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11/08 Game: Cher the Condoms

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Victor: Vic made sure the car was parked somewhere at least semi safe before putting on the RAF uniform cap and pushing the door open. He'd landed at most an hour ago, and rather then facing the school - which would be full of screaming newbs by now - he'd come straight to Vito's. Mutant-friendly, cheap and had enough quiet corners for a corporal to get quietly hammered in.

Wade: Wade was standing on the little stage, holding the microphone, singing his heart out Walking in Memphis, sounding peculiarly, and unnaturally like Cher. The fact that he was dressed like her also helped his case. He was so glad Vito's had a karaoke machine. His Cher suit would have just been for show otherwise.

Victor: After all, he got good service. Drank enough to keep Vito's in business for a year every time he came in here.

Monet: Monet was beginning to wonder why she had bothered to come when the boy on stage had started singing. It was giving her quite the headache. She turned on her stool to face the bar, rubbing at her temple as she sipped her drink.

Adriana: Adriana was curiously following yet another waitress through the room like she had done so since coming here to Vito's (interesting name for a bar, this). She found them all quite good looking but thought that they were severely lacking some nice hats, so she was trying to guestimate their head sizes to send them a few of her creations later this week.

Elizabeth: Lizzie sat at the bar, tossing peanuts in her mouth as she waited for her drink to arrive. Somehow, she always got placed on noob duty. Xavier either thought she loved it, or she needed punishing for something which downright made her shudder. Inspecting her shoes, she looked up to see a drink placed in front of her and smiled. At least they were in the bar now, that improved things.

Jason: For one of the few times, Jason didn't really have words at the tip of his tongue to describe what it was he was seeing. Well, at least the new students would be entertaining. Still, he really hoped this guy didn't have some of the more questionable Cher getups. There were just some things he didn't want to see when there was a danger of snorting alocoholic drinks. "So do you suppose he has a closet full of this stuff or is perhaps a precog with no shame and knew there was going to be karaoke?”

Anna: Anna was sat at the bar with a large whiskey. What a week. She downed the drink in one and ordered another, stupid hotel. This was their fault. No real chocolate. She downed the next shot and ordered a third.

Victor: Vic leant against the bar, taking off the hat and running his hand through his slightly scruffy ponytail. Waving a barman over he ordered absinthe and paid.

Elizabeth: Lizzie eyed the 'Cher' and sadly shook her head. "You can never tell with this place," she sipped her mudslide. "But there are drinks, so I really don't care. It's quite amusing really."

Monet: Monet looked over at the familiar voice ordering an absinthe and picked up her drink, turning on her stool so her back was to him. Which, unfortunately put the male Cher in her perifrial vision.

Adriana: The ever busy path of the waitress finally lead her back to the bar where... "Viccy!" She jumped and instantly attached to his back like a glob of honey.

Victor: Pausing, he caught the barman. "Make tha' th' bottle an' a glass, mate. An' an ashtray." The barman looked at him worridly but complied.

Jason: "Now there's the right attitude." Jason raised his drink. "Still, if I come down to the kitchen at 3 am and am greeted with him in Britney Spears gear I think that I may be scarred for life."

Victor: Vic jerked back at the sudden contact, claws biting into the bar top. "Get. Off. Me." He snarled out at the unknown assailent.

Elizabeth: "If I get drunk enough I might do that myself just to upset you," Lizzie smirked at Jason. "It would certainly be worth it."

Jason: "Well, between you and him I would say you are at least not quite as mind breaking. Plus I'm pretty sure it would be just as scarring for you as it would be for me."

Adriana: She jumped down, not the slightest bit hazed by the unwelcomning reaction. "Hey, long time no see!" She patted his back. "Where's your pet?" His mane received a look as if it was about to receive a grooming.

Elizabeth: "You mean me dressing up as trailer trash and dancing on the kitchen table in platforms with my hair in bunches, wouldn't be a tad frightening?"

Wade: Wade finally finished his song. His agility and poise was pure magnificent, he bowed and waved like the shining star that he is, people were clapping....in his head mostly, but there were a clap coming from somewhere outside it. Up to the point he fell off face first stage thanks to the high heels. Damned stillettos.

