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Remember that song Bitch? Then there was Bloke. Now, written by myself and my friend TahNaziHorse, here comes MAN. *inspired by Wolviechickies dad, hehe*
Wolverine fans, read no more. Please dont yell at me, I couldnt resist posting this....
I hate all the other guys
I’m the Wolverine
I live on beer and cigars
Tried to tell ya
But you look at me like maybe I’m an angel underneath
What ch’a wearing down beneath?
Yesterday I cried
Cause me girlfriend went and died
Goodbye
(I ain’t gonna miss you)
I really went out drinking
Told you I was on a bloody mission
Don’t ask me for commitment
I’d rather go out fishin’
I’m a man, I’m a bogan
And I think my name is Logan
I’m an X-Man by day
Where the hells me pay
Watchin’ Grid Iron on TV
Just give me another DVD
Just pour my beer and get my cigars and go away
Or take me as I am
This may mean you’ll have to be a stronger man
Rest assured that if I start to shave me face
I’m going to extremes
But tomorrow I’ll forget
And today won’t mean a thing
I’m a man, I’m a bogan
And I think my name is Logan
Molsons is me beer
And I never live in fear
I wear a big belt with an X
I always think of sex
You know you couldn’t stand me any other day
When you think you’ve got me figured out
The actions already changing
(From beer to cigar)
I think it’s cool when ‘Ro’s in the pool
And me bits are trying to control me.
....I dont care if yous like the song or not.
I know the me girlfriend went and died etc.. bit is cruel, but hey, its not like we could come up with anything else. Songwriting is hard, okay? And I know Logan probably wouldnt fish either, so hwon-yo
Wolverine fans, read no more. Please dont yell at me, I couldnt resist posting this....
I hate all the other guys
I’m the Wolverine
I live on beer and cigars
Tried to tell ya
But you look at me like maybe I’m an angel underneath
What ch’a wearing down beneath?
Yesterday I cried
Cause me girlfriend went and died
Goodbye
(I ain’t gonna miss you)
I really went out drinking
Told you I was on a bloody mission
Don’t ask me for commitment
I’d rather go out fishin’
I’m a man, I’m a bogan
And I think my name is Logan
I’m an X-Man by day
Where the hells me pay
Watchin’ Grid Iron on TV
Just give me another DVD
Just pour my beer and get my cigars and go away
Or take me as I am
This may mean you’ll have to be a stronger man
Rest assured that if I start to shave me face
I’m going to extremes
But tomorrow I’ll forget
And today won’t mean a thing
I’m a man, I’m a bogan
And I think my name is Logan
Molsons is me beer
And I never live in fear
I wear a big belt with an X
I always think of sex
You know you couldn’t stand me any other day
When you think you’ve got me figured out
The actions already changing
(From beer to cigar)
I think it’s cool when ‘Ro’s in the pool
And me bits are trying to control me.
....I dont care if yous like the song or not.
I know the me girlfriend went and died etc.. bit is cruel, but hey, its not like we could come up with anything else. Songwriting is hard, okay? And I know Logan probably wouldnt fish either, so hwon-yo
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No see that's cute!:laugh: I love it!:laugh:
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Daniel: "What the hell are you doing here?"
Vala: "Isn't this my room?"
Daniel: "Noooo… your room is across the hall… with the… guard in front of it."
Vala: "Ah yes, they do all rather look alike don't they? Anyhow, Since I'm here, shall we make the best of it?"
Daniel: "No, we shalln't."
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*snort*
"I’m a man, I’m a bogan
And I think my name is Logan "
LMAO! I like it!
"I’m a man, I’m a bogan
And I think my name is Logan "
LMAO! I like it!
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That's cool! I like!
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tee-hee!
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I will Kill you nightfollower, Mark my words you will die. Y, y, you...just wait till i get to school!:mad::surprise:
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mwah ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!
just wait til ya get ta school?
Thats a laugh, we're not even in the same class! HA! well, except drama.
Besides, AMANDA *hee!* I have tahnee on my side anyway. She wrote it too.
just wait til ya get ta school?
Thats a laugh, we're not even in the same class! HA! well, except drama.
