom title, and because 3am in the morning makes for good crack:

Mayhem: After smacking myself in the eye, I've just managed to totally misjudge distance and nut teh wall.
Remy: nut the wall?
Mayhem: headbutt
* Remy pictures you teabagging the wall
Mayhem:

Remy: niiice wall. Sexxxy wall.
Mayhem: Little shit

Slarti: I'd think it'd take talent to teabag a vertical surface, what with gravity and all.
* Slarti scratches herself.

Remy: Spray it with something sticky and swing.
Remy: like a pendulum.
Slarti: ><!!
* Slarti gets the spatula.
Mayhem: omgmakeitstop
Slarti: It's the one for the grill, so it's got a nice long handle and it's a bit pointy...
Mayhem: ....
Mayhem:

* Mayhem flees
Remy: ooh. metal?
shadow: kinky
Remy: with that kinda saw blade side action?
* shadow gets videocamera
Slarti: Yus!
shadow: oooh, nice.
shadow: my dad has one of those
* Mayhem whimpers
Slarti:

Rogue: LOL yall are crazy
Mayhem: ESY
* Mayhem cowers behind Esy
* Remy heats the wax.
Remy: could just heat up one of those glass candle things, blow out the wick and dip.
Mayhem: O.O
Remy: could be scented that way!
Mayhem: DEAR GODS NO
Remy: what do you want? Gingerbread or freesia?
* Mayhem gibbers
Slarti: I have lavender!
*** ThunderDude has joined #nightscrawlers.
* shadow shakes adhesive can to activate and gets ready
Mayhem: makeitstop!!!!!
shadow: ooh, I have the vanilla and sake orchid ones
Remy: oh there you are. lavendar is soooothing.
ThunderDude: hey peoples.
Remy: hey
* Mayhem tries to flee
* shadow achsevies to chair.

Slarti: *riiiiiiip!*
* Rogue pats Scummy
shadow: ....that was supposed to be adhesives...
Mayhem: Don't pat me!! Save me!!
* Rogue hauls scummy over her shoulder and blinks at the other wemminz
Remy: oooh. free target!
Mayhem: O.o
* Rogue runs

Scumfish · Post by **Scumfish** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 9:25 pm

Amara: which stinks
Amara: and burns!
*** May[gak] has joined #nightscrawlers.
Amara: wb scum
Freak: wb
May[gak]: IN THE BUTT
Freak: teehee
Amara: lol
Mayhem: LOL

Post by **Saint Kurt** » Sun May 03, 2009 2:15 am

Swine flu strikes the Nightscrawler's chatroom:

Styger yays
Amara lol
Styger oink
Styger *er
Styger goink
Amara LOL
Amara slu!!
Amara

LarsMicheal The SLU!

It is now quarantined.

-e

tears~fall~like~glass · Mon May 04, 2009 2:22 am

*** sovietxzion has joined #nightscrawlers.
* sovietxzion rides everbody's disco stick
sovietxzion:

* Rogue doesn't have one.
sovietxzion: well can't it be made out of silicon?
sovietxzion:

Rogue:

Rogue: mebbe. if you ask real nice.
* sovietxzion gives her jared padalecki eyes?
sovietxzion: will that work?
Rogue:

and what do I get?
*** sovietxzion has signed off IRC (Client exited).
Mayhem: LOL
rachel: nothing
Rogue: ><!
Miranda: Stood up, apparently.
Rogue: apparently
Rogue: no kiddin'.

Post by **Slarti** » Sun May 24, 2009 6:47 pm

Cessily: Hm, Steyn is afk 4 hours already.
SinJin: awww
*** bb2h is now known as bb4h.
bb4h: i fell asleep

Cessily: LOL
SinJin: LOL
Cessily: wb!
SinJin: wb

tears~fall~like~glass · Mon Jun 01, 2009 3:55 am

Remy: I don't want to live forever.
Remy: period.
Remy: even if I was a sexy beast.

Post by **steyn** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 4:57 am

[06:54] * sovietxzion thinks someone should buy a vibrator and name it Bennifer
[06:55] *** Benjamin has joined #nightscrawlers.

Ult_Sm86 · Post by **Ult_Sm86** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 6:28 am

Once again Bman is coincidentally the but of another joke.