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We tried to post this over at CBR but people got up in arms and it went nuts. Since I know everyone here has a sense of humor, I'm bringing it here ;).

Note: This is HUMOR. FUNNY. It's not bashing. The man has a VERY clear style that we're spoofing.

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[Edited on 27/3/07 by NachtcGleiskette]
"If you live your life to please everyone else, you will continue to feel frustrated and powerless. This is because what others want may not be good for you. You are not being mean when you say NO to unreasonable demands or when you express your ideas, feelings, and opinions, even if they differ from those of others.â€
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[Edited on 27/3/07 by impulseucf]
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OMFG!!!! You guys totes just made my morning. :LMAO
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Yes! It's back! This time with no deleted badness! :thumbup
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XDDD I adore Claremont, but these are SO hilarious. (And love him though I do, more than once I've knocked my head against the wall at some of his dialogue... and yes, exposition!) Fair point, mon ami! I commend you!
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...the focused totality of my CHILI CORN DOG!!!

Brilliant!
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LOL, I'm glad you all liked! You can't imagine the storm this created over at CBR. This stuff is hilarious and fun to do! More on the way. I'm thinking of some Bendis spoofs, too.
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But it was so worth it Impulse. Especially since I didn't get banned for whatever reasons. :D
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Got another one! What do you think?

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Post by fourpawsonthefloor »

That's cause we're cool. Crazy, but cool. :P

And humor is always welcome, cause goodness knows you can never laugh too much. Unless its in the middle of a silent solemn ceremony. (yep done that. Hate the giggles)

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OMG that first panel had me rolling on the floor!!

That is SO Claremont.
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Post by NachtcGleiskette »

LMAO! IMPULSE!!! Jesus. I think I'll be making more today ;).

And welcome to you both, Impulse and CmX! I TOLD you guys it was awesome here!!
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@impulseucf I don't know why, but I found yours one of the funniest :LOL
@fourpawsonthefloor , you can laugh too much... and then you stop breathing and die. lol but yeah who cares having too much humor is fun and I have also laughed at the wrong place in the wrong time...
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NEX # 18 Solicits ;)

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wtf? Claremont's libido is wreaking havok! :shifty
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Originally posted by impulseucf
LOL, I'm glad you all liked! You can't imagine the storm this created over at CBR. This stuff is hilarious and fun to do! More on the way. I'm thinking of some Bendis spoofs, too.
Internet shit storm? Is any of it still up?

I love a good shit storm.

Also, LMAO @ "I can only change my body... not your feelings." Jebus, that's perfect. Exactly the kind of ridiculous false parallel he's always attempting.
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Originally posted by The Drastic Spastic

Internet shit storm? Is any of it still up?
I wish. That was probably the best thread in the history of CBR. It started as a "CC Parody" thread and because of the humorless CC zombies, it became a "Bash the CC zombies" thread...then became a bash everyone thread, and eventually we ended up with a fat storm. I need to get that pic from Micl to post here.
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Oh, Dear, God, YES, get their pics. Fat Storm was incredible!

I really wish the thread was still up...or that I could have saved it . That was the funniest thing I've ever seen on any forum ever.
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haha. good work
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The latest. Slightly PG-13, so if this is too much for these boards, please let me know and I'll remove. No offense intended.

The TJ/John reunion as written by Claremont....

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Originally posted by impulseucf
The latest. Slightly PG-13, so if this is too much for these boards, please let me know and I'll remove. No offense intended.

The TJ/John reunion as written by Claremont....
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I especially enjoy John's little smirk.
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