Stupid things you should know...

Saffire · Post by **Saffire** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 6:16 pm

Always remember that baby horses are NOT like baby cows, they learn to bite withing 2 weeks....*cries* I almost lost my thumb today!!!!! I was like, awww cute little baby sucking my thumb....so cu.....*crunch* Bloody Hell!!!! Let go!!!!!!

Marzbunny · Post by **Marzbunny** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 10:21 pm

Never ride a wheelchair down the stairs.... My uncle said 'twas quite painful.

Saffire · Post by **Saffire** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 10:30 pm

Your face should not be used to block slapshots. *Gingerly touches large bruise under eye and across half of nose*

Scumfish · Post by **Scumfish** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 9:38 pm

When tickling fiance, make sure you aren't sitting behind her - especially if she has a habit of violently thrashing. Being headbutted hurts, and broken noses WILL make your eyes stream.

On that thought.....don't rub your nose half an hour after it's been broken. It frikkin' hurts. Lots. Ow.