Anna: Anna nursed her fourth drink while looking around the room and caught the cher falling off the stage, she scensored slured.

SinJin: St. John had directed the taxi cab to stay at the mansion while he dropped off his stuff, and hopped back into it, and directed the driver to Vito's. Ater paying, he made a grand entrance, scanning the room for familiar faces.

Monet: Monet ordered another drink when she had finished the first and she turned her face out, looking for a corner table somewhere so she wouldn't be bothered. Her new drink was slid to her, she thanked the bartender then slid off the stool towards a table she had spied.

Jason: "It would be terrifying." Jason had to nod. "Would you borrow children for the full effect? That would definitely make it more amusing for me." Jason clapped, whether it was that the song was over or there was a very elegant swan dive at the end he wasn't certain.

Victor: Vic shrugged the hand off violently before turning and narrowing his eyes dangerously at Adriana, unable to even summon up the energy to groan. "What frien'. Don' expect me t' salute you, ma'am. I'm off-duty an' not in the mood. Leave me be." The bottle of absinthe and the asked-for glass and ashtray was placed in front of him and without another word, he turned away and made his way to a clear table. The hell was she doing here?

Elizabeth: "Me and children don't mix. I'd get some monkeys though..."

Jason: "Close enough. Monkeys just have better aim when flinging their crap."

Adriana: She stood there for a while, her finger on her lips and the head slightly tilted. Victor seemed to have had a bad day, too sad. She would try to cheer him up later. For now the funny guy in the dress was more interesting, so she approached Wade by wiggling her way through the crowd.

Wade: Without much pause, Wade was back on his feet, and suddenly spied a target, "Ladies and gentleman, I would like to dedicate this little song, to my dear, sweet friend, Sonny," and he held his hand out to the Monet girl. "They say we were young and we don't know."

Elizabeth: Lizzie blinked and shuddered, remembering the macaque from the shoot that had had a fixation with her face. Loovely image there. "So, the new lot don't seem too bad. Balance each other out at least."

Anna: Anna sighed and shook her head. The bar was a safer place to look. She downed her drink again and ordered double number 5.

Jason: "Oh I am going to be calling Mo Sonny for now on." Jason leaned forward to eye her, illusioning a very Sonny Bono moustache over her lip for a quick second.

Monet: Monet blinked at the hand then shot a glare up at the owner, "Excuse me?"

SinJin: He made a beeline for Jason and Elizabeth. "Hiya." He gave each a peck on the cheek, grinning madly.

Wade: With a flick of Cher's hair, the only way Cher could do, and now Wade too, he went on, "Babe, I got you babe, I got you babe..."

Victor: Vic sat and lit his first cigar and poured himself a healthy glassful before sitting back and finally looking around - and groaning. Oh fuck. Half the fucking school was here or something. He put his hat back on and hoping that no one recognised him in the RAF blues as he drank and smoked.

Elizabeth: Lizzie swatted at him. "I'm a teacher now. Off."

Adriana: Adriana finally arrived at the stage and looked upwards, eyes and mouth wide open, seeing Wade perform like...it was indescribable.

Jason: "Ginny! You're just in time for the encore nobody requested!" Jason snorted at Lizzie's swatting. "Yes, you can't molest the staff unless you molest all of them. Xavier's special rule."

SinJin: His eyes lit up. "Do I get a boost in my grades if I perform well, then?"

Elizabeth: "...Your grades are boosted if you turn up on time, hand in your work and basically behave and don't molest me."

Anna: Anna caught that comment and cringed, these people were all mad. Why had she agreed to do this again? Oh yeah, she was one of them now.

SinJin: He pouted. "That's cruel, Lizzie."

Monet: Monet covered her face with her hands as the strange boy sang to her. Great. She took a sip of her drink and made a face when it wasn't to her liking.

Wade: "I goooot, you baaabe," came the last words from Cher v2.0's mouth. He was on his knees by then too, in front of Monet, "So what do you say, wanna got hitched?"

Elizabeth: She crossed her legs and sipped her drink. "I know. Plus I'm going to be very busy this year..." she gave Jason a small look. "Though I'm sure you'll find amusement..."

