The chat promotion thread :p

sapphirescimitar · Post by **sapphirescimitar** » Sat Sep 06, 2003 11:18 pm

[Sapphie] LOL!!!

Well, I contributed a "LOL" at least!

This was some funny stuff. Everyone should come to chat!

taekwondodo · Post by **taekwondodo** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 3:46 am

Originally posted by Mad With Power
Chat is funnier than it has any right to be, sometimes...

[MWP] there are so many "kurt's girl/baby/woman" names I can't tell who's who.

[Gaz] MWP> yah. kurt's love, kurts , kurt fan....

[MWP] Kurt's left nut, yeah.

[MWP] I would love if someone actually took the name "kurtsleftnut."

[Nacht] LOL!!!

Nacht exits from this room

KurtLftNut enters this room

[MWP] YEAH

[MWP] YEAAAH

[Gaz] i love you nacht!!!

[MWP] * MWP teabags KurtLftNut

[KurtLftNut] grrr

[KurtLftNut] I am blue

[KurtLftNut] and hairy

[Draz] * Draz strokes KurtLftNut

[MWP] HAHAHAHAHa

[MWP] seriously, I'm losing it over here.

[KurtLftNut] * KurtLftNut is arroused by Draz's actions...

[Gaz] * Gaz weighs Kurtleftnut

[Sapphie] LOL!!!

[Gaz] hahhahhaa

Gaz exits from this room

KurtRitNut enters this room

...aaaaand... scene!

Oh god, I guess I've gotta get brave and try the chat. That just sounds too hilarious!!! Never been in a chat room before so it should be an experience.

TKD

NachtcGleiskette · Post by **NachtcGleiskette** » Sat Sep 20, 2003 10:46 pm

OK, the newest chat fun:

[Nacht] "what wouuuuld you do? if our heart was torn in two?? More than words to show you feel, that your love for me is real"

[MWP] what woouuuld you say?

[MWP] If I took those words away?

[MWP] Then you couldn't make things new...

[MWP] just by saying... I love you.

[MWP] Nacht.... I..... I love you.

[nights_dre] that sneeze almost killed me

[MWP] * MWP bites lip, looks away

[Animal] ooooookkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaaayyyyy that was ......weird

[Nacht] * Nacht gasps.....but tenderly puts hands to Mads face, turning it toward her...

[Animal] opps

[Nacht] Do you mean it, Maddie?? Do you?

[MWP] Darling.

[MWP] How could I lie to you?

[nights_dre] omg a soap opera right before my very eyes

[MWP] * MWP tears up prettily

[nights_dre] eats popcorn*

[Gaz] *insert cheesy romantic music and about 50 candles*

[MWP] I know your heart belongs to Ryan. But... I couldn't hold it in any longer.

[Animal] are u 2 done??

[Nacht] * Nacht leans in toward maddie..lips parting slightly...

[MWP] you... you tempt me...

[nights_dre] okay! cut cut!

[nights_dre] nacht u need to be more dramatic

[Animal] is the soap done yet???

[Nacht] "I only belong to you" she whispers, as she pulls Maddie into a passionate kiss.....fireworks explode behind them...

[MWP] * MWP 's knees crumple and her brow knits with passion...

[Nacht] then they do it doggystyle so they can both watch X files...

[Animal] I'M SO GROSSED OUT

[MWP] * MWP falls to one knee

[MWP] er... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[MWP] yes. X-Files. And... scene!

[Nacht] * Nacht kneels beside Mad...

[Nacht] awww...its over already>??

[MWP] well, we were all doggystyle n' stuff, and that usually takes a while...

[Nacht] hehe...true...

[MWP] and we've got young'uns in the room, so.

[Animal] nooooooooooooo the soap is over already ?!how sad

[Nacht] and the X files is an hour..soooo....

Jade enters this room

[MWP] couples that watch Mulder and Scully together stay together, you know.

[Nacht] and we're forever, mad...

[Gaz] i gotta go. housework. blah.

[Nacht] "Dont....be ashamed to cryyy! Let me see you through! Cause Ive seen the dark side too"

[MWP] bai, Gazzaroo!

[Gaz] love you guys.... but not it a Nacht-Maddie way

[MWP] hahahaha.

Gaz exits from this room

[Nacht] the only love is Nacht/Maddie love...

