KNOW THE SIGNS
Double jointed? Could be a mutant.
Read upside down? Could be a mutant.
Good at spelling? Could be a mutant.
Understand kids? Could be a mutant.
Play left-handed guitar? Could be a mutant.
Eat raw sea urchin? Could be a mutant.
Politician in Canada? Could be a mutant.
Likes soccer? Could be a mutant.
See through walls? Could be a mutant.
Have third eye? Could be a mutant.
Use feet to shave? Could be a mutant.
BO? Could be a mutant.
Program VCR? Could be a mutant.
Play accordion? Could be a mutant.
Likes broccoli? Could be a mutant.
Knows art history? Could be a mutant.
Hairy elbows? Could be a mutant.
Morning radio DJs P&C? Could be a mutant.
Six legs? Could be a mutant.
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From Ronnie’s room in the on-camera graphics section of the two disc DVD. It made me laugh.
Out of these I do/am 9 of them. Does that make me a mutant?