Elizabeth: Spotting the new boy serenade Monet was too much and she burst into laughter.

Monet: Monet gave him a sweet smile then dumped the cocktail on his head before silently getting up and making her way to another table across the room.

SinJin: Taking the opportunity he leered at Jason before looking past him tot he bartender and ordered a sidecar.

Anna: Anna drank her whiskey and ordered another, the bar tender was giving her some funny looks at the speed she was putting them away, Anna merely raised her eyebrow and gestured for him to keep them comming.

Jason: Laughing at the leering, Jason turned back to see the end of the serenade. "That is no way to treat the only proposal you're likely to ever get. He doesn't know you yet, take advantage of that!"

Victor: Vic stared down into the pale green liquid in his glass before swirling it and downing it in one. Poured another, drank that, then another. Stupid. He couldn't get drunk, not just over one bottle of this stuff. But he felt better for trying, especially since drugs were a no-no right now. God. He downed another.

SinJin: He patted her knee. "Teacher. is it? Congratulations. What is it that you teach now?" He hoped fervently it was not the exercise class, but he rather suspected it was.

Adriana: "Awwww." Adriana hurried over to Wade and gave him one of her self-made hankies (spider silk). "Don't worry, I think you sing very beautifully!" She gave him a wide smie, but with the quite big hat she was wearing it rather appeared like the Cheshire cat, only white teeth in complete darkness.

Monet: Monet glared at Jason, "Keep your mouth shut."

Elizabeth: "I'm the new Rankin, suprise suprise. He re-enlisted," she said with a grin, taking another slow sip of drink and leant to Jason. "Don't worry, the truth hurts some people."

Jason: "Oh the truth obviously burns her to the quick." He chuckled quietly and gave Monet one of his sweetest, fakest smiles.

SinJin: "I guess I"ll be getting fit this year." He made a face and plucked his his spare torso. "Well done!" He raised his glass to her and took a sip.

Wade: Taking that as a maybe from the Monet girl, he appreciately accepted the hankie, which funnyenough kept sticking to his fingers. "I think ther's snot in here." he blew his nose. "Yup." He held the used hanky up to the other girl.

Elizabeth: "But not that way, dear. Awfully sorry but it wouldn't be proper..." she watched the new students, wondering how she'd get them working...At least they were mostly amusing so that was better than downright rude.

SinJin: He nearly spat it out at Jason's words and turned to smile at the girl he was speaking to. "You must be new. I'm St John." He smiled widely and extended his hand.

Adriana: She carefully folded the hanky back together, the snot on the inside, and put it back into her pocket. "You are funny." A little giggle escaped her lips.

Monet: "Monet." She shook his hand gently and gave him a ghost of a smile that didn't reach her eyes. "New student, yes. However, I've been here all summer. Have you been away?"

Anna: Anna frowned into her drink, why was she even here? she could get drunk at the college. Was she supposed to be socialising? She couldn't remember. Maybe she should slow down with the drinking.

Wade: Wade shuffled closer to the bar, still on his knees, and waved a hand over the edge. "Yea olde barkeep, give me some good olde Grogg™!" Grabbing randomly over the counter he ended up with a beermug in hand, and leaned against a barstool, looking up at Adriana, "So how you doin'?" he leered.

SinJin: "Yes, back home from down under. Where are you from?"

Elizabeth: Lizzie almost choked on her drink as Ginny tried the charms on Monet. This was going to be an interesting one...Grogg? The sad thing was, she didn't think this new guy was anywhere near drunk. This was just him. All the time.

Victor: Vic sat back, watching the group sat far enough away from him not to worry about from hooded eyes, blowing out a smoke ring and trying to keep his mind blank. At least he'd been given the mental all clear - despite the events with Rahne beforehand. Shit. He'd been doing so well not to think of that.

SinJin: He leaned casually closer to Lizzie, smiling.

SinJin: <But it won't be as funt he traditional way.> he said to her.

Adriana: "Fine!" She gently draped herself on the barstool next to him and gave the barkeeper (who was oggling her beautifull big pink plush hat quite adoringly) a charming smile. "Can I have a cherry juice?"

Monet: "Sarajevo." She considered him for a moment, "Austrailia is a beautiful place. Haven't been since I was a child, however."

