Also, the names have NOT been changed to protect the creepy.
From Umair on March 27
you are so hot
There are then a couple of messages from women wanting to send me pictures of themselves. Pass.
The next two are the real gems. I am posting them in the order that I read them for your enjoyment.
From Christopher
Annnnnd the best one of all:wow........i am certainly speechless....what manner of beauty bestowed on one person. You must have been created on God's resting day.The name is Christopher and i am sorry if i bumped my self into you with my message.. am certainly not a stalker...smiles. just couldn't resist your beauty.ttys.
From Paul
How are you doing today? what a lovely piture you have, i just can't take my eyes of your profile without saying hello and appreciate you, what is the secret of your beauty? I love your smile,I no photo is not easy for one to decide the main character of a woman and the appearance can not also be used to decide the heart, I am glad that i am sending you this email because i believe you will be nice as your look. I will be happy if we can get to know our self and have a great relationship together that will lead to married .I want you to know that Distance does not matter what matter is the feelings. I am sorry to tell you this i just have to let you know my mind, because I believe in Love at first sight. Do have a nice day, Paul.