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You know you're an X-men geek if you... (Random funnies!)

Postby DarkHound » Sun Jul 17, 2011 11:49 am

This is just to be funny. The Italic ones are the ones I've done.


1. You acuse random people or characters of total different genres of being Mystique.

2. You Randomly begin speaking in a german accent.

3. You call everyone kid, even if they are older than you.

4. You can think of an X-men quote in reply to everything.

5. You constantly dream of having giant feathered wings or teleporting.

6. *Awkward silence* *Squeals loudly and shouts the name of a random mutant*

7. Have a crush on a certain mutant. (Mine is Blue, and Fuzzy.)

8. Spend alot of time trying to find Mutant related things to entertain yourself.

9. Haven't drawn anything non mutant in over 2 weeks

10. Are constantly trying to dream up mutant powers for yourself.

I'm very thankful for any one who has other things to add, I'll credit you for the idea, hope people enjoy this!
Favorite Nightcrawler Quotes:
Jean: It's really warm out today.
Nightcrawler: Try being blue and fuzzy! It's murder!

Wolverine: Maybe you should get some help from yor girl, Wendy.
Nightcrawler: It's Wanda, and she's not my girl.
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Re: You know you're an X-men geek if you... (Random funnies!

Postby TheFlyingFiend » Sun Nov 11, 2012 10:01 am

Uhm... I don't just speak in a German accent. I'm LEARNING German because Nightcrawler's German. Is that extra weird?
Also, I couldn't help but notice that the "Favorite Nightcrawler Quotes" above only display things from TV series, the two most recent x-men series actually. Evolution and Wolverine and the X-men.
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Re: You know you're an X-men geek if you... (Random funnies!

Postby steyn » Sun Nov 11, 2012 10:06 am

The quote thing is the person's signature, nothing actually to do with the thread.
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Re: You know you're an X-men geek if you... (Random funnies!

Postby HannahBite » Sun Jan 27, 2013 5:55 pm

11. jump around while you're yelling BAMF...
(that's something I always do when I'm home alone)
Most people will never know anything beyond what they see with their own two eyes :)
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Re: You know you're an X-men geek if you... (Random funnies!

Postby Bamfing_Bob » Thu Feb 07, 2013 2:15 am

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When you freak out at this. It's from a My Little Pony comic. ERMAGERD!
For funny tweets from NIGHTCRAWLER, follow my humor account http://www.twitter.com/fuzzybluejerk and spread it around to your comic friends!
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Re: You know you're an X-men geek if you... (Random funnies!

Postby HannahBite » Sat Feb 09, 2013 5:45 pm

WOWOW WHAT DID I JUST SAW? Okay I freaked out... :)
Most people will never know anything beyond what they see with their own two eyes :)
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Re: You know you're an X-men geek if you... (Random funnies!

Postby Only Skin » Wed May 22, 2013 2:33 pm

Um, when you SWEAR on your life that your two-different-color-eyed dog is a mutant (especially when you figure in how freaking special and quirky he is), so you start making him X-Men collars and buying X-Men tags.

I'm still trying to figure out what his mutant powers are besides awesome jackassery and derps at will.

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See? Powers of Jackassery and Derps:
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Re: You know you're an X-men geek if you... (Random funnies!

Postby Sundown » Wed May 22, 2013 9:06 pm

Yeah, okay, I've like NEVER taped my fingers together or anything....*shifty eyes*
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Re: You know you're an X-men geek if you... (Random funnies!

Postby Only Skin » Wed May 22, 2013 10:24 pm

Sundown wrote:Yeah, okay, I've like NEVER taped my fingers together or anything....*shifty eyes*


Best thing ever. You officially win all X-Men everythings. CONGRATS for being most awesome.
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Re: You know you're an X-men geek if you... (Random funnies!

Postby Sundown » Wed May 22, 2013 10:35 pm

Only Skin wrote:
Sundown wrote:Yeah, okay, I've like NEVER taped my fingers together or anything....*shifty eyes*


Best thing ever. You officially win all X-Men everythings. CONGRATS for being most awesome.


Ha! From talking to other fans, I'm also not the only one who has done this...:P How freaky is that?
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Re: You know you're an X-men geek if you... (Random funnies!

Postby Only Skin » Wed May 22, 2013 10:52 pm

I am tempted to try this. Maybe after some wine.
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Re: You know you're an X-men geek if you... (Random funnies!

Postby Angelique » Tue May 28, 2013 2:43 pm

I have experimented in posting with fingers taped together.

That being said, I had the cutest bonding moment with a new Nightcrawler fan at a convention over the weekend. I got to hold a four month old baby for a few moments, and in that time, I talked to him about comics and what's made them awesome. The discussion naturally turned to Nightcrawler, who got the biggest, drooly toothless baby smiles out of our young fan.
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Re: You know you're an X-men geek if you... (Random funnies!

Postby Only Skin » Wed May 29, 2013 12:01 pm

Angelique wrote:I have experimented in posting with fingers taped together.

That being said, I had the cutest bonding moment with a new Nightcrawler fan at a convention over the weekend. I got to hold a four month old baby for a few moments, and in that time, I talked to him about comics and what's made them awesome. The discussion naturally turned to Nightcrawler, who got the biggest, drooly toothless baby smiles out of our young fan.


Cute!
Four months old is my fave age for babies. They're smiley, cute, gurgling little creatures who, I find, are happiest then. They're pretty good at smiling at that age, and happy to be interacted with, and still too young to be frustrated at not being mobile yet.
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