Jason: Jason did fight the desire to make a face as Ginny introduced himself to the thankfully one and only Monet, hoping that she didn't manage to make a friend there. The last thing Jason wanted was her around the dorm. Then, of course, he realized how silly and unlikely that little worry was and went back to his drink.

Elizabeth: "I am not a leaning post. Sit up or you'll ruin your posture," she tapped Ginny on the head. <What on earth are you talking about?>

Wade: Wade quickly hopped on the barstool he was leaning against, and reached out and grabbed Adriana's bottle of cherry juice, and opening the top, hearing the popping sound very audibly, "Ahhh...always love to pop a girl's cherry...juice."

Adriana: "Why?" She tilted her head at him. "Do you like the sound?"

SinJin: <Getting fit.> "It's good of you to care about my posture." He did sit up though, with a sigh. "Oh yeah? Well, that's too bad. It must have been hard during the war there." He nodded at her politely.

Anna: Anna chuckled to herself ovehearing the awful chat up line.

Elizabeth: <Well you'll just have to get fit with someone else then, eh?>

SinJin: He turned his head. Someone needed help with the ladies. That kind of line earned smacks. And not the good kind. <But that won't be as fun!>

Wade: "I love the sound. I find that cherry popping is way more interesting than throwing sausages down hallways, wouldn't you?" he asked Adriana.

Elizabeth: Lizzie snorted at the line, glad she had nothing in her mouth. <Whatever you say dear, but it wouldn't be professional so you'll have to settle for watching my rear as I run your class around the DR.>

Victor: Vic put his head in his hands and then picked up the drink. This wasn't working. He downed another glassful, before giving up on the glass. Sgt. Bastard would have hs balls if he knew Vic was drinking in uniform but right now he didn't really give a shit - and Monet was here. That just made it worse. Fuck. Maybe staying wasn't such a good idea.

Adriana: "I dunno." She shrugged. "Would you throw them at dogs? I like dogs. And cats. Cats eat those vile birds." She physically shuddered at the thought of those horrible fiends and had to take a sip of cherry juice to calm herself.

Jason: "Why do I have a feeling Mr. Cher is going to give me a run for my money in getting smacked? He's already started on the glass dumping race." Jason pouted slightly.

Monet: "Not really. My father made sure we weren't messed with." Monet shrugged and moved to the bar to order another drink.

SinJin: <Sounds like incentive to me.> "So, who's Cher?"

Anna: Anna risked another glance around the room - looked like someone else was trying to get drunk just as fast as she was.

Jason: "If I heard his name I've forgotten it. As far as I'm concerned he's Mr. Cher."

Wade: "I can't say that I like one or the other more. But then again, rubbing pussies sure is fun. Speaking of which. Did you know there's a giant pussy right behind me?"

Wade: Wade turned in his seat a little bit and looked the large kitten up and down. The smile on his face looked even larger than it really was thanks to the scars.

Elizabeth: "Jealous, Jason?" she gave a laugh. "New kid. One of us, so expect more of this around the school." She raised an eye at the 'not messed with' from Monet. Yeeah.

Victor: Vic was aware of worried eyes from the barman as he started to drink from the bottle, finally having a light fuzz settle over him. A waitress came over, quietly asking if he was okay. "Yeah. I need another bottle though, cheers."

SinJin: "Oooh. Mr. Cher, I'd stop with those ridiculous lines if you don't want to lose important bits!"

Adriana: "She glanced over the funny boy's shoulder." Oh, that's just Victor. He's really cool but a bit grumpy tonight. I met him in Afghanistan and gave him a beetle!"

Jason: "Terribly." Jason leaned back against the bar as he rolled his eyes, smirking. "You'll smack me if he pulls ahead, won't you?"

Anna: Anna choked on her drink and turned around, "You gave a guy a beetle?" she said hoarsely.

Wade: "What lines? You're a strange, strange person, Mr Dundee." Wade said, a little confused. "Oh I love beetles. Great cars and they roll dung like professional dungrollers!"

SinJin: "I'd smack you, Jason, regardless."

Jason: "Oh thank you."

