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Esynthia · Post by **Esynthia** » Sun Nov 22, 2009 5:25 am

Slarti: ok, the cat humped up into the candle
HoodedMan: o.o
tascil: wtf?
Slarti: ....JUMPED
Fergie: HAAA
Fergie: It felt the burning urge
Rogue: LMAO typo win
tascil:

tascil: It was in heat.

Widget: YES, Fergie got the answer -> peter wright <- in 15.263 seconds, and gets 2700 points
Widget: Fergie has won 8 in a row! Total Points TODAY: 109250 this WEEK: 109250 & this MONTH: 109250
tascil: Well done.
HoodedMan: .
*** Fergie has been kicked from #trivia by HoodedMan: You have been voted off the channel.

[Edited on 11/22/2009 by Esynthia]

Post by **HoodedMan** » Mon Nov 23, 2009 7:37 pm

!seen Batman
Kyle, I don't remember seeing batman.
that's because he's the goddamn BATMAN

[Edited on 12/12/2009 by steyn]

Esynthia · Post by **Esynthia** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 9:14 pm

Slurkumi: and i'm now reading the complaints, and the report of the $300 an hour attorney the county hired to try to head this off
Freak: 300 dollar an hour?
Freak: wtf?!
Slurkumi: yep. $300 an HOUR
Freak: I already know WHO is the real criminal in this

Esynthia · Post by **Esynthia** » Mon Dec 07, 2009 4:10 pm

Rogue: what about midget killer clowns in your bedroom, El?

Elwing: that's so good!

Raven Hare · Post by **Raven Hare** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 5:15 am

[00:05] Hector: hm...
[00:05] Hector: it's quiet tonight.
[00:05] *** sovietxzion has joined #nightscrawlers.
[00:05] Hector: i had to say it...
[00:05] * sovietxzion falls into chat
[00:06] * sovietxzion burps and scratches his sweaty mangos "whaddya ladies up to!?"
[00:07] Bobby: You fixed that, Johnboy
[00:07] Hector: i know...

Esynthia · Post by **Esynthia** » Sat Dec 12, 2009 5:03 am

[23:02] *** Hepzibah has joined #nightscrawlers.
[23:02] Hector: yay!
[23:02] Hector: where did you go?
[23:02] Hector: why did you leave us!
[23:02] Hector: never do it again!
[23:02] *** Hepzibah has signed off IRC (Quit: Trillian (http://www.ceruleanstudios.com).

stjohn · Post by **stjohn** » Sat Dec 12, 2009 9:13 am

[03:07] Hepzibah: uh huh. should I call you pot or kettle??
[03:08] Hector: Pot!

[03:09] Hepzibah: LOL - of course

Esynthia · Post by **Esynthia** » Sun Dec 13, 2009 7:01 am

Bobby: it matches my red purse

Esynthia · Post by **Esynthia** » Sun Dec 13, 2009 8:51 am

typed in main:

Jason: Almost typed done in here
Jason: which is odd because both of you got my dones.
Raya: lol
Monet: LOL
Raya: >> are we getting more than that?
Monet: only if he's finished.

Post by **Slarti** » Mon Dec 14, 2009 1:25 am

Kyle: Gah! Mothersucking midget in my tea!
Kyle: .....midget?
Bobby:

Kyle: WTF
Kyle: the other thing
Bobby: that's some special tea there steyn
Kyle: tiny little bug
Rogue: LOL!
Bobby: sure it's not got acid in it?
Kyle: in afrikaans it's called a muggie
Kyle: lost in translation'
Hector: midge
Hepzibah: LOL

Esynthia · Post by **Esynthia** » Mon Dec 14, 2009 6:03 am

in main after a few typos:

Bobby: wtf why can't i type?!
Hepzibah: lol - it's late?
sovietxzion: because your boob hurts?
Rogue: its the cocospunk

in pm after I'd pointed that out:

Bobby: dong
Bobby: ....DONE
Bobby: ><
Rogue: LOL!!!!!
Bobby: omg it IS the cocospunk1
Bobby: ....!!!!

wingyding · Post by **wingyding** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:43 pm

I bet he's all for the school uniforms
only for the girls
* Raya would not wear a school uniform for Bobby.
* Karr would

* Jason would
* Raya would blackmail Jason with that!!

Esynthia · Post by **Esynthia** » Fri Dec 18, 2009 6:59 am

HoodedMan: GOOD NIGHT, BOYS AND GIRLS.
Rogue: g'nite, HM.
sovietxzion: good night bottom pig
*** HoodedMan has signed off IRC (Quit: BAMF, motherfuckers!).
sovietxzion:

*** HoodedMan has joined #nightscrawlers.
Rogue: LOL!
sovietxzion: LOL!
* sovietxzion waits to be kicked
* Rogue waits

*** sovietxzion has been kicked from #nightscrawlers by HoodedMan: HoodedMan

Post by **Slarti** » Fri Dec 18, 2009 8:53 pm

ProfXavier: ooooooooh
* ProfXavier pets Darren
ProfXavier:

Slurshimi: creepy in those pants
ProfXavier: Mohawk sooooooooooft
* Darren blinks at chat
Darren: ... is the headmaster molesting my hair?
ProfXavier:

[Edited on 18-12-2009 by Slarti]

puppygirl · Post by **puppygirl** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 8:27 pm

* @Kyle pulls Prototype into the closet for some hard action
*** Prototype has quit IRC: Client exited
the action was too hard
*** iTouch has joined #nightscrawlers
* @Kyle wonders if it would happen again
* @Kyle pulls iTouch into the closet for some hard action
*** Kyle has quit IRC: Ping timeout: 121 seconds
too hard for him that time.
O.o

[Edited on 24/12/2009 by steyn]

Svartfreja · Post by **Svartfreja** » Fri Dec 25, 2009 4:45 am

May[sketchin]: ...i ate an entire pot of cocspunk...
May[sketchin]: *cocospunk
Bobby:

Bobby: well since my cocospunk is shampoo, that's pretty special
May[sketchin]: this was yoghurt
Bobby: ahhhh
Bobby: good
May[sketchin]: coconut yoghurt
Bobby:

* Bobby was worried there for ya for a sec
May[sketchin]: same consistancy and loo.
May[sketchin]: PFFFT.
May[sketchin]: like I'd eat sha-aaactually.
Bobby: LOL!
May[sketchin]: mmmm cocospunk
Eslurkia: lol!

