So wrong....

Bamfette · Post by **Bamfette** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 12:09 pm

just....

many, many more can be found here, you'll piss yourself laughing:

http://www.superdickery.com/galleries.html

and this, is just so funny... because it's true.

[Edited on 21/2/06 by Bamfette]

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Blue_Demon94 · Post by **Blue_Demon94** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 4:54 pm

My new favorite one is this..

You secretly think a crippled being pushed down the stairs is hilarious. Go ahead and laugh at it, I won't tell...
Poor Charles..

That one is pretty odd too..

Post by **fourpawsonthefloor** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 5:09 pm

Oh my goodness...who knew. Actually, comic history explains a lot...no wonder my parents are so screwed up - they had to read this stuff as kids...

You have me LMAO with that stuff...I was crying I was laughing so hard.

Who knew superman was such a dick!

Paws

Confizzle · Post by **Confizzle** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 10:18 pm

dang I'm trying my hardest not to laugh outloud...

Blue_Demon94 · Post by **Blue_Demon94** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 10:39 pm

There are so many other moments of people abusing Xavier.. I think the creator of Superdickery would be surprised at just how many moments there are (In Astonishing X-Men alone, Xavier is referred to as a @#$%ing Cripple and tossed through the air by Beast..)

NachtcGleiskette · Post by **NachtcGleiskette** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 11:08 pm

This is seriously my favorite site on the web.....I've been following them for a year and it never gets stale!

My fav (and I'll have to look for it) is the one where young Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne are looking into a machine that shows the future, and young Clark is showing him how one day they will both be great heros. But the best part is the caption which says "Why not use the machine to show Bruce that his parents will be brutally murdered before his eyes? So maybe he can avoid it? Because he's a dick."

But there is a ridiculous amount of evidence of superdickery. It astounds...

Blue_Demon94 · Post by **Blue_Demon94** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 11:20 pm

List of more pratical uses Superboy can make of a machine that can see through time:

1.) Betting on the outcomes of sporting events.
2.) Forseeing natural diasters and catastrophhe.
3.) Letting Bruce Wayne know that his parents are going to be gunned down in front of his very eyes in a filthy alley, you dick!

NachtcGleiskette · Post by **NachtcGleiskette** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 1:13 am

AHHH You found it!!

chicory · Post by **chicory** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 8:16 pm

It's hard to believe those are real...

And I didn't know that Batmand and Robin slept in the same bed... how times have changed.

(The covers say the months they were published in, but not the year... I just wondered what decade they were written in?)

Blue_Demon94 · Post by **Blue_Demon94** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 9:06 pm

Probably the 60's, judging by the "Time Telescope"

Cibo · Post by **Cibo** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 2:20 am

Sorry, I just don't get the Archie joke.

(It must be something really... nasty.)

Sometimes I can't believe my eyes when I look at the covers in the superdickery galleries, especially all the incredibly dumb ideas and gadgets the came up with. And of course all that interested young women in those days was getting married as soon as possible by all means.

Blue_Demon94 · Post by **Blue_Demon94** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 2:56 am

The only Archie cover that made me laugh was the one when he said something like "I had to beat off three guys to get you"..

:LOL good times

The Drastic Spastic · Post by **The Drastic Spastic** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 3:47 am

I know it's a kids' book, but damn.

Originally posted by Cibo
Sorry, I just don't get the Archie joke. (It must be something really... nasty.)

Eh, it's not that bad. Or maybe I'm just jaded.

Cibo · Post by **Cibo** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 5:25 pm

Hey, I've got that stupid dictionary at home... somewehere... I think... (I wish it was worth something at least.)

NachtcGleiskette · Post by **NachtcGleiskette** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 8:17 pm

Originally posted by Cibo
Hey, I've got that stupid dictionary at home... somewehere... I think... (I wish it was worth something at least.)

the "Pearl Necklace" is reference to a rather messy fetish...i think thats as far as I can go into explaining it without completely NC-17ing the thread