Elizabeth: "Well we all know that," Lizzie swirled what was left of her drink around the glass. "It's about time you did before the sexual tension between the pair of you explodes."

Adriana: "Yes! It was the cutest little Trogoderma granarium!" The apparently a bit sick girl got a cute little wink. Then she turned back to Wade. "No dung, dummy, they destroy crops!" She slightly punched his shoulder like they were old drinking buddies in on an inside joke.

SinJin: He winked at Jason. "I'm up for that. You, Doctor?"

Anna: Anna raised an eyebrow, "Mental..." she muttered to herself before turning back the t bar, "Absolutely fecking mental...."

Elizabeth: "See? You can have kinky Dr Who sex in the DR magically transformed into a tardis for you."

Monet: Monet came back to her seat with her new drink and tried to blank her mind. Anything besides listening to these people drone on.

Wade: "Oh those Trogoderma granarium, I thought you were talking about the other type." Wade punched Adriana back the same on her shoulder.

Victor: Another bottle was put in front of him as Vic finished the first, starting to feel a little more then tipsy but a long way off drunk. He took off his hat and put it on the table, undoing his jacket and taking that off too. He rolled up his shirt sleeves and sat back again, feeling a little better. Until he caught sight of Monet. What the hell was he supposed to do now?

SinJin: He smiled dreamily, drink slopping a little. He nudged Jason a bit.

Jason: Jason concentrated on swallowing his drink. As it turned out this usual instinctive task was a good deal more involved than it should be. He gave both Ginny and Lizzie a mock glare as he battled on against his will to burst laughing or at least to not choke. The nudging did not help at all but he managed it finally. "Oh God, just when we get reassigned with roommates this comes up again."

Elizabeth: "Who are you with again?" she sipped her drink, an innocent look in her eyes as if she didn't know.

Adriana: The boy received quite the puzzled look. "There is no other type..." Now she wasn't sure anymore and really wished she had brought her lexicon of the West-Asian bettles along.

SinJin: "Oh, yeah. Were those decided all ready? Who am I with?" He sucked his hand, licking up the spilled drink.

Jason: "Me, don't remember who's on the other side of the bathroom though."

Elizabeth: "If you showed up on time, you'd know Ginny."

SinJin: "If my flight wasn't delyaed by 'acts of god' I wouldn't have been late." He eyes Jason happily. "Fantastic! We'll have fun again."

Monet: And she calls me stuck up.

Elizabeth: Rolling her eyes heavily she sighed. "I know it was, I was just messing. Some nasty storms over that way, yeah?"

Adriana: A bit shaken up Adriana ordered "...an appletini, please?" Then she looked back to Wade. "I think it's okay if I drink something strong, right?"

Jason: "Acts of God. Always have loved that phrase. I feel even more of the hypocrite when I use it."

Anna: Anna gave up odering seperate shots and decided to take a page out of other trying-to-get-drunk person's book and ordered a bottle. "much better!" she grinned and poured herself a fresh drink, sliding the money across the bar as she did so.

Wade: "Oh sure, if you fall over, and start vomiting, I'll be there to hold your hair. You know, you have one heck of a nice hat. Reminds me of a pimp I used to know. Only his was more like a purple Cat in a Hat kind of hat." Wade commented.

Elizabeth: "Doesn't that make it better for you though?" she grinned at Jason. "I'd think it'd give you a small smug feeling deep inside."

Monet: Monet sipped at her drink, eyes looking out over the crowd in boredom. And there was Victor again. She kept her eyes on him for a second longer than anyone else before they kept scanning.

Jason: "It does. That's why I love that phrase." Jason grinned back. "It's one of those things that just brightens my day."

SinJin: "Yeah. Pretty bad. I wonder what Professor Munro thinks about it." He grinned at Jason. "All hail Jason - God of Acts."

Adriana: "I loooove the cat in the hat!" She actually clapped happily for finding a seemingly like-minded person. "I like about everything from doctor Seuss!" Then she leaned in and, as if to share a secret, she whispered. "You remind me of Willie Wonka."

Elizabeth: "She's probably keeping tabs on it," Lizzie nodded, eating another peanut. "She seemed pretty preoccupied earlier in her office, attatched to the computer."

