Kerry: A very merry unbirthday to us!
Scrawlers: To who?
Kerry: To us!
Scrawlers: Oh us!
Kerry: A very merry real birthday to Ferg!
Scrawlers: Who Ferg?
Kerry: Yes, Ferg!
Scrawlers: Oh, Ferg!
Kerry: Let's all congratulate us with another cup of tea
A very merry unbirthday to us!
Now, statistics prove, prove that you've one birthday
Imagine, just one birthday every year
Ah, but there are three hundred and sixty four unbirthdays!
Precisely why we're gathered here to cheer
Scrawlers: A very merry real birthday to you, to you
All: To you!
Kerry: A very merry unbirthday
Ferg: For us?
All: For us!
Kerry: Now blow the candle out my dear
And make your wish come true
A merry merry REAL birthday to you!