:‘It’s fun to be in the JLA’
By Dave and Paty Cockrum
Young man – in your spandex and cape;
I say young man – wearing fuscia and grape;
You can fly now, and you’re strong as an ape.
You’re a mighty superhero.
Young man – in your red, white and blue,
I say young man – we are looking for you.
You can join up and be one of the crew,
Be a mighty superhero.
Bum bum bum bum bum
It’s fun to be in the J – LA,
It’s fun to be in the J – LA.
Superman is your pal.
Flash and Green Lantern too.
Black Canary is there for you.
It’s fun to be in the J – LA,
It’s fun to be in the J – LA.
You can fly ‘round the world,
You can beat up on crooks.
You can star in the comic books.
Batman always wears a big frown
Because Joker is a prince of a clown.
You can help Bats kick his butt outta town.
You’re a mighty superhero.
Starro is a mighty cold fish,
But Amazo thinks Canary’s a dish.
And that Desp’ro makes a poor body wish
For a mighty superhero.
Bum bum bum bum bum
It’s fun to be in the J – LA,
It’s fun to be in the J – LA.
Hawkman flies way up there,
Gets in Green Arrow’s hair.
Atom pops up out of thin air.
*It’s fun to be in the J – LA,
It’s fun to be in the J – LA.
Plas can be his own chair!
Diana’s our maiden fair.
And oh yes, the moon is our lair.
*J’onn J’onzz is the last of his race
Of the Martians there is no other trace
But he bears it with an amazing grace
He’s a mighty superhero!
Spectre is a haunter of men
And the Stranger shows up now and again.
They’re both spooky,
But now that’s ok when
You’re a mighty superhero!
Bum bum bum bum bum
It’s fun to be in the J – LA,
It’s fun to be in the J – LA.
You can make news headlines
Yeah, wherever you go.
You can star in a TV show!
It’s fun to be in the J – LA,
It’s fun to be in the J – LA.
Red Tornado’s up there
Spinning circles in air.
Metamorpho has chemical flair!
Creeper is a dude who is cool
And Zatanna shows that women can rule!
When they help out, they are nobody’s fool.
They are mighty superheroes!
Booster is a mighty fine guy
And Blue Beetle, well he knows how to fly.
He’s a bug man when he takes to the sky!
He’s a mighty superhero!
Bum bum bum bum bum
It’s fun to be in the J – LA,
It’s fun to be in the J – LA.
Dr. Fate is a fright!
Batman’s pants are too tight.
Kooey Kooey rocks into the night!
It’s fun to be in the J – LA
It’s fun to be in the J – LA
Be a popular guy
Wearing real flashy tights
And make bucks from the movie rights.
Dinah’s a canary that’s true,
And Diana wears the red, white and blue,
And Zatanna has some magic for you
They are mighty superheroes!
G’Nort is a fella with fleas.
Captain Marvel is the great big Red Cheese.
And Tornado makes a really big breeze.
They are mighty superheroes!
Bum bum bum bum bum
It’s fun to be in the J – LA
It’s fun to be in the J – LA
Membership is a perk,
Though Guy Gardiner’s a jerk!
His attitude sure needs work!
It’s fun to be in the J – LA
It’s fun to be in the J – LA
Wally West is the Flash.
Jay and Barry were first.
Zooming by in a scarlet burst!
Fire, well she’s built like a brick,
And Ice Maiden is a popsicle chick,
And the Huntress does a high k’rate kick.
They are mighty superheroes!
J – LA!
*verses contributed by Dannell Lites.