Victor: Vic ground out the finished cigar a little more violently then he should have at the sight of Monet looking over at him, before concentrating back on the drink and praying she didn't come over to him. Last thing he needed was to talk to her right now.

Jason: Jason preened, obviously appreciating his new title as he glanced around the bar, making sure none of the other students had managed to kill themselves or drank all the way under the bar. He didn't really want to bodily haul anyone back.

Elizabeth: "Oh it's gone to his head now...Want another drink God? Gods little helper?"

Jason: "Yes, God decrees that he would appreciate offerings in the form of refills."

SinJin: "Ah." He hid a yawn. "Perhaps coffee instead of alcohol." He proffered his drink to Jason.

Elizabeth: She made a gesture for the long suffering barman to come over and requested fresh drinks, giving him a tip. Lord knows he'd earnt it with his hard work tonight.

Wade: "Oh, speaking of which," Wade lifted one leg, lifting the glittery dress up a bit and pulled the chocolate that was strapped to his leg, which was wearing rather nice and comfortale lingerie, off, and sat normally again. "Wonka bar?" he asked.

Jason: "You have pleased the Lord."

Adriana: "Sure!" She took the slightly molten chocolate bar without hesitating and started to nibble on it. "Want something too?," she asked between two bites.

Elizabeth: "Have I? Well thank you very much Lord," she bowed her head and pushed his drink towards him. "Are we permitted to drink before you oh lord?"

Monet: Monet finished her drink off and sat back in the chair for a moment, debating on leaving. The crowd was boring, her classmates were annoying, and Victor was there. He looked to be drowning in alcohol and not willing to bother her though, so she thanked God for that silently.

Jason: "Eat, drink, and be merry." Jason decreed with a waving of his hand. "Okay, blasphemy is too much fun for me."

Wade: "Nope, got another one on the other leg. I also have some Skittles strapped somewhere on me, heaven only knows where the hell I put it, but I know it's somewhere on me." Wade said, looking down at himself.

SinJin: He snickered into his cofee mug, that the barman had brought for him. "I'll be glad to look for it, Mr Cher."

Elizabeth: "You do it so well, though!" Lizzie watched Cher, who seemed to be a human vending machine. "Eating...Tempted to order pizza after we're done. That would go down well."

Anna: Anna sighed and shook her head at all teh blasphemy going on behind her. But she wasn't in the mood to make her week worse. hitting somoene with a car was enough excitement for now.

Adriana: "I'm sure you'll find them some day." He received an optimistic pat as the last remainders of chocolate vanished between her pink lips and her appletini arrived. She took it and sipped on it. "Wow, they make it really strong here!"

Jason: "Food would also please the Great Creator." Jason couldn't help but snort at his own joke. "What are the chances that that could be my codename instead? Actually, already like mine as it is."

Wade: "Mr Dundee, I'll let you look for it if you let me watch you wrassle a gator." he said, adding some kind of hillbilly accent.

Wade: "We can make it a tag team event!" he added to his last suggestion.

Elizabeth: "Now I'd pay to see that," Lizzie raised her glass a touch at Cher's comment.

SinJin: "Pizza sounds good. But then again anything's better than airplane "food"." He flashed a wide grin at Wade. "I'll take that bet.

Victor: Vic leant his head on his hand, other loosening his tie and undoing the top buttons before pulling out a packet of cigarettes. He'd run out of cigars and they weren't for chain smoking. At least no one was bugging him. He just wanted to mope quietly. He'd been such an idiot. Why hadn't he seen it? Why hadn't she told him? Of course she'd be jealous if she had been willing to give him another chance....

Jason: "I'd pay to see it too." Jason added his glass to Lizzie's in salute. "You're my offical favourite new student."

Adriana: "I like pizza," she mentioned into empty space somewhere between all her future schoolmates. "But pasta is even better. Spaghetti is divine." She gave Jason a cute little smile. "Thank you."

Victor: Unless it had just been for Marie's sake....but either way, he'd fucked it. Again. Just the thought made him pick up the absinthe again.

Wade: "Hot dang, I know a guy who has a couple gators in florida, I think I can ship them here in a week or two. Hope there's a nice swamp around the Mansion place to put them in.

