X-men Dating Guide
For the romantically-challenged / genetically-challenged
If your date has to wear sunglasses permanently, taking them out to see the new James Bond film is not advised.
If you know your date has recently come back from the dead, it is generally not appropriate to start a conversation with-- 'So what have you been up to?'
If your date has wings, don't order the duck.
Don't ever take a pyrokinetic out for a candlelit dinner.
No matter how bad the date is going, it is just bad form to teleport away from the restaurant.
You might not agree with everything your date says, but you wont resolve anything by getting them struck by lightening.
Wear deodorant, especially when your date has a hyper-sensitive sense of smell.
If your date has the ability to absorb life forces/energy/powers/etc, it's not recommended to feel her up...
Every heard that saying 'Two is Company, but Three is a crowd'? Those of you with cloning abilities would do well to remember that.
The neighbors will complain about moaning that breaks their window panes.
Ground-moving sex is a metaphor only.
To the Telepaths: When they say mind-blowing sex, they don't mean it literally
Remember the claws, oh please, remember the claws.
Pyros should remember that the flambe part is something that the chef organises.
It might be cool that you can use your knife and fork without moving your hands, but people will look at you strangely. I can guarantee it.
Never take someone with super-speed to an all-you-can-eat buffet.
For god's sake: Claws are not utensils.
Those were great:LOL
