Never let it be said...

[The Drastic Spastic]

... that bitching about stuff online never got anyone anywhere. Free trip to Vancouver, anyone?

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Notorious movie director Dr. Uwe Boll, most well known for his numerous film adaptations of video games, has extended a bizarre offer to his five harshest critics: fly out to Vancouver and face him in the boxing ring. During shooting for his upcoming film Postal, Boll will set aside two days to fight each detractor in a ten bout match. To determine who have been his most vitriolic nemeses, Boll is accepting self-nominations to info@boll-kg.de, which must be accompanied by proof of negative reviews or internet forum comments. [!!!!!!] Only critical comments from 2005 will be accepted, presumably to ensure that only longstanding critics, rather than those spurred on by this contest, are in the running.

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This can't be for real... but if it is I am so going to be following the online coverage.

[Slarti]

OMG! I LOVE IT! I know a zillion people on my horror forums that want to murder his ass!

I watched 10 minutes of "House of the Dead" last night, and he does deserve to be beaten.

[Blue_Demon94]

He directed that? How can you possibly narrow it down to 5 critics? Does he only do video game movies or something, cause most of his American career seems to be leaning that way..