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Superheroes who can't do it

Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 9:53 am
by The Drastic Spastic

Superheroes who can't do it

Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:31 pm
by fourpawsonthefloor
Hah! That is good. I have to admit that I've long thought that about poor ben grimm. I mean, just no.

The hulk though brings up the whole thing about warpath - I mean there are some pretty big boys out there. O.U.C.H.

Paws

Superheroes who can't do it

Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:56 pm
by The Drastic Spastic
Originally posted by fourpawsonthefloor
The hulk though brings up the whole thing about warpath - I mean there are some pretty big boys out there. O.U.C.H.


Hep is a slut though, you know she can take it.

(Too far? Haha.)

Superheroes who can't do it

Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:56 pm
by steyn
Frankly I'm surprised that Alicia would dump Ben. I thought woman would love a rock hard man in them.

Superheroes who can't do it

Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:58 pm
by Modern_Druid57
Or the fact that if she dumped Ben suddenly her guide cane is origami

Superheroes who can't do it

Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 4:08 pm
by steyn
you know, if she really was wanting some fun, Ben and her would have gotten some fun out of that cane of hers :naughty

Superheroes who can't do it

Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 5:53 pm
by Bamfing_Bob
Man, I thought I was perverted...

Superheroes who can't do it

Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 6:44 pm
by fourpawsonthefloor
It is hard to beat here.

Superheroes who can't do it

Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 9:26 pm
by The Drastic Spastic
Originally posted by fourpawsonthefloor
It is hard to beat here.


Totally, who could get off on this shit?

Superheroes who can't do it

Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 9:30 pm
by steyn
you're kidding right? Do you know how many things are out there in the internet concerning unbelievably sized heros?


:shifty not that I know :shifty

Superheroes who can't do it

Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 9:33 pm
by The Drastic Spastic
Originally posted by steyn
you're kidding right? Do you know how many things are out there in the internet concerning unbelievably sized heros?


:shifty not that I know :shifty


You think 8 inches is unbelievable?

Not that I've read every bit of super porn on the whole internet. :shifty

Superheroes who can't do it

Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 9:34 pm
by steyn
who said anything about small sizes? :shifty

Superheroes who can't do it

Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 4:09 am
by Bamfing_Bob
Is this going to far? Or is that what she said? :LMAO

Superheroes who can't do it

Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 4:26 am
by steyn
depends...how far do you think we could take it? :smirk

Superheroes who can't do it

Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 5:09 am
by Bamfing_Bob
I don't know, but I don't think we could ask the Hulk...

Superheroes who can't do it

Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 5:13 am
by Ult_Sm86
Antman just hops in there and squiggles around. :naughty:naughty:naughty:naughty


I personally can't even begin to imagine how much it sucks if Vic does it... I mean seriously, if you know cats you know what they got at the end there. Poor ladies... poor :blink

Superheroes who can't do it

Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 12:25 pm
by Nachtkriec
they forgot Rogue, and those of you who think juggernaut cant do it, you would be amazed http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/3/39 ... _super.jpg

[Edited on 15/4/10 by Nachtkriec]

Superheroes who can't do it

Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 7:46 pm
by neling4
Can't do what?

Superheroes who can't do it

Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 2:29 pm
by Nachtkriec
did you read "the sex life of the hulk and more superheros"?

Superheroes who can't do it

Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 1:30 am
by neling4
I'm an innocent old lady. I don't know anything about that kind of stuff. Just ask my kids.

Superheroes who can't do it

Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 2:48 am
by Saint Kurt
Ult_Sm86 wrote:I personally can't even begin to imagine how much it sucks if Vic does it... I mean seriously, if you know cats you know what they got at the end there. Poor ladies... poor :blink


Even so, cats aren't exactly well endowed. I mean, I've never heard anybody brag about "being hung like a cat".

-e

Superheroes who can't do it

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 11:10 am
by The Drastic Spastic
Nachtkriec wrote:they forgot Rogue



Three words: full body condom.

Superheroes who can't do it

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 5:00 pm
by JackSkulls
Black Bolt can do it, but you better not make him moan or you'll destroy the planet, so I think he'd prolly avoid it

Superheroes who can't do it

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2011 6:15 am
by Ult_Sm86
Has anyone ever read Spider-Man: Reign?

In it, Old-Man Peter Parker talks about how all those times he had kissed his wife, held her, made love to her...

He was seeping radiation into her and slowly killing her over time.

Sick, awful, tragic, and you know what?

It totally makes sense too.
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