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I had been patiently waiting for Meredith to fuck Sholto since it almost happened in book one. It finally happens in book five... but he's been conveniently mutilated so instead of wicked nasty tentacle sex, it's cringing in pain with a gaping wound sex.
I'm outraged.
I'm outraged.
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Dude. Laurell K. Hamilton is my *FAVORITE* author and the Merry Gentry series is my favorite she's written. I'm impatiently awaiting book 7 in Oct... (though, they might have pushed it back to Nov...)
Who's your favorite of her guard? Sholto? Just a wild guess. lol
Who's your favorite of her guard? Sholto? Just a wild guess. lol
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Yes, he's my favourite. Then I like... um... I dunno. I forget. Maybe Frost. None of them did much in book 5.
I'm looking forward to the goblin orgy she promised us.
I'm looking forward to the goblin orgy she promised us.
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Frost is my favorite. then Rhys.
it's been a while since I've read book six, so I couldn't say she was a cock tease on the goblin thing or not. I'm drawing a complete blank on most of that book atm except for a few key things at the end, which I wont say... *zips lips*
it's been a while since I've read book six, so I couldn't say she was a cock tease on the goblin thing or not. I'm drawing a complete blank on most of that book atm except for a few key things at the end, which I wont say... *zips lips*
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I named the Nightscrawlers' "Triumvirate" after Laurell K. Hamilton's Anita Blake books.
I liked the whole "stronger together than apart" idea. Plus there were three of us so ... yeah.
I've only read a few of the Anita Blake books.
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I liked the whole "stronger together than apart" idea. Plus there were three of us so ... yeah.
I've only read a few of the Anita Blake books.
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Wait, she actually follows through on the goblin thing as soon as book six? I'm freaking amazed. I was being sarcastic. I didn't think it would happen!Originally posted by Esynthia
Frost is my favorite. then Rhys.
it's been a while since I've read book six, so I couldn't say she was a cock tease on the goblin thing or not. I'm drawing a complete blank on most of that book atm except for a few key things at the end, which I wont say... *zips lips*
Rhys is too short.
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I didn't say that. Said I didnt remember one way or the other
And yeah, he is a bit short. But I love his personality. And I'm a sucker for the fedora.
And yeah, he is a bit short. But I love his personality. And I'm a sucker for the fedora.
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I decided to get back into these books at a timely time! Everyone's doing it! lol!
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You know, for such a popular series there sure isn't very much fanfic. LKH must be one of those fanfic hating joykills.
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Never read any of this...but all this talk about it is getting me interested...plus that comic strip mentioning lyconthropic sex is a deal maker in my eyes
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She was a bit of a cocktease in the Anita Blake books too. It was book five before Anita and Jean-Claude got it on, if I remember rightly. But at least that wasn't gaping wound sex I suppose.
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The reason it was so far into the series with Anita Blake before she wrote them having sex was because she didn't want to write sex. She figured she could get around it. But...the enevitable happened and she had to write it. How do I know this? I have the books with the Afterward.
LMAO I love that comic strip!
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LMAO I love that comic strip!
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Sorta OT, but ... interesting to hear of a "triumvirate." Most people look at me funny when I use that word. In my fanfic, that's how the OC refers to the friendship of herself, Logan, and Kurt. They even have a funny (slightly inebriated) discussion of whether the word can be applied to a group with a member who is, DNA-wise, female.
"Humanity is a parade of fools, and I am at the front of it, twirling a baton." From Chapter 9 of _Brother Odd_ by Dean Koontz / from Chapter 10: "Life you can evade; death you cannot."
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And then she had to inevitably write it so much and so often that it completely obscured all plot and character development. And then she had to develop an obsession with sadomasochism which is like my least favourite sexy thing ever. Dang it.Originally posted by Esynthia
The reason it was so far into the series with Anita Blake before she wrote them having sex was because she didn't want to write sex. She figured she could get around it. But...the enevitable happened and she had to write it. How do I know this? I have the books with the Afterward.
LMAO I love that comic strip!
I can't stop laughing at the comic. I managed to stop then I noticed it was called "Literature".
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Finally found a copy of Lick of Frost. Woo hoo!
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WOOOOOOOOOO!!! REEEEEEEAD IT! NAO! I command you! and be prepared to cry
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What? No! The crying damn well better be because I've just skimmed through the first book and it's a shame how much better it is than the fifth. I had completely forgotten that the world the books are set in used to have a rich texture and brilliant supporting characters.Originally posted by Esynthia
WOOOOOOOOOO!!! REEEEEEEAD IT! NAO! I command you! and be prepared to cry
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Well, I bawled like a baby. But that's b/c.... read the book and tell me what you thought then I'll tell you why I cried. Though you'll probably figure it out.
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I'm halfway through and I think I've got it: No one has gotten laid yet.Originally posted by Esynthia
Well, I bawled like a baby. But that's b/c.... read the book and tell me what you thought then I'll tell you why I cried. Though you'll probably figure it out.
All the bad reviews for book five must have gotten LKH to dig out her neglected outline and get back to the totally kickass story she originally set out to write! Hallelujah!
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Done. Stayed up way too late to finish it. Totally kickass! Who the father is is a bit of a cop-out, but I know it's the only way my favourite would have had a shot at it sooooo... not really complaining. Only two sex scenes, and THEY WERE PART OF THE PLOT. CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT. PLOT. I can't fucking believe there was so much plot. I'm in heaven right now.
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WOO! Glad you liked it! I loved that book except for one part. lol.
And, no I didn't cry b/c of the halfway through still no sex.
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And, no I didn't cry b/c of the halfway through still no sex.
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Oh Spaz, how I missed you while you were gone. LMFAOI'm halfway through and I think I've got it: No one has gotten laid yet.
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What part? The part where someone died, except not really, except yeah, really?Originally posted by Esynthia
WOO! Glad you liked it! I loved that book except for one part. lol.
And, no I didn't cry b/c of the halfway through still no sex.
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Frankly, I'm surprised the book ended without him coming back. When my favourite characters (Sholto's tentacles) died, it only took a couple pages to get them back.
I've been told I need a hobby to get through the next six weeks at a job I hate. I have chosen this. I'm going to read everything LKH has written. It's going to be rad! I read some of these books like ten years ago, I don't remember what happened any more. Trying to decide if I want to start with Merry Gentry, or save the best for last.
Oh, and needless to say I was disappointed with the goblin threesome. She should have followed through. Sure, she can't get pregnant any more, but that was only half of why she was supposed to fuck them, wasn't it? She needs to try to bring them into their powers.
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Originally posted by fourpawsonthefloorOh Spaz, how I missed you while you were gone. LMFAOI'm halfway through and I think I've got it: No one has gotten laid yet.
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Yeah, the part with the dying only not really dying and not coming back as that person... I bawled like a baby seeing as how I love that person so so SO much. also, this is proabably the best hobby for you to have! I have all but 5 books that she's ever published. I aim to own them all... one day.
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