Hehe.....edited, of course

sapphirescimitar · Post by **sapphirescimitar** » Sun Sep 21, 2003 11:31 am

*points upward* Please do not tell me this was last night and I had missed it. I miss everything. But, I will be on tonight hopefully. Try to spring up something interesting for me to contribute to.

You know, like canned oppossums or the such...

kurtlover · Post by **kurtlover** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 11:17 pm

*snort* Bah! i always miss all the fun *curses her work*

Tatu · Post by **Tatu** » Tue Sep 30, 2003 1:34 am

hmm...really what can i say about that...damn bunny for being such a charmer...you said you'd call!

Northstars Love · Post by **Northstars Love** » Tue Sep 30, 2003 5:23 pm

This must have happened before I stepped in chat on Sunday night/ early Monday morning. Jeeze. I missed all the fun!:cry

But I do believe BB would be fun to snuggle:D awww...little furry bunny;)

Nightcrawlis · Post by **Nightcrawlis** » Wed Oct 01, 2003 12:07 am

Gah, why do I always miss the best fun in chat

s'not fair I say

goes back to chat to play with :trogdor

sapphirescimitar · Post by **sapphirescimitar** » Wed Oct 01, 2003 12:12 am

I was "ManSapphie". *points to signiture* I was a man as "Sapphie" but I changed myself back to a woman. It was fun being a man in chat. So.. Come to chat already, you people! You are truly missing the great fun!

Tatu · Post by **Tatu** » Wed Oct 01, 2003 4:10 am

Yes...come and watch bamfbunny preform the many versions of Tatu

DevilTatu, AngelTatu, SexyTatu....god im like jean...i just dont go away :p

Northstars Love · Post by **Northstars Love** » Wed Oct 01, 2003 6:15 am

Originally posted by sapphirescimitar
I was "ManSapphie". *points to signiture* I was a man as "Sapphie" but I changed myself back to a woman. It was fun being a man in chat. So.. Come to chat already, you people! You are truly missing the great fun!

Could I safely say, "The many sexes of Sapphie?":P

And TATU ....

Garble · Post by **Garble** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 3:34 am

19:24:26 [Nacht] sam I am...i will not try green eggs and ham...

19:24:34 [samantha] col

19:24:39 [samantha] oops

19:24:41 [samantha] cool

19:25:01 [samantha]

19:25:02 [Gaz] that was the first book my lil sis ever read *tear*

19:25:04 [Tatu] i will not eat them in a box..i will not eat them with a fox

19:25:09 [Shadowkitt] imma watch evo now

19:25:12 [Sapphie] * Sapphie shivers.

19:25:15 [Shadowkitt] bb at 10!

19:25:38 [Gaz] brb

19:25:53 [samantha] me to but im not jgonna get out of chat

19:25:58 [Garble] would you eat them with milk and honey? Would eat them with BamfBunny?

19:26:01 [samantha] oops

19:26:14 [Tatu] ....no comment...

19:26:18 [Gaz] nm

19:26:39 [Nacht] Andy Awesome....

19:26:48 [Garble] Would you eat them on a plate of marble? Would you eat them served by Garble?

19:26:53 [samantha] i live in nm or new miami

19:27:10 [Nacht] ANDY IS THE MAN!

19:27:17 [Tatu] ....wait....the honey is on the ham right andy?

19:27:20 [samantha] nm are the abreveations

19:27:20 [BamfBunny] Would you eat them on a yacht? Would you eat them with our Nacht?

19:27:29 [Nacht] aww!

19:27:59 [Yost] thnaks.

19:28:09 [Yost] Gotta run. Later, all.

19:28:10 [Nacht] would you take them to the coast, and eat them with returning Yost?

19:28:24 [Tatu] later Yost

19:28:27 [Nacht] aww..bye!

19:28:30 [samantha] by

19:28:36 [Gaz] *sigh*

19:28:49 [samantha] zonked out

19:29:12 [samantha] gonna watch x men

19:29:28 [Tatu] the Scrawler version of Dr Suess....this version is alot more fun..

19:29:51 [Sapphie] * Sapphie wants to cuddle with somone...

19:30:06 [samantha] whos watchen x men evo

19:30:09 [Gaz] you should write these down and post them, Garb!!! I sense a new Off Topic Antic approaching.....

19:30:11 [Garble] Would you not eat one damn bit? Not even cooked and served by Gambit?

19:30:11 [Nacht] * Nacht humps Vlad....no cuddles..SEX!

19:30:13 [samantha] ?