SinJin: "I don't think that's legal, but I know where there's one around here."

Elizabeth: "I think we can cover the gators. The school has a no pets policy, so...Yeah, no gators. Please?" Lizzie wondered if there were any DR programmes that had alligators in it.

Anna: Anna picked up her bottle and decided to retreat further away from the bar finding an empty table and sliding into a seat, she looked up at the smell of cigarette smoke. Hmm that was appealing right now. She looked for the culprit. Ah ha, fellow getting drunk person! She wandered over to him (taking her bottle with her) "Hi, don't suppose I could pinch one of those off you?"

Jason: "The neighbours would grow suspecious if we decided to have a zoo out on the lawn. I mean, besides the student zoo."

Monet: Monet slipped away from her table and headed for the restrooms, hoping not to catch Victor's attention on her way by, but there wasn't any other way to them. At least it was still a few feet from his table. Her face set into it's hard unreadable mask as she went by and slipped through the doors. Maybe some dancing later? Alone preferably.

Adriana: Adriana wondered a bit about Lizze's words. Theoretically, all insects were her pets, would she have to ask them to leave the mansion? That would be sad.

Elizabeth: "Indeed. And now we keep a low profile....But yeah, anything bigger than a mouse that you can hide in your room is a no go."

Victor: Vic looked up at the girl. "....Sure. Knock y'self ou'." He all but growled before returning his attention to the bottle. She didn't seem to be from the school, so whatever.

Adriana: "Insects are smaller than mices!" Phew, Lizzie's words were a relief.

Wade: "Aw nuts...hmm.." Wade thought for a second, and lifted his dress, grabbing between his legs, a loud tear could be heard and then he lifted up the skittles pack, with a a strip of ductape stuck to it. "Found them!"

SinJin: He made a face. Damn... "Care to share?" He stretched out a cupped hand.

Elizabeth: "Well that's one place to keep them..."

Adriana: Though she had to add: "Uhmmmm...except Titanus giganteus, it's actually as big as a small Chihuahua..."

SinJin: "Agreed."

Anna: Anna smiled and pulled a cigarette out of the box, lighting it with her own lighter, "Thank you so much - you have no idea how much I need this." She contemplated going abck to her table but couldn't be bothered so she flopped down into one of the chairs around the small table and took a long drag. "Ahhhh..."

Adriana: "See? You found them!"

Jason: "One would think adding a purse to your Cher ensemble would have been easier. Or were you looking to make a lot of 'taste the rainbow' puns today?"

Victor: Oh great. She was staying. Vic shrugged and tossed back another mouthful. "I dunno, workin' ou' in Afghan I can get tha'." He slurred a little before lighting his own cigarette.

Elizabeth: "Well where's the fun in that?" Lizzie crinkled her nose and stirred her drink.

Adriana: "Purses don't go with this dress." She gave Wade's gettup a long and thorough look. "It could use a hat, though. I'm thinking melons..."

Jason: "Melons? Carmen Miranda on crack?"

Anna: "I hit somone with a car this week..." Anna closed her eyes, "Has to be the weirdest week I've ever had...."

Adriana: "No, the green kind."

SinJin: "We could try out on outfits in the DR, Mr. Cher, or raid the costume closet."

Adriana: "My spiders can make some! They're reallly good with them..." Then a though crossed her mind. "Don't ask them for ribbons, though."

Victor: Vic sighed, leaning his head on one hand and fixing the girl with a blank stare. "Yeah?" He sounded bored as he blew out a plume of smoke.

SinJin: "Actually, my name is St. John." He popped a couple skittles into his mouth. "What's yours?"

Wade: Wade passed the skittles over to Dundee, "Actually the purse is over there." he pointed to a nice little thing lying on a table, "But for some reason, it only has enough space to hold a syringe of botox and some condoms."

Monet: Monet slipped back out from the bathroom and decided against dancing, heading for the pool tables instead. She racked up a set and chalked her cue before leaning over to break.

Adriana: "Why do you need botox?"

Jason: "That is impressively in character." Jason had to give him that.

Anna: Anna opened an eye, he really wasn't interested but by the look of him he probably wouldn't freak out at what had made the event so odd. She nodded, trying to