--

* May[sketchin] is sticky O.o
May[sketchin]: its the cocspunk.
May[sketchin]: ...
Freja_: hee
May[sketchin]: *COCOSPUNK.
Bobby: ><
Bobby: i washed my hair with my cocospunk this morning
Bobby: i still smells good
Bobby: not sticky though

May[sketchin]: actually this is the white stuff on my whip this time
May[sketchin]: ...*walnut whip
May[sketchin]: i need to stop missing out words.
Bobby: LOL
Freja_: LOL
Eslurkia: lol!
May[sketchin]: gives out totally the wrong messege about me
May[sketchin]:

*** HoodedMan has joined #nightscrawlers.
May[sketchin]: actually as im sucking out the white stuff from the top, maybe not.
HoodedMan: o.o
May[sketchin]: ....HAI HM

Bobby: heee
Freja_: LOL
Bobby: hi HM!
Freja_: ./pat
May[sketchin]: though i'm not sure on the nut.
May[sketchin]: but then i've never been a fan of them.
May[sketchin]: ...walnut, that is.
Freja_: ROFL
HoodedMan: I always come in on the best lines.
Freja_: lol
Freja_: lucky you

*** May[sketchin] is now known as Mayfail.
Bobby: some lady is wrestling cake santa now
Mayfail: I blame it on the alcohol...I've yet to drink.
Mayfail:

Mayfail: And on the cocspunk.
Mayfail: ...OWTF laptop.

Esynthia · Post by **Esynthia** » Mon Dec 28, 2009 6:30 am

* Kyle rolls around on hisback.
* Hector holds up a ball.
* Kyle sits up and gets unusually excited
* Hector waves it back and forth.
* Kyle leans to the one side and hten the other as he stares with interest at the ball.
* Hector draws back and chunks the ball.
* Hepzibah reclines on the back of the sofa and watches. "Dogs are easy..."
Hector: "So are cats." He grins and looks over at her with a wink.
* Kyle runs off after the ball, jumping for it and rolling on the ground to a stop, coming back with a rather proud trot.
Hepzibah: "Oh no, I was a LOT of trouble." She grins back and rolls over on her back.
*** Kyle has signed off IRC (Ping timeout: 121 seconds).
Hector: ...
Hector: I made him run off.
Hepzibah: LOL
Hepzibah: you didn't tell him he was a good boy and reward him!
Hector: I was going to...

Esynthia · Post by **Esynthia** » Tue Dec 29, 2009 9:05 pm

* Slurki noms candy cane
* Kyle watches Slarti seductively sucking some sexy candy cane.
* Slurki crunches it
* Kyle winces
Slurki:

Esynthia · Post by **Esynthia** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 2:19 am

* Malice hopes in Hepz
Hepzibah: someones hopes in me

[Edited on 12/30/2009 by Esynthia]

Esynthia · Post by **Esynthia** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 7:35 pm

Kyle: bobby came?
Hepz: stop being greedy with the snow! I want some.
Kyle: Hepz wants bobby spunk?
Bobby: >< I'd happily let you have it

Esynthia · Post by **Esynthia** » Fri Jan 01, 2010 6:36 am

* Kyle plays with Rogue's boobies
Bobby:

Kyle: jigglejigglejiggle
Kyle: bounceybouncey
* Kyle takes a deep breath and sticks his face in between them for a real motorboat engine sound.
HoodedMan: Motorboat.
HoodedMan: Damn, you beat me to it.
Bobby: LOL >_O
* Kyle thinks the motorboat broke down
* Kyle gives HM the keys

Esynthia · Post by **Esynthia** » Fri Jan 01, 2010 7:24 am

HoodedMan: But I'm tempted to fly to South Africa to make out with you myself.
Kyle: Aww, that's so nice of you
HoodedMan: Do you think I can get there on the $ in my checking account?
Kyle: hmm, don't think so
HoodedMan: Oh. Bollocks.

HoodedMan: Foiled! *ponders alternate plans*

Esynthia · Post by **Esynthia** » Mon Jan 11, 2010 6:56 am

*** Dog is now known as Steyn.
* Steyn stares at dogshit in the hallway.

puppygirl · Post by **puppygirl** » Mon Jan 11, 2010 11:36 pm

hmmm...
ohhhh tough choice!
oh! three-way?

* Victor stares at Scotty.
HOT!!!!!!!!
......
* Slurki fans mouth
and now we know what slarti thinks of that.
nuuuuuu
bad line placement?
boiling hot rice on mai tongue!

Esynthia · Post by **Esynthia** » Thu Jan 14, 2010 9:22 am

Kyle: Raaaawr!
* Hector hides.
*** Bobby has signed off IRC (Ping timeout: 121 seconds).
* Rogue swats at Kyle's tai NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Rogue:

Kyle:

* Kyle didn't know he was that powerful