So ... I had to post this video of Adam Scott (actor who portrays Ben Wyatt on Parks & Rec) as he tries to explain to Conan his breakdown of the lyrics for "Ice, Ice, Baby" (which I know Slarti can appreciate) and it got me thinking about how many ridiculous song lyrics there are out there.
I offer posters a challenge to find OTHER ridiculous songs and, if they so choose, try to explain what the meaning of the lyrics may be.
I thought on this and realized that I have always had a hard time figuring out the meaning of the lyrics "Take On Me" but I think maybe it was the video that confused me.
Here's a literal translation of the video that I think accurately captures my confusion.