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(oh what a beautiful day! I got this beautiful feeeeeeling, everything's going my way... My mom wakes me up with that sadly...)

Xavier: "It's peanut butta jelly time! Peanut buttah jelly time! Peanut buttah jelly time!!" :banana :banana

[Edited on 9/6/08 by Ult_Sm86]
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Bwahahahaha, I can't get the image of him spinning around in his chair and wheelying around while yelling that out of my head.

[Edited on 9/6/2008 by steyn]
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Originally posted by steyn
Well, Maggott died, the only real South African X-Man, and they went and killed him off....and he's STILL dead. Which is a major shame.
Sooooo ... that's why God invented fanfic, duh! Write 'im back into existance.

*mutters to self* "Sheesh, do I hafta explain everything to these kids...?"
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Scott: "Jean...Jean....Go towards the light! No no, don't look back, just go on....go on!"

{offtopic yet again.}
Elfdame, that's why I'm playing him in the RP. He's my oldest character and as things are going in-game, might end up the only one graduating :shifty

But it's still not the same. I want him in the comics. I want him back with the X-men. And this is the final time I'm talking about this in here. It's going waay off topic now.
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Dani Moonstar: Hey, look! Dark Phoenix is back. Hahahaha. Psych!

And this is not exactly X-Men, but I couldn't resist another one for the musical theater buffs.

Namor: But when the breezes blow I generally go below and seek the seclusion that a cabin grants.

Namorita: And so do his sisters and his cousins and his aunts!

All Atlantis: And so do his sisters and his cousins and his aunts, his sisters and his cousins whom he numbers up by dozens, and his aunts!

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Nightcrawler: "Yes I'm a natural blue."
At the circus "I don't get paid good for this job."

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Polaris: Do you have any Manic Panic in Green Envy?
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Beast: Hey, Mr. Tallyman, tally me banana
X-Men: Daylight come and me wanna go home

Nightcrawler: Does my tail make me look fat?

Kitty: So, Peter. You're an artist?
Peter: Yes.
Kitty: What'cha drawin'?
Peter: A blank.

Nightcrawler: Get up, then get down with the sickness!! WOOT!!!!

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Nightcrawler: "Can I leave now?"
Striker: "No"
Nightcrawler: "Why?"
Striker: "No."
Nightcrawler: "But why?"
Strikerer: "I said no."
Nightcrawler: "And I said why now lets meet in the middle with a why no."
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All X-Men: S.P.D. Emergency!

Iceman: Flame on!

Nightcrawler (singing): Oh, I'm just a gigalo...

Prof. X: Pikachu! I choose you!

Elixer: Mek-a lek-a hi, mek-a hiney ho!

Magneto:...and remember, have your pets spayed and neutered...

Nightcrawler: Anybody up for makeovers! Me and Nocturne are getting bikini waxes.
Wolverine: I could go for an eyebrow treatment!
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Professor X and Juggernaut: "He ain't heavy, he's my brother!"
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the thought of of nightcrawler getting a bikini wax *shudder* he'll have to end up waving his whole body to have a little bit left to fall under the category of "bikini wax"

Magneto and Xavier back when they were younger, hanging out, and busy high on a spliff : "And then, and then, I'll make them all wear these bright coloured spandex suits, and, and hehehe, and fly around, hehehe, saving people *cough cough cough wheeze, breathe* man this is some good $h!t."
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Logan: I can show you the world! Shining shimmer, splendid! Tell me princess! now when did you last let your heart decide?
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Santa: So what do you want young...uh...man??
Scott: I want a fire truck, i want a lone ranger pistol, I want a new doll house, i want a remote controlled airplane...

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:logan : RED SOX!!

:sabretooth : YANKEES!


:logan : SOX!!


:sabretooth : YANKEES!


:colossus : Cubs?

:logan :sabretooth : Shaddup!
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Wolverine & Sabertooth: (playing pattycake) "My mother told me not to..."
Scarlet Witch: "This is actually quite probable and not my doing."
"I have been a hundred times on the point of killing myself, but still was fond of life. This ridiculous weakness is perhaps one of our worst instincts. What can be more absurd than choosing to carry a burden that one really wants to throw to the ground? To detest, and yet to strive to preserve our existence? To caress the serpent that devours us, and hug him close to our bosoms till he has gnawed into our hearts?" -The Old Woman; Voltaire's "Candide"
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speaking of scarlet witch, here's blast from the past:

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:wolvie : "Bless me father; for I have sinned."

Blob: "Wanna go for a jog?"
Xavier: "Absolutely.".
"I have been a hundred times on the point of killing myself, but still was fond of life. This ridiculous weakness is perhaps one of our worst instincts. What can be more absurd than choosing to carry a burden that one really wants to throw to the ground? To detest, and yet to strive to preserve our existence? To caress the serpent that devours us, and hug him close to our bosoms till he has gnawed into our hearts?" -The Old Woman; Voltaire's "Candide"
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Lol'd about everything else. How about these.

Cyclops: Emma! Look out! Two small moons are trying to attach themselves to your upper chest!

Or

Cyke: I'm tired of all my hot telepathic girlfriends going evil on me and then dying and then coming back to life to haunt me and my new girlfriend. I'm sick of it! JEAN-PAUL!

Northstar: Whu?

Cyke: I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU!

Northstar: Dude, I'm straight now.
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Xavier: My x-men, there has been a report of hundreds of mutants in this orphanage *gives them coordinates* go bring them to me. And make sure they're wearing something sexy

All the Male X-Men surrounded by scantily clad Female X-Men: Ziggi Zoggi Ziggi Zoggi Oi Oi Oi, Ziggi Zoggi Ziggi Zoggi Oi Oi Oi!
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Xavier: "X-Men.....ROLL OUT!" *Transformers SFX*
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You know whats scary... Id had a dream about that once... He told me about it... was quite scary...
Stjohn: did i walk in on yall doing :shifty?
* Bobby covers Lorna's goodies and whistles innocently.
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Stjohn: pay no attention to the couple under the covers?
Lorna: There is no couple, no covers, and, on a different note, no spoon.
Stjohn: I don't believe you. I'm holding a spoon right now.
Lorna: Well damn
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Prof. X: i am sorry you just wont fit in here

Prof. X: you are all freaks!

Sabertoth(in a girl voice): i feel pretty! so, so pretty!
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Gambit: Can't eat corn flakes. Dey give me heartburn.
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Nightcrawler:

"It's good to be alive!"

Get it? That's mean, I'm sorry.

Here, I'll make up for it with an actual funny one:

Archangel: "Why can't I just make the world a better place for mutants?"
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