19:30:18 [Sapphie] I get left out of all the versions of anything.

19:30:37 [Sapphie] Lisa>

19:30:41 [BamfBunny] Sapphie> I already wrote poetry about you.

19:31:04 [Tatu] * Tatu would eat ........nevermind....too dirty to finish....

19:31:20 [Nacht] I like my eggs cooked and new, I'd even like them cooked by Drew!

19:31:41 [Tatu] Garble> is he wearing nothing but an apron that says "Kiss the Cajun"?

19:31:54 [Nacht] Eating alone would make you spastic? Why not eat your ham with Drastic?

19:31:58 [samantha] oo i had a x men birthday cake

19:32:00 [Nacht] * Nacht is done...

19:32:02 [Gaz] My turn!!!

19:32:40 [Nacht] wait, one more....

19:32:49 [samantha] it had x men dolls on it

19:32:54 [Nacht] Eggs and Ham are never bad, unless they are prepared by Vlad...

19:33:15 [Nacht]

19:33:28 [Sapphie] Nacht>

19:33:45 [Tatu] aww ...see sapphie...you are loved!

19:34:26 [Sapphie] I love you all,

19:34:26 [Gaz] In the review for X2 I'm reading, the guy calls Stryker 'Williams Stryker' and says that Magneto's prison was made of glass. .....amatuer........

19:34:36 [Sapphie] And you all love me..

19:34:47 [Sapphie] So we can balance the world

19:34:53 [Sapphie] Perfectly.

19:35:03 [samantha] yep

19:35:07 [samantha] oops

19:35:11 [Nacht] Keys kinda like to go jinle jangle...and Jones will sleep withLt. Dangle...

19:35:40 [Tatu] * Tatu PM's sapphie his rhyme...coz its not good

19:35:49 [Garble] I've created a monster....

19:36:11 [Gaz] lol

19:36:20 [Nacht]

19:36:45 [Sapphie] * Sapphie checks to see if the heaters work anymore.

19:37:09 [Tatu] * Tatu probably should be happy no one could rhyme with his name

19:38:20 [Tatu] * Tatu goes off to write his own book "The Twisted Tale Of Tat"

19:38:51 [Garble] would you eat them off your sleave? Would you eat them with little Steve?

19:39:25 [samantha] im bumfing out

19:39:32 [samantha] by

19:39:41 [Tatu] you know all my life Sleeve has been the word people rhymed my name with....

19:40:18 [Garble] Would you eat them with a bean? Would you eat them with Gambit Queen?

19:40:18 [Gaz] my turn!!!!! meeeeehhhh!!!

19:40:24 [Gaz]

19:41:01 [Garble] Would you eat them on the floor? Would you eat them with Gambit Whore?

19:41:03 [Tatu] Garble> ...you better mean Megz....

19:41:08 [BamfBunny] Would you eat them when you're naughty? Would you eat them with sevati?

19:41:41 [BamfBunny] Nacht> Why? When there's "peeve", "relieve", "receive", and "Tel Aviv"?

19:41:42 [Gaz] i would.

BamfChyck · Post by **BamfChyck** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 12:27 am

I've tried to join the chat a few times and I get in and immdediately get thrown out. I hope it's not on purpose. Can anyone tell me what I'm doing wrong?

And----I don't know anything about my computer. My partner does all that kind of thing. We have a cable and that's how I can go places, and that's all I know. Usually, I just say "Honey, my computer's broken again " and then my wonderful partner fixes it and then I am happy.

kurtlover · Post by **kurtlover** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 2:34 pm

Andy that was really funny!

and i'm missing the good old fun in chat as always

*kicks her job*

Tatu · Post by **Tatu** » Wed Oct 15, 2003 9:41 pm

Presenting the scrawler boy band
C, Mike, Andy, Bunny and myself!

Look for our new single "Scrawling in my heart" out soon!
www.ScrawlerBoys.nighty

[Kurtlover] lets turn Beams into a pop artist *takes her to a boobs implant and to the salon to die her hair blonde*

[nights_dre] *sigh*

[nights_dre] hahaha

[Tatu] ok...i'll go get the really tight skimpy clothing!

[MoonbeamDa] HEY! No way am I doing pop.

[nights_dre] im so glad the boy band craze is over

[MoonbeamDa] Same here.

[Kurtlover] now beams you need to wear this pink hotpants and act like barbie

[nights_dre] i was sick of BSB n nysnc

[Kurtlover] lets make a boy band! with Steve, Mike, Andy, Bunny and C

[Tatu] ...but i liked Nsync....

