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4800th post.

I spend too much time on the internet. I have two library books I've barely touched and I sincerely feel I am stupider than I was in 2008 because of it. I feel myself getting dumber and I just want to go back to school. But I need to shell out 500$ to do so, and that's before the actual fees and tuition.
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Apparently, I'm not allowed to have a shower. Got in, water went out, got it back on, tried to wash my hair, and no more water again. -_-
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9-5 work shift, what the hell was I thinking accepting that?
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I need to learn to keep my fucking yap shut. The dude that took my job and quit within two weeks posted on my facebook that he saw the listing for that job online... well, the funny thing of that is that nobody was supposed to know the boss was posting for that job, and the new girl had *just* found his job posting and the job email info he had lying around on his desk last Tuesday night.

Because I had my settings all secure before timeline, I responded to his post basically saying that, along with a nice little insult.

The boss saw it. Somehow. We don't fucking know how. But he called poor New Girl on it. He has yet to say anything to me about it.

Fuck, fuck, fuckity fuck!
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Oh no >< That is definitely made of not good.
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Slarti wrote:I need to learn to keep my fucking yap shut. The dude that took my job and quit within two weeks posted on my facebook that he saw the listing for that job online... well, the funny thing of that is that nobody was supposed to know the boss was posting for that job, and the new girl had *just* found his job posting and the job email info he had lying around on his desk last Tuesday night.

Because I had my settings all secure before timeline, I responded to his post basically saying that, along with a nice little insult.

The boss saw it. Somehow. We don't fucking know how. But he called poor New Girl on it. He has yet to say anything to me about it.

Fuck, fuck, fuckity fuck!
That's awful. However, this is why I don't use FB with people at work.

Never. Even if you think the world of the person, add them to your FB if you work with them. I learned that lesson, almost cost me my job.
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My mother is in my office.

My Mother.

She has invaded my sanctuary.

I feel unclean.

I also actually really need to make this call but I can't as she's sitting at the other desk where she shouldn't be.
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Slight suck...ish.

I have mental health issues. To deal with these, I've been sectioned, am currently on drugs and should be having at least one shrink, possibly two as I will likely have to have a PTSD specialist. Remember those facts, they are relevant to the suck.

I am also a genetic hermaphrodite. I have both male and female organs, neither of which work 100% and grace me with a damn good reason as to why I don't ever, EVER take the mick out of a woman on that time of the month. Also, hormones are a bitch and puberty was hell. I've been fighting for the last 7-10 years to be allowed to be physically and fully male - to have the hormones and lose the squishy bits that frankly make me flail. Earlier this year, I finally got referred to gender reassignment.

That's great, I hear you say. So why's this in the suck thread?

Because as part of gender reassignment, I have to be under psychiatric assessment to make sure that I really want this and I'm not crazy. Which means I'll have appointments with gender shrinks over a period of 2-3 years - first year to check I'm cool with everything and to give the okay for the hormones, next two to 'officially' live as a guy. This is grand, never mind the fact I've been a 'guy' my whole life, but I can deal - waited this long, I can stand a couple more years.

The suck? While I'm under the gender reassignment - which can last 5-10 years in all - I can't have care for my other mental health issues. Oh, I can have my drugs, but...no shrinks. No psychiatric help. Which means for when I hit my 'spirals' - which I'm doing at the moment - I'm pretty much on my own to struggle through, tell my friends to hide the knives and generally shut myself off from reality. This isn't anything new - hell, I've been dealing with the spirals my whole life - but every time it's just that little bit harder to pick myself up and takes longer to recover...and knowing I have no support unless I do something drastic is more than a little disheartening.

Still though...at least I have custard.
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For what it's worth, I often suspect that the people making decisions like this have zero background in real medicine or psychiatry. You have my complete support, and if you need to talk my virtual ear off, PM me whenver you need to.
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I read my Mother's Day gift -- Walking Dead volume 11! :bawl
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Just come back from the doctors. Huge ass-coffee ahoy!

1) Turns out Chiari shouldn't be causing me to have pain so severe I max out on co-codamol most days. Not unless it has other, severe complications. Basically, the doctor is having to go back through my entire medical history to try to find out who told me what and why, and who told me the wrong fucking thing.

2) I have anorexia. Not the sort where I think I'm fat therefore starving myself, I just don't eat. Woo, protein shakes, because a meal a week and nothing else besides the odd biscuit is not good.

And the brick-shit lump of ass-biscuit...

3) The gender reassignment thing? The thing that I've been fighting for for years so I can finally get over the body-hate, the feeling of wrongness and the sheer...headfuckery of having two fucking genders and usually being referred to as the wrong one? Yeah...they won't fund it. I have my shrink and my doctor fighting for me, but they're not funding it. Over a fucking technicality. So it's not fucking happening.

Excuse me while I go and try not to break something and/or cry.
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So I had a lovely time at MisCon, then got back to see that my cat had brought a welcome home present. He seemed quite offended that we did not like how he redecorated my office with mourning dove feathers. This weekend, I suppose he tried to make up for it by bringing me a mortally wounded robin fledgeling. Tail feathers could grow back, I suppose, but there being nothing we could do about the shattered wing, we had to have the birdie put down. And once again I have to clean up blood and feathers.
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Doctors are incompetent assholes.
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Got to work today to find that the people in the upstairs apartment let their air conditioner freeze over again as this is the third time, flooding my desk and the floor of the office with water. As I had been putting together boss's son's birthday present before leaving for the weekend I didn't have anything too important setting out on the desk save for boss's schedule which is soaked through again but still readable.

Oh, and of course my computer which luckily has survived except for the keyboard so now I'm on boss's computer. Luckily she's in meetings in the next county today so I can work and putz in freedom but still. I'm just waiting for the ceiling to fall away from being soggy.

Editing to add some ass!

I've been told all ready today that it is my job to let people swear at me by this absolute crotchdropping of a person. The worst thing? They're getting their way and receiving a reimbursement they're not entitled to. Gee, if I only knew the way to save money all this time was to abuse people over the phone I wouldn't be near as stressed out as I have been.
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I broke a fake nail! :bawl

Yeah, yeah, I know. Hush. It was traumatic and now I'm all unmatchy.
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So, I had to run over to camp to get Matthew's carseat from Matt's car, got it, and started back to my car. As I was walking back to my car, I was thinking, "Oh, hey... My keys feel kinda wet and sticky... That's weird". Then, I looked down at my hand.

Finger was bleeding because I apparently cut it. On top of that, it's my middle finger, so I looked extra awkward walking through a boy scout camp, holding it out.

Oh, and Matthew yelled at me for stealing his Snoopy band-aids.
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My power supply passed away a couple of hours ago. The funeral shall be held tomorrow.


FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!
not sure when i can get a new one.
And sister's laptop doesn't like java.
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Bust up my right hand. Never pound on the edge of a polished marble surface. Nothing broken, but hurts like something unsavory. Still more annoyed that, despite I am doing the very same thing in the lab on two conseguitive days, the results on the second day are less than stellar.
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I hate cats. I miss my dog.

:<


I miss Teddy the Poodle. :bawl
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Even though I got a new powersupply, that was strangely enough not the cause for the USB data transfer freezing problem I'm getting when copying things to a memory stick or an external harddrive. I am puzzled, and internet wont help me with a solution.
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Kiley had a mystery fever last night and was cranky as all hell.

And in the midst of her flailing she managed to yank down my pajama top in front of my dad, lol. :doh!
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I have to reinstall windows.
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nooooooooooooo!
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I think I sprained my pinky...


how do you do that? How did I do that??
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You fall down a loft ladder and hit your pinky on it, in my experience. ><
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