Besides, AMANDA *hee!* I have tahnee on my side anyway. She wrote it too.
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Aww but chickie that little diddy is so fitting!;)
Despite (if I may add) the fact that I actually despise the song it's derived from!:P
Despite (if I may add) the fact that I actually despise the song it's derived from!:P
Vala: "Hello."
Daniel: "What the hell are you doing here?"
Vala: "Isn't this my room?"
Daniel: "Noooo… your room is across the hall… with the… guard in front of it."
Vala: "Ah yes, they do all rather look alike don't they? Anyhow, Since I'm here, shall we make the best of it?"
Daniel: "No, we shalln't."
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Daniel: "What the hell are you doing here?"
Vala: "Isn't this my room?"
Daniel: "Noooo… your room is across the hall… with the… guard in front of it."
Vala: "Ah yes, they do all rather look alike don't they? Anyhow, Since I'm here, shall we make the best of it?"
Daniel: "No, we shalln't."
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Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
::surprise::(
Nightfollower and tahnee are dead d.e.a.d.
Nightfollower and tahnee are dead d.e.a.d.
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ROFLOL!
:snicker: :snicker: "bogan" :snicker: :snicker: :snicker:
Lighten up WolvieChickie! At least you could get even by doing a parody song about Kurt
Be *creative*
:snicker: :snicker: "bogan" :snicker: :snicker: :snicker:
Lighten up WolvieChickie! At least you could get even by doing a parody song about Kurt
Be *creative*
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InterNutter, dont give her that idea. but even if she did write one about Kurt, its not like I'd care anyway.
Little Blue! I love both songs that it comes from! Dont diss da song!
Little Blue! I love both songs that it comes from! Dont diss da song!
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Respect people's right to oppinion N/F. I wasn't dissing the song. I was simply saying I don't care for it. Hypocrisy isn't becoming.:
Vala: "Hello."
Daniel: "What the hell are you doing here?"
Vala: "Isn't this my room?"
Daniel: "Noooo… your room is across the hall… with the… guard in front of it."
Vala: "Ah yes, they do all rather look alike don't they? Anyhow, Since I'm here, shall we make the best of it?"
Daniel: "No, we shalln't."
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Daniel: "What the hell are you doing here?"
Vala: "Isn't this my room?"
Daniel: "Noooo… your room is across the hall… with the… guard in front of it."
Vala: "Ah yes, they do all rather look alike don't they? Anyhow, Since I'm here, shall we make the best of it?"
Daniel: "No, we shalln't."
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Huh? I wasnt being a bitch to you Little Blue, I always say 'Don't diss...(insert thing here)'
Hypocrisy? Where duz that come in?
Hypocrisy? Where duz that come in?
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When did I say you were being a bitch? and what I meant about the hypocrisy is when you said you have a right to state your feelings, and now you're implying that I don't have the right to say bad things about a song I don't care for. Anyway I'm not trying to start a fight. Let's just forget it. I appologise for getting on your case. I'm rather stressed out right now and I get snippy when I'm stressed out!:shame:
Vala: "Hello."
Daniel: "What the hell are you doing here?"
Vala: "Isn't this my room?"
Daniel: "Noooo… your room is across the hall… with the… guard in front of it."
Vala: "Ah yes, they do all rather look alike don't they? Anyhow, Since I'm here, shall we make the best of it?"
Daniel: "No, we shalln't."
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Daniel: "What the hell are you doing here?"
Vala: "Isn't this my room?"
Daniel: "Noooo… your room is across the hall… with the… guard in front of it."
Vala: "Ah yes, they do all rather look alike don't they? Anyhow, Since I'm here, shall we make the best of it?"
Daniel: "No, we shalln't."
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Yeah, so anyway... funny song. Take that, Wolvie!
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Sorry, but you've just confused me. It takes a lot of strength for my brain to process that information ::(Originally posted by little Blue Lucy
When did I say you were being a bitch? and what I meant about the hypocrisy is when you said you have a right to state your feelings, and now you're implying that I don't have the right to say bad things about a song I don't care for. Anyway I'm not trying to start a fight. Let's just forget it. I appologise for getting on your case. I'm rather stressed out right now and I get snippy when I'm stressed out!:shame:
But I agree, lets DO forget about this. It's stupid and at the moment there is no reason for us to not like eachother, we havnt even met!
