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Postby The Drastic Spastic » Wed Aug 20, 2008 10:24 am

WHYYYYYY??? :bawl

Post your trivial random crap that you are dying to tell everyone in this thread!

I'm going to the store now.
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Postby JSherlock » Wed Aug 20, 2008 6:17 pm

the candy I bought doesn't taste as good as I thought it would. Stupid discount bargain shops.
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Postby Ult_Sm86 » Wed Aug 20, 2008 6:32 pm

I was already having a bad day then I saw Star Wars: Clone Wars toys at McDonald's, and go figure, kids were going whack over them.

May God punish the greedy, miserable, soul of that sell-out George Lucas.
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Postby The Drastic Spastic » Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:46 am

I'm so incredibly excited to move next week. I was already excited, but it turns out where I'm moving is where my expat message board nemesis lives. Yessssssssss!!! :toothy

We're gonna play tennis.
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Postby fourpawsonthefloor » Thu Aug 21, 2008 4:17 pm

why can't we wear pajamas all day long?

Well ok, that said, I know some people do...but yeah.
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Postby Ult_Sm86 » Thu Aug 21, 2008 4:22 pm

Why do I have to go to work? Why can't I plop my ass right here, open up all six of the books i'm reading, and just READ!?!
I.
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Postby Saint Kurt » Thu Aug 21, 2008 7:55 pm

Originally posted by fourpawsonthefloor
why can't we wear pajamas all day long?


I do. Except that they call them scrubs.

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Postby fourpawsonthefloor » Fri Aug 22, 2008 4:02 am

Yes...but I meant more the fuzzy kind that doesn't have shit and blood on it. :D
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Postby The Drastic Spastic » Fri Aug 22, 2008 8:24 am

It's raining really hard but I'm out of bottled water. I need to go out in it again.
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Postby steyn » Fri Aug 22, 2008 10:51 am

OMGWTFBBQ Why is there soooo damned much lag in this game?!? WHY!!?!?!?!??! I get hit, I want to hit, it takes a bunch of seconds before I even hit, and then when everything catches up, I'm already dead! :bawl
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Postby Elfdame » Fri Aug 22, 2008 11:59 am

Originally posted by fourpawsonthefloor
why can't we wear pajamas all day long?

Well ok, that said, I know some people do...but yeah.


That's why one of my friends homeschools her kids. So they can go to school in their jammies. Heh heh.

And, erm, some of us don't sleep in pajamas (or pyjamas). 'Nuff said; I'd hate to ruin your appetite if you're about to eat.
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Postby fourpawsonthefloor » Fri Aug 22, 2008 2:55 pm

Hee. Well, no shockers here. My hubby doesn't wear a stitch unless it's REALLY cold out or he's sick. But the jammies are right there for when we wake up.

I'd go without but I hate having cold shoulders.

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Postby littlebamf » Fri Aug 22, 2008 3:10 pm

College (and sixth form) open events annoy me to the point of wanting to beat the crap out of people.

Um. The prospectus says you need four C's at GCSE with one of those in English. Why are you bringing in a sheet of fails?! Yes, certainly go to the other sixth form in the city. They'll tell you to go away as well.

Really shouldn't have eaten all my pick and mix sweets last night. I need them now.


Also, our washing machine has broken three times in the last week and yet all the landlord does is have it fixed! The damn thing is older than me and doesn't even have a 30 degrees setting. Just getting us a new one would be so much easier as now the blasted thing can only do half loads at a time. I'm not paying if the water/electricity bill goes up because of that. Nooo chance.
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Postby Ult_Sm86 » Fri Aug 22, 2008 9:11 pm

I.

HATE.

Subway.

I hate Elena.
I hate Julie.
I hate Mel.
I especially hate Jeff.
I really want to just punch each of them in the face, hold their cheeks against the toaster oven, and maybe stick a few slabs of bologna down Jeff's pants before I kick him in the jimmies.


I can't stand subway!! I NEED a new job!! :( :(
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Postby Angelique » Sat Aug 23, 2008 1:34 am

Why do people get so belligerent and downright hostile (like screaming death threats) over someone calling the wrong number?

I'm just as unhappy about inadvertently calling (the generic, of course) you when I want to speak to someone else, and interrupting your precious nose-picking or whatever, but you won't hear me ever scream about it.
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Postby Saint Kurt » Sat Aug 23, 2008 2:12 am

This morning
during radiology rounds
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I got really tired of being told how much I didn't know
and briefly considered looking for a job in the software industry.

I love my senior year, but sometimes I would like to feel smart instead of being shredded by professors because I couldn't calculate the vertebral heart score in front of a room full of people.

I had a time out though, and got over it.

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Oh, and about the scrubs (pajama/medical work wear). It's urine, blood, and shit. In that order. :)
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Postby Ult_Sm86 » Sat Aug 23, 2008 2:14 am

SK that's how I feel with my chosen profession (no not subway!) and don't let it get you down! :D
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Postby Angelique » Sat Aug 23, 2008 3:22 am

It's for job related reasons that "Illegitimis nil carborundum" has become one of my favorite sayints.
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Postby Saint Kurt » Sat Aug 23, 2008 5:34 am

I would agree because "quiquid latine dictum sit altum viditur".

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Postby JSherlock » Sat Aug 23, 2008 10:19 am

Stupid cheap bastard customers - BUY THE CUSTOM CRAP/EVEN WORSE READY-MADE CRAP I TELL YOU TO otherwise your cheap-ass (but very very VERY pretty) pictures won't fit right in the frame, and you'll fuck up the "cutting off the inch or so to make it fit" and it'll be lopsided and it WON'T LOOK GOOD.

And you, you certain sir, why did you not like the fillet and matting????? WHY? It's fucking gorgeous! GOREGEOUS. Everyone else who's seen it said WOW! That's beautiful! The colours highlight your lovely picture and makes it stunning. Bitch. Give it to me, whiner.
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Postby Ult_Sm86 » Sat Aug 23, 2008 3:17 pm

I'm tired...


I dun wanna get up and do stuffs!!!
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Postby The Drastic Spastic » Sun Aug 24, 2008 3:51 am

I'm drinking as much of my booze as I can before I move.

Also trying to take the edge off my dread about going to my horrible job tomorrow to finish off my one week's notice.

Jezus ultsm86 it's only subway!!!! Just quit!! I need to do a mountain of paperwork and move into a shithole because it'll take like a month to get it all approved to get a new job. I also need to go to Japan (for paperwork) and I quit anyway.* I think you just don't hate your job enough.

* Technically, I haven't quit yet. I tried to quit on Friday and my resignation letter was rejected. Omigod, THIS JOB.
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Postby fourpawsonthefloor » Sun Aug 24, 2008 11:12 pm

Oh, and about the scrubs (pajama/medical work wear). It's urine, blood, and shit. In that order.

Ooh! Forgot the pus. Can't forget that.
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Postby The Drastic Spastic » Mon Aug 25, 2008 12:59 pm

I successfully quit my job and weaseled out of my one week's notice. Job interview tomorrow but I think I fucked it up already. I'm missing a vital piece of paperwork. I estimate it will take two weeks to get it. Maybe the job will wait, but I told them I already had it. (I do! But it's past the expiry date.)
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Postby Ult_Sm86 » Mon Aug 25, 2008 2:10 pm

that sucks!

I'm trying to figure out why I keep waking up to the Monk theme on my phone and not to the any other three ringtones set to go off before that one.
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