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KNOW THE SIGNS

Double jointed? Could be a mutant.
Read upside down? Could be a mutant.
Good at spelling? Could be a mutant.
Understand kids? Could be a mutant.
Play left-handed guitar? Could be a mutant.
Eat raw sea urchin? Could be a mutant.
Politician in Canada? Could be a mutant.
Likes soccer? Could be a mutant.
See through walls? Could be a mutant.
Have third eye? Could be a mutant.
Use feet to shave? Could be a mutant.
BO? Could be a mutant.
Program VCR? Could be a mutant.
Play accordion? Could be a mutant.
Likes broccoli? Could be a mutant.
Knows art history? Could be a mutant.
Hairy elbows? Could be a mutant.
Morning radio DJs P&C? Could be a mutant.
Six legs? Could be a mutant.

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I must have admit I have never quite forgiven Professor Xavier for my mutant powers not appearing when I was going through puberty. Or five years after that, or five years after that.....
.....sigh.....
But now----I discover that I may indeed be a mutant because I can do two things on that list! Yeah me!
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HEY, i can do 3 things on the list- i MUST be a mutant too :party :party :LOL
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Woo! I'm a mutant! I read upside down all the time! Oh, and that third eye thing too! :D j/k. But I can spell pretty good.
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Six! Woot! *mutates*
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Post by Phoebe Mittens »

Originally posted by Zix

Six legs? Could be a mutant.
...couldn't easily NOT be a mutant, in fact. :LOL

I can do some of those. Wheeeee, I hope I turn out able to fly one of these days.
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Originally posted by Zix

KNOW THE SIGNS

Double jointed? Could be a mutant.
No: I gave myself a slipped disk first time I tried a backflip :urg
Read upside down? Could be a mutant.
Hell, I've been able to do this for years.
Good at spelling? Could be a mutant.
It's my weakest area of English, but I'm pretty good at it.
Understand kids? Could be a mutant.
I seem to understand them better than their parents, sometimes...
Play left-handed guitar? Could be a mutant.
Does piano count? ;)
Eat raw sea urchin? Could be a mutant.
Well, I did once, but it was just so nasty I never did it again... :yech By association, this means that most of the people in Japan may be mutants... :D
Politician in Canada? Could be a mutant.
*sigh* No, I live in the USA.
Likes soccer? Could be a mutant.
No. Never liked any sports, really...
See through walls? Could be a mutant.
No
Have third eye? Could be a mutant.
No
Use feet to shave? Could be a mutant.
No
BO? Could be a mutant.
Well... if it's a hot day... and I've been working hard....
Program VCR? Could be a mutant.
I used to be able to do this without a qualm...
Play accordion? Could be a mutant.
I knew there was something funny about Weird Al! Play an accordian, go to jail.... :toothy
Likes broccoli? Could be a mutant.
I like broccoli....
Knows art history? Could be a mutant.
Art what?
Hairy elbows? Could be a mutant.
*checks elbows) Sort of....
Morning radio DJs P&C? Could be a mutant.
No
Six legs? Could be a mutant.
No

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Hey, I do seven for sure, and might count for two more. :D
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Hehehe, I'm double jointed, can read upside down, am good at spelling, like soccer, know some art history, like broccoli, understand kids...and I can successfully program a VCR!
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I am/do 8 of these. Victory is indeed mine!!! :eeevil Muahaha!
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What, having a tail doesn't count anymore? :tail

5 of these apply to me. I always knew I was different, just ask my kid brother :nodyes
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Originally posted by Phoebe Mittens
Six legs? Could be a mutant.
...couldn't easily NOT be a mutant, in fact.
/me gets pedantic

Multiple body parts, up to and including conjoined twins, are typically birth defects, not genetic (and therefore not mutations).
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I'm 8 of these. I'm waiting for my black-feathered wings to sprout *taps foot and gets impatient*

Eh, I hit puberty at 12, it's not gonna happen :(
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I have way too many of those... but I don't consider myself a mutant... Just like I don't consider homework fun most of the time.
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well well well, i must be a mutant then! i can do six of those things on there!! but still, im pretty mad that i didn't get mutant powers when i hit puberty sigh...:(
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You know, this sorta reminds me of the Useless Powers thread on the Nutboard... http://www.internutter.org/bb/viewtopic.php?t=39 Pretty interesting... *sighs as she looks over list* ... I'm not a mutant. :X Durn...
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Originally posted by Zix

KNOW THE SIGNS

Double jointed? Could be a mutant.

Good at spelling? Could be a mutant.

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WHOOT! I'm a mutant! :D :LOL
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Double jointed? Yes
Read upside down? Yes
Good at spelling? Yes
Understand kids? Yes
Play left-handed guitar? No, my sis does :eek
Eat raw sea urchin? Ew
Politician in Canada? No
Likes soccer? Yes
Can through walls? Yes
Have third eye? I have a mental third eye...
Use feet to shave? Huh?
BO? I wish I didn't, but yes
Program VCR? Yep *Nerd Power*
Play accordion? My dad does....:eek
Likes broccoli? I love it!
Knows art history? I know some
Hairy elbows? Eww
Morning radio DJs P&C? What?
Six legs? Oh course. I hide them under my clothes...:rolleyes


I have 10 of those symptoms!!!! YAY for me!!! I'm 16, so puberty isn't completely over.....though its mostly done.....*spends the next 5 hours trying to bamf across bedroom*

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Double jointed? I scare my friends by going into odd positions
Read upside down? yup, even cursive
Good at spelling? decent enough
Understand kids? sickeningly so
Likes soccer? played it all the time
See through walls? sometimes I can sense when people are there
BO? technically does'nt everyone?
Program VCR? can do that and set up the stereo system
Likes broccoli? sorta like it when it's raw
Knows art history? I know some of it....had to learn it in European history
Hairy elbows? sorta

Yay! I'm a mutant!
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how about if u have just a little psychic ablility? could that count?? i mean...i did know what the cards were that my sister was holding up....but they didn't blow up though...
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AHHHHHAHAHAHAHA!!! 10! 10 things I am or do on that list... but of course I've always known I'm a mutant ~_^
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that list is so funny u know another sign of mutanthood?....neither do i:X
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Hmm, i score quite a few of those things. I think i'll a lil too old for my mutant gene to be activated, but then again i havent been in a extreme high stress situation.
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All of my groups of friends have come to the conclusion, quite independently of each other, that Im made out of metal.

I have issues with pain, as in; I tend not to feel it. I think I’ve probably got issues with nerve endings but no, it’s because I’m made from metal. I tend to be very … solid? Yeh, that’s the right term. I don’t tend to give. I’ve dented things that aren’t meant to be dented and lift things that I shouldn’t be able to. It probably doesn’t help that whenever my joints crack it sounds like I’m clanking and my voice has a habit of sounding like a synthesiser.

Recently it was discovered that I have very high iron concentrations in my blood (better not annoy Mags then) when I should be in the ‘at risk’ category for anaemia. That just confirmed it to them.

(Just thought I should comment on what my score of nine might be.)
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Ooh, 9 here. Rad. I guess I can run around my neighbourhood screaming "I'M A MUTANT! I'M A MUTANT!" Now, huh? Naw ... maybe not .... at least ... not until I've had some more sugar. *cackles evilly*
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Ooh, 9 here. Rad. I guess I can run around my neighbourhood screaming "I'M A MUTANT! I'M A MUTANT!" Now, huh? Naw ... maybe not .... at least ... not until I've had some more sugar. *cackles evilly*
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