Oh My God! I've figured it out!

Nandireya · Post by **Nandireya** » Fri Sep 13, 2002 1:21 am

I know who Kurt's father is! :Surprise:

The royal title!

The pointy ears!

The fangs!

The missing digits!

The over-all soft body covering!

It's all SO obvious!

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kurtlover · Post by **kurtlover** » Fri Sep 13, 2002 1:35 am

Beast????

, The count from sesame street?

; Prince Charles?

Fergie= who?

Bamfette · Post by **Bamfette** » Fri Sep 13, 2002 1:45 am

LOL.... i think i know where she's going with this...

you were right the second time around KL

as Nemesis so eloquently put it on X-Fan, and i really can not improve upon it:

So that would make Nightcrawler's real name be Kurt Von Count Wagner. 1 bamf, 2 bamf, 3 bamf, 4 bamf, 5 BAMF, ah ah ah ah.

Nandireya · Post by **Nandireya** » Fri Sep 13, 2002 1:54 am

Yeah...I was gonna add the pic...but I don't seem to have that option anymore...so I decided to put it up on my Tripod site and link it...but the damn thing was slow as molassas...

The link's there now though...

I mean...the guy's gotta be a mutant...the way he can call forth thunder just by laughing...

silver_frosted_roze · Post by **silver_frosted_roze** » Fri Sep 13, 2002 3:01 pm

oh my... that's very funny... almost sick... but very funny... the count a mutant... oh boy I just thought it was a vampire thing... I need caffiene...

Post by **Slarti** » Fri Sep 13, 2002 3:35 pm

ROTFLMAO! Hah! *snort* That's pretty good! "1 bamf, 2 bamf, 3 bamf..." :laugh:

Y'know that make a GREAT cartoon, Kurt discovering his true identity...

Booker · Post by **Booker** » Fri Sep 13, 2002 3:40 pm

So does this mean that Kurt is half-Muppet?

MoonbeamDancer · Post by **MoonbeamDancer** » Fri Sep 13, 2002 6:32 pm

For those of us who don't know the addy, can you please put a link to your site up?

kurtlover · Post by **kurtlover** » Fri Sep 13, 2002 7:55 pm

Originally posted by Booker
So does this mean that Kurt is half-Muppet?

LMAO that explains the blue fur!

ahmed · Post by **ahmed** » Fri Sep 13, 2002 7:59 pm

Whats next? big bird and angel?

Nightcrawler_o63 · Post by **Nightcrawler_o63** » Fri Sep 13, 2002 8:55 pm

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

jogurt · Post by **jogurt** » Fri Sep 13, 2002 9:24 pm

hehe its so cool I like the count lol!

kurtlover · Post by **kurtlover** » Fri Sep 13, 2002 9:40 pm

i thought mystique had a weird taste because he get along with saberthooth but this...........

hehehe LOL

ahmed · Post by **ahmed** » Fri Sep 13, 2002 9:40 pm

I preferred Ernie to the count...

ahmed · Post by **ahmed** » Fri Sep 13, 2002 9:42 pm

Heh. Mystique joke...

Garble · Post by **Garble** » Fri Sep 13, 2002 10:43 pm

Originally posted by Booker
So does this mean that Kurt is half-Muppet?

must... resist... urge to.... shameless self promote....
Urg!
Ah, what the heck... http://www.angelfire.com/yt/reverie/muppetbabykurt.html

kurtlover · Post by **kurtlover** » Fri Sep 13, 2002 11:12 pm

LMAO! lol! that's funny!

Nandireya · Post by **Nandireya** » Fri Sep 13, 2002 11:31 pm

Originally posted by MoonbeamDancer
For those of us who don't know the addy, can you please put a link to your site up?

Okay...I put it in my signature...not that I've done any work on it lately...

And the link to Kurt's daddy is up in the first post now...

little Blue Lucy · Post by **little Blue Lucy** » Sat Sep 14, 2002 1:37 am

That is so cute!:laugh:
My fave Sesame Street character has always been Grover!:)
He's blue and huggy!:D
Also I have to say, Beamie I Love your sig!:laugh:

Nightfollower · Post by **Nightfollower** » Sat Sep 14, 2002 6:57 am

LMAO!!!!!!

Yay! Go the count!!!!!

Ult_Sm86 · Post by **Ult_Sm86** » Sat Sep 14, 2002 10:56 pm

Originally posted by ahmed
Whats next? big bird and angel?

I picture cookie monster as beast better. But i can really picture elmo with vellow goggles on. HA! Or maybe Grover with a long devils tail, yellow eyes, and pointy ears! :laugh:

ahmed · Post by **ahmed** » Sun Sep 15, 2002 2:19 am

Heh. Or Oscar the Grouch, with adamantium claws, smoking a cigar.(That can't go well with parents...

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ahmed · Post by **ahmed** » Sun Sep 15, 2002 2:21 am

I can picture it now...a green trash-living puppet with a tendency to end his words with "bub"...

Phil Hunn · Post by **Phil Hunn** » Sun Sep 15, 2002 8:24 pm

Originally posted by ahmed
I can picture it now...a green trash-living puppet with a tendency to end his words with "bub"...

Would that mean that all the young female Muppets would suddenly start worshipping his every step and calling him "Uncle Oscar", then? :dead:

Scary, no?

:

To say nothing of the fact that all the other Muppets would have to start losing fights to him for no good reason - even big powerful guys like Snuffleopagus would be forced to job to his limited repertoire of moves.

It'd be a disaster, I tells ya! A disaster!

Of course, to counteract that, you could always give one of the Fraggles an adamantium skeleton and force them to go one-on-one with Oscar, in order to reclaim their title as Best Puppets Ever...

... but that's taking the joke a bit far, don't you think?

ahmed · Post by **ahmed** » Sun Sep 15, 2002 9:42 pm

Yep...