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The claws are a nice touch.
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What the fuck?The creepy spin-off of Secret Invasion continues with the Krew leader Ryder’s attempts to take down a faction of surviving scions of the original Skrulls that Reed Richards turned into cows. Unfortunately he’s got to deal with the fact that his team is dead first.
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It's a way old story from when the F4 fought Skrulls for the first time. Richards hypnotised them into thinking they were cows and so they shapeshifted into such. The Skrull Kill Krew consisted of members who had eaten meat from those cows and had gotten special powers, that also killed them slowly.
Good crack.
Good crack.
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It's labeled 'Cowvar' LMAO!!!! Omg. My sister is a cow freak, her husband a wolverine man. You know what I'm e-mailing them today!!!
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Cows are female. Does this mean that Wolverine is really a girl?
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That is the most surreal thing I have ever seen.
As for the cow/bull Wolverine gender issue - that ... Bos Taurus has neither udders nor a penis. It has black and white spots like a holstein cow, but is too well fleshed to be a dairy cow therefore it is obvious (to me at least) that the Skrulls have turned Wolverine into a gender neutral holstein/angus cross.
Nightcrawler clearly recognizes the folly in crossing dairy cows with beef and is thus, rolling his eyes.
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As for the cow/bull Wolverine gender issue - that ... Bos Taurus has neither udders nor a penis. It has black and white spots like a holstein cow, but is too well fleshed to be a dairy cow therefore it is obvious (to me at least) that the Skrulls have turned Wolverine into a gender neutral holstein/angus cross.
Nightcrawler clearly recognizes the folly in crossing dairy cows with beef and is thus, rolling his eyes.
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Can you really roll eyes that that have no pupil? Strike that, why does nightcrawler have pupils? Aren't they supposed to be all glow?
I like how the cow's fur on it's head lifts up like wolverine's
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I like how the cow's fur on it's head lifts up like wolverine's
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It's not wearing pants. That will be embarrassing when/if it transforms back into a Skrull.
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I think this is a not-so-subtle-subliminal message suggesting that Wolverine is the "Cash Cow" of Marvel.
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neling4 said
Now go back to eating your Wheaties and reading Freud. Or Jung. Whatev.
You are brilliant.I think this is a not-so-subtle-subliminal message suggesting that Wolverine is the "Cash Cow" of Marvel.
Now go back to eating your Wheaties and reading Freud. Or Jung. Whatev.
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My thought is that Kurt has such a sour face because he's been (as bff) put on poop scoop detail. Have you seen how much a cow poops?
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At least he's not behind the cow. That is one place you definitely don't want to be
I just can't picture Emma near a live cow (and certainly not near the back end of one!).
I just can't picture Emma near a live cow (and certainly not near the back end of one!).
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Okay...that's got to be one of the scariest things I've ever seen...though I love Kurt's expression...and poor Pete, he's the only one who hasn't got glowy eyes...and why is that exactly? Kurt's glow...and Scott's got the whole lazer-beam coming out of his thing going on, so I buy that. But why are the cows eyes glowing?
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