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Hey yo...I was trying to come up with a post that might get a lot of responses, so I sat thinking one night in my chamber and suddenly it came to me! WHEE! So what if Wolverine was just in some ferocious battle, he fell of a couple of cliffs and was shot a few times...no big deal right? SO he comes home and he's very happy that he won and everything so he goes to the kitchen to get himself a snack! And who wouldn't? But then...BOLOGNA SANDWICH STRIKES!!! And...he chokes and dies while eating a sandwich. A sad end. To put it simply what do you think would be the most PATHETIC and IRONIC end for any of the X-Men? ANY of the X-Men...maybe Angel flew into a REALLY BIG bug light...;) Well...anyway...you tell me...remember think pathetic! :poke
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Take care of her! ~slam~ Suckers...Hey Mick, they fell for it!

What is going to happen at the end of InuYasha:
Kagome: InuYasha, I love you!
InuYasha: ~snicker~ Yeah...whatever...can I see the Shikon no Tama...just want to polish it...
Kagome: Why not! ~give~
InuYasha: WHEEEE! I'M A SEXY DEMON AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME!

Why I love Nightcrawler: ~shows various sexy pictures of Nightie~ 'Nuf Said.
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I really ironic/pathetic ending would be Nightcrawler kicking ass (Doesn't really matter whos) and then he suddenly teleported into a wall and died. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH :bawl
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Rogue absorbing Deathman's ability to....die.

Cyclops looking into a mirror.

Storm being electrocuted to death playing golf during a storm.
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This really doesn't belong here, matey...so I'm moving it.
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Jean Gray being pecked to death by birds.

Angel being 'smote' by some random God figure ... or flying into a jet engine!
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sorry cyclops cannot be hurt by his own power. but how about he wakes up one morning, opens his eyes and shoots the ceiling, the pieces of which fall and kill him.

nightcrawler tripping and stabbing himself with his own sword.
quicksilver dying in a speeding accident.
mystique shapes shifts into a famous boy band person and gets trampled to death.
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magneto geting stuck into a plastic chamber that looks metal and dying of starvation.

prof having a really bad headache and dying.
Master of Pupets Pulling your stings twisting your mind and breaking your dreams- Master Of Pupets

The Horsemen are drawing nearer On the leather steeds they ride They have come to take your life.
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Northstar:northie crashing into a McDonald's restaurant wall that didn't exist only moments earlier and breaking his neck.:eek(you know they put those things up really quick!)

Wolverine:logan getting alcohol poisoning after a few beers.

Magneto:mags becoming a real magnet, uncontrolably drawing all metal to him, that eventually crushes him to death.

Archangel:angel shot down buy a NRA member and church goer that has been famous for singing, "He Will Raise You Up On Eagles Wings".:eek (btw that is a real church hymn "On Eagles Wings" )
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wolverine wakes up in the morning forgets he has claws and scratches his head with them. ( wolverine has died alot on this thread):D
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:kitty Kitty getts locked in a closet and dies of starvation
:sammy Sammy drowns
:colossus Colossus gets left out in the rain and rusts
:wasp Wasp gets swatted
:avalanche Avalanch dies in an avalanche
:pyro Pyro dies in a fire....i know, it's lame....


Don't make me think of one for kurt!!! :bawl
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daredevil gains back his sight ends up falling off a building

storm gets stuck in a tornado finally gets out but splats all over the ground
Master of Pupets Pulling your stings twisting your mind and breaking your dreams- Master Of Pupets

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prof.X has a brake down :prof

jugg puts helment on backwards walks into a nuke testing site :juggy
gambit gets a paper cut throwing his card :gambit
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Actually, a famous rock star (Momma Cass, I think) did die from a sandwich!!! No kidding. She choked on a ham sandwich and died.
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