What Was The Worst Pick-Up Line You Heard?
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Pick up lines...not too bad. But a dear (male of course) friend of mine ended up being asked in a bar who I was (I had come with a group of friends and this guy had seen me hanging around with all of them). My friend chose to describe me to this stranger as "A very nice girl, and she's got huge tits."
Boy...thanks. Grrrreat introduction.
BTW...the guy who asked my friend about me...we've been married for 8 yrs now. So I guess that the introduction worked anyway, eh?
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Boy...thanks. Grrrreat introduction.
BTW...the guy who asked my friend about me...we've been married for 8 yrs now. So I guess that the introduction worked anyway, eh?
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Apart from being sexy... What do you do for a living?
Are you a book? [what?] Cuz I'm checking you out!
Excuse me, do you have the time? Actually I don't need it. I just wanted an excuse to talk to you
Apart from being sexy... What do you do for a living?
Are you a book? [what?] Cuz I'm checking you out!
Excuse me, do you have the time? Actually I don't need it. I just wanted an excuse to talk to you
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I would! But of course I'd pour it over his pants. And tell the bartender that he was paying for them.Originally posted by NightPoofer
"Do you want a drink? Well...get one for me while you're at it."
Yeah... like somebody would actually do that...
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A random dude : "You know, you're like, totally hot."
Me : "You know, you're like, totally stupid."
We didn't date.
Me : "You know, you're like, totally stupid."
We didn't date.
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"I'm safe. I shoot blanks."
To which I replied, "I'm married, and you're repulsive."
To which I replied, "I'm married, and you're repulsive."
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In freshers week, my housemate got asked "Can I buy you a drink?" by this guy, who when she turned him down said "Oh well, the alternative is sex."
The guy then turned up to our flat in halls at 4am and sat outside her door trying to talk to her. He soon got removed
[Edited on 8-6-07 by littlebamf]
The guy then turned up to our flat in halls at 4am and sat outside her door trying to talk to her. He soon got removed
[Edited on 8-6-07 by littlebamf]
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[yes?]
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How'd you like them apples?
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Ok, this one was said by me:
"Grab yer coat, darlin'. You've pulled."
It worked, too.
Used on me:
"Will you sleep with me? I'm afraid of the dark."
"So many men, so little time, but I'll put some aside for you."
....They didn't work.
"Grab yer coat, darlin'. You've pulled."
It worked, too.
Used on me:
"Will you sleep with me? I'm afraid of the dark."
"So many men, so little time, but I'll put some aside for you."
....They didn't work.
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Another little gem I came across was used on my friend by the college creep who slept with a BB gun under his pillow and muttered tio himself.
It was: "You have very pretty eyes. They match your hair."
My friend has green eyes and blonde hair, so not particuarly matching or similar which is how he meant it (he's used it on others) . She promptly ran away with me following in stitches.
It was: "You have very pretty eyes. They match your hair."
My friend has green eyes and blonde hair, so not particuarly matching or similar which is how he meant it (he's used it on others) . She promptly ran away with me following in stitches.
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"I think I'm too drunk to get it up."
What girl could resist such a challenge?
What girl could resist such a challenge?
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Let's see...
"Your body is a temple..."
The reply? "...and there are no services today." I got that one pulled on me at a theatre, of all placs. No place is safe.
"I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock."
"I'm not from here, I've got Russian hands and Roman fingers."
"Your body is a temple..."
The reply? "...and there are no services today." I got that one pulled on me at a theatre, of all placs. No place is safe.
"I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock."
"I'm not from here, I've got Russian hands and Roman fingers."
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Seriously?
From a freind of mine who will never end his pervy ways:
"Hey, lets get naked and throw a party in the parking lot."
No joke.
From a freind of mine who will never end his pervy ways:
"Hey, lets get naked and throw a party in the parking lot."
No joke.
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Let's see... I think I can top all those ones! My neighbor, a dis-barred lawyer who has since been sent to prison (hey, I'm not making it up) rented a room to this really annoying person named John (won't give his last name in this space here).
There is a stone wall that separates the properties. I was in my driveway washing my Buick. I here this, "HEY!!! HEY!!!" I look around. This huge enormous person is climbing over the stone wall, without asking. "HEY!! My name is John! I work with attack dogs! Hey! My dog would kill anyone but me! Would you go out with me, please?"
"Ah, well, yah know, John, I'm a real busy person, okay?"
"HEY!! I can always get someone else to go out with me, yah know!"
"Yeah? Okay, you'll find someone else to go out with. Have a good time. Bye."
There is a stone wall that separates the properties. I was in my driveway washing my Buick. I here this, "HEY!!! HEY!!!" I look around. This huge enormous person is climbing over the stone wall, without asking. "HEY!! My name is John! I work with attack dogs! Hey! My dog would kill anyone but me! Would you go out with me, please?"
"Ah, well, yah know, John, I'm a real busy person, okay?"
"HEY!! I can always get someone else to go out with me, yah know!"
"Yeah? Okay, you'll find someone else to go out with. Have a good time. Bye."
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Well, this wasn't the worst, and it may not have been a good pickup line, but it was an effective icebreaker. Due to my brother totaling my car, I often had to pick my professor husband up from his classes. While strolling across campus to meet him with my then 3 month old daughter, I heard, "Wow. These child prodigies just keep getting younger! What's her major?"
My response: "Nursing, of course."
[Edited on 13/9/2007 by Angelique]
My response: "Nursing, of course."
[Edited on 13/9/2007 by Angelique]
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Ha ha ha, nice...
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