Apology accepted
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I'm so proud of myself!!!
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2. 98% of all statistics are made up.
3. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
4. A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.-Jerry Seinfeld
5. A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.-Friedrich Nietzsche.
6. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
7. A conscience does not prevent sin, it only prevents you from enjoying it.
8. A flying saucer results when a nudist spills his coffee.
9. A naked man fears no pickpocket.
10. A real friend is a person who, when you've made a fool of yourself, lets you forget it.
11. Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain - and most do.
12. Any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae.-Kurt Vonnegut
13. Anyone who eats thee meals a day should understand why cookbooks outsell sex books three to one.-L. M. Boyd
14. Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch.-Orson Welles.
15. The trouble with some women is they get all excited over nothing -and then they marry him!-Cher
16. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.-Winston Churchill (Some claim this quote should be atttributed to Albert Einstein)
17. Took an hour to bury the cat, it wouldn't hold still...
18. To be or not to be is not a question of compromise. Either you be or you don't be.-Golda Meir
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lol, i dunno! in the forum of "who" we are?Originally posted by InterNutter
ROFLOL!
:snicker: :snicker: "bogan" :snicker: :snicker: :snicker:
Lighten up WolvieChickie! At least you could get even by doing a parody song about Kurt
Be *creative*
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i'm still proud of myself
1. 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
2. 98% of all statistics are made up.
3. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
4. A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.-Jerry Seinfeld
5. A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.-Friedrich Nietzsche.
6. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
7. A conscience does not prevent sin, it only prevents you from enjoying it.
8. A flying saucer results when a nudist spills his coffee.
9. A naked man fears no pickpocket.
10. A real friend is a person who, when you've made a fool of yourself, lets you forget it.
11. Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain - and most do.
12. Any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae.-Kurt Vonnegut
13. Anyone who eats thee meals a day should understand why cookbooks outsell sex books three to one.-L. M. Boyd
14. Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch.-Orson Welles.
15. The trouble with some women is they get all excited over nothing -and then they marry him!-Cher
16. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.-Winston Churchill (Some claim this quote should be atttributed to Albert Einstein)
17. Took an hour to bury the cat, it wouldn't hold still...
18. To be or not to be is not a question of compromise. Either you be or you don't be.-Golda Meir
2. 98% of all statistics are made up.
3. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
4. A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.-Jerry Seinfeld
5. A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.-Friedrich Nietzsche.
6. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
7. A conscience does not prevent sin, it only prevents you from enjoying it.
8. A flying saucer results when a nudist spills his coffee.
9. A naked man fears no pickpocket.
10. A real friend is a person who, when you've made a fool of yourself, lets you forget it.
11. Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain - and most do.
12. Any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae.-Kurt Vonnegut
13. Anyone who eats thee meals a day should understand why cookbooks outsell sex books three to one.-L. M. Boyd
14. Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch.-Orson Welles.
15. The trouble with some women is they get all excited over nothing -and then they marry him!-Cher
16. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.-Winston Churchill (Some claim this quote should be atttributed to Albert Einstein)
17. Took an hour to bury the cat, it wouldn't hold still...
18. To be or not to be is not a question of compromise. Either you be or you don't be.-Golda Meir
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I didn't get what you were talking about at first Horse, but good for you!;) *hehe*
Vala: "Hello."
Daniel: "What the hell are you doing here?"
Vala: "Isn't this my room?"
Daniel: "Noooo… your room is across the hall… with the… guard in front of it."
Vala: "Ah yes, they do all rather look alike don't they? Anyhow, Since I'm here, shall we make the best of it?"
Daniel: "No, we shalln't."
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Daniel: "What the hell are you doing here?"
Vala: "Isn't this my room?"
Daniel: "Noooo… your room is across the hall… with the… guard in front of it."
Vala: "Ah yes, they do all rather look alike don't they? Anyhow, Since I'm here, shall we make the best of it?"
Daniel: "No, we shalln't."
Coalition for Crawler to Carry a Cutlass (CCCC) Member #11
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