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And "it" is exactly what you think it is.
More than you ever wanted to know about the sex life of the Hulk - and more!
More than you ever wanted to know about the sex life of the Hulk - and more!
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Hah! That is good. I have to admit that I've long thought that about poor ben grimm. I mean, just no.
The hulk though brings up the whole thing about warpath - I mean there are some pretty big boys out there. O.U.C.H.
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The hulk though brings up the whole thing about warpath - I mean there are some pretty big boys out there. O.U.C.H.
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Hep is a slut though, you know she can take it.Originally posted by fourpawsonthefloor
The hulk though brings up the whole thing about warpath - I mean there are some pretty big boys out there. O.U.C.H.
(Too far? Haha.)
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Frankly I'm surprised that Alicia would dump Ben. I thought woman would love a rock hard man in them.
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Or the fact that if she dumped Ben suddenly her guide cane is origami
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you know, if she really was wanting some fun, Ben and her would have gotten some fun out of that cane of hers
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Man, I thought I was perverted...
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Totally, who could get off on this shit?Originally posted by fourpawsonthefloor
It is hard to beat here.
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you're kidding right? Do you know how many things are out there in the internet concerning unbelievably sized heros?
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You think 8 inches is unbelievable?Originally posted by steyn
you're kidding right? Do you know how many things are out there in the internet concerning unbelievably sized heros?
not that I know
Not that I've read every bit of super porn on the whole internet.
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who said anything about small sizes?
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Is this going to far? Or is that what she said?
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depends...how far do you think we could take it?
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I don't know, but I don't think we could ask the Hulk...
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Antman just hops in there and squiggles around. :naughty:naughty:naughty
I personally can't even begin to imagine how much it sucks if Vic does it... I mean seriously, if you know cats you know what they got at the end there. Poor ladies... poor
I personally can't even begin to imagine how much it sucks if Vic does it... I mean seriously, if you know cats you know what they got at the end there. Poor ladies... poor
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they forgot Rogue, and those of you who think juggernaut cant do it, you would be amazed http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/3/39 ... _super.jpg
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did you read "the sex life of the hulk and more superheros"?
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I'm an innocent old lady. I don't know anything about that kind of stuff. Just ask my kids.
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Even so, cats aren't exactly well endowed. I mean, I've never heard anybody brag about "being hung like a cat".Ult_Sm86 wrote:I personally can't even begin to imagine how much it sucks if Vic does it... I mean seriously, if you know cats you know what they got at the end there. Poor ladies... poor
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Three words: full body condom.Nachtkriec wrote:they forgot Rogue
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Black Bolt can do it, but you better not make him moan or you'll destroy the planet, so I think he'd prolly avoid it
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Has anyone ever read Spider-Man: Reign?
In it, Old-Man Peter Parker talks about how all those times he had kissed his wife, held her, made love to her...
He was seeping radiation into her and slowly killing her over time.
Sick, awful, tragic, and you know what?
It totally makes sense too.
In it, Old-Man Peter Parker talks about how all those times he had kissed his wife, held her, made love to her...
He was seeping radiation into her and slowly killing her over time.
Sick, awful, tragic, and you know what?
It totally makes sense too.
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