[nights_dre] lol

[Tatu] the scrawler boy band!!

[MoonbeamDa] I don't wat to act like Barbie and besides, blonde would look strange on me.

[Kurtlover] their names already sound like a boys band toguether,, there's no need to change Bunny his name

[MoonbeamDa] *want.

[Tatu] all the gay guys think C is cute, so he has to be the heart throb!

Kaileigh enters this room

[nights_dre] lol yes

[nights_dre] he has to be the heartbrob

[nights_dre]

[Kurtlover] hi Kail

[Kurtlover] Andy will be the oldest brother

[nights_dre] lets sterotype us, like just the boy band

[Kurtlover] like Donny walberg

[nights_dre] what bout steve>

[Kurtlover] Mike you will be the cute face

[nights_dre] heh thank you

[Kurtlover] with tattoos and everything like AJ

[Kurtlover] Steve will be the fashionist

[Kaileigh] raise

[Tatu] im the shy sensitive one that none of the girls know is really gay

[Kurtlover] and Bunny will be the big flirt

[nights_dre] yep, yay i am AJ *yeah rock on!

[Kaileigh]

[Kurtlover]

[nights_dre]

[Tatu] Kurtlover> wait..i thought I was the big flirt?!

[nights_dre] S-Club-5

[Tatu] * Tatu flirts with everyone!

[Kurtlover] Tatu> but you have good sense of fashion

[nights_dre] :p

[Tatu] ...well..thats true...

[Tatu] Armi you so have got to make a thread on this!

[nights_dre] so steve is the boy that everbody loves to go shopping with

[nights_dre]

[Tatu] Armi you so have got to make a thread on this!

[nights_dre] so steve is the boy that everbody loves to go shopping with

[nights_dre]

[Kurtlover] LOL what for? it wont be as spontaneous as this chat

[Kurtlover] why you don't better post it in the chat promotion thread

[Tatu] true..

[nights_dre]

[Tatu] * Tatu goes to post it...

[nights_dre]

[nights_dre] hmmm

[Kurtlover] your first singfle will be "Scrawling in my heart"

[Kurtlover] ohh i was forgetting

[nights_dre] hehe

[Kurtlover] Bunny will be the breakdancer..there's always a breakdancer

Nightcrawlis · Post by **Nightcrawlis** » Wed Oct 15, 2003 9:43 pm

Verdammt!

I ALWAYS miss the really funny stuff in chat, its like they tone it down as soon as I get in

Kaileighblue · Post by **Kaileighblue** » Wed Oct 15, 2003 11:07 pm

With the single BamF! (Any resembelance to a current song is coincidental *cough)

Sick and tired of hearing the other guys talkin bout
What's the deal with this blue guy and when is he gonna bamf out
What they need to realize chicks dig the fuzzy skin
I got the ladies all alround as soon as I come in

It doesn't matter
Bout the Mutant genes or the Or the fuzzy skin
All that matters
Is that you know the tail will always win
It doesn't matter
Bout the fangs or the just three toes
All that matters
Is the tail gets all the hos (bwuahah had to..)

Do you ever wonder why
The chicks flock to this guy
There's one on every side
The reason does not hide
It will never fail
Chick dig the tail
BAMF!

Now, many want to try to catch this guy and put him in a jail
They soon find some other uses for the long blue tail
Portin', Kickin' all around them landing in a tree
The back to town and to a club to all the ladies

It doesn't matter
Bout the Mutant genes or the Or the fuzzy skin
All that matters
Is that you know the tail will always win
It doesn't matter
Bout the fangs or the just three toes
All that matters
Is the tail gets all the hos

Do you ever wonder why
The chicks flock to this guy
There's one on every side
The reason does not hide
It will never fail
Chick dig the tail
BAMF!

I'm tired of writing

Bamf Bunny · Post by **Bamf Bunny** » Wed Dec 31, 2003 7:52 pm

And ... well, I laughed, anyway.

[Phoenix] Steve Frost as in Emma?
[SteveFrost] * SteveFrost goes diamond
[nights_dre] * nights_dre thinks steve is too sexy to be emma
KWagner enters this room
[BamfBunny] Because we all love him better when he's hard.
[Phoenix] * Phoenix mindrapes SteveFrost
[SteveFrost] Phoenix> and yes dear, by the way your man is easy
[KWagner] * KWagner kisses his reflection...i'm so pretty
[SteveFrost] BamfBunny> you know you do
[Phoenix] pfft, you can have him
[Phoenix] * Phoenix has sex with the sun
[Phoenix] oooooooo....mmmmmmm
[SteveFrost] Oh please Phoenix, you old crone..give up, no one cares about you..except Anthony
[Phoenix] heh, If I hadn't died you'd be manless
[W.Turner] * W.Turner wonders if Pheonix's powers are great enough to make sense of her own continuity
[SteveFrost] I could have had any of them.
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User Proudstar has successfully been kicked away.
[BamfBunny] Dead is dead, Proudstar
[Phoenix] as a matter of fact, they are W. Turner
[W.Turner] Proudstar didn't stay long. ...fitting.
[Phoenix] lol
Proudstar enters this room
[Phoenix] I AM FIRE AND LIFE INCARNATE
[Phoenix] ahem
[Phoenix] yes
[Proudstar] im not dead!
[Proudstar] i was in a coma!! so sue!
[BamfBunny] Phoenix, you can rise from the dead, right?
[Phoenix] yes Bun
[Proudstar] i just came buy looking for Talia...im back from the skrulls and ready to start my life with her! I brought her flowers! *presents flowers*
[BamfBunny] Prove it.
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[Phoenix] you'll have to become Magsbunny to defeat me Bun
[Phoenix] * Phoenix reminds Frost of her ugly days
[Phoenix] before all the surgery
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[KWagner]
[Phoenix] I always rise again!
[F.Baggins] LOL!!
[Phoenix] I
[Phoenix] AM
[Phoenix] PHOENIX!!!!!
[SteveFrost] Oh shut up jean
[Proudstar] * Proudstar scratches his large metal head...whats going on in here?
User Phoenix has successfully been kicked away.
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[Proudstar] * Proudstar remembers he doesnt itch...oen of the many basic human traits taken awy from me by apocalypse!! s
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xineohP enters this room
[xineohP] You’re just jealous cuz you’re a washed up stripper, and I’m a firy cosmic entity
[xineohP] I'm a bore? you couldn't keep Scott, Shaw, the Cuckoos
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[SteveFrost] I may have not kept them.. but Esme was such a femme fatal in the end..i was so proud
[DarkFoenix] *DEVOUS KWAGNER*
[DarkFoenix] FIREY DEATH!!
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sevati · Post by **sevati** » Thu Jan 01, 2004 5:02 am

19:41:08 [BamfBunny] Would you eat them when you're naughty? Would you eat them with sevati?

Why is my named rhymed with naughty? I've always pronounced it Seh-vah-tea. Blame the Tri-state accent. And, the biggest irk.. no way in hell would I be around someone eating Green Eggs and Ham unless they died of food poisoning soon after.

Tatu · Post by **Tatu** » Thu Jan 01, 2004 7:04 pm

*polishes his shiny diamond self* And we all know I'm much better anyway, don't we bunny?

Originally posted by Bamf Bunny
And ... well, I laughed, anyway.

[SteveFrost] * SteveFrost goes diamond
[BamfBunny] Because we all love him better when he's hard.

kurtlover · Post by **kurtlover** » Fri Jan 02, 2004 3:10 pm

!!!
i didn't read that part the first time!

Btw Mike:
Barbosa is with one "S"!!!!!!!!
:p:p

Nights_dreams · Post by **Nights_dreams** » Fri Jan 02, 2004 11:25 pm

btw armi...

its barbossa with 2 S.....

check imdb and you'll see the correct spelling.

*grins*

kurtlover · Post by **kurtlover** » Mon Jan 05, 2004 5:28 pm

Feh! i missed that one.....
but remember right now the chat has a new show: CGSF!!!!!

Tatu · Post by **Tatu** » Mon Jan 05, 2004 9:10 pm

CGSF Stars
Kurtlover as the mexican go go dancer
Tatu as the gay guy
Darkholme as the uptight straight guy
Crawler as the dumb blonde we all want
BamfBunny the never seen neighbor
Sapphie as the opossum chaser

CRAZY GAY SEX FIESTA!

Originally posted by kurtlover
Feh! i missed that one.....
but remember right now the chat has a new show: CGSF!!!!!

Gaz · Post by **Gaz** » Sat Jan 17, 2004 7:46 pm

What am I then, Steve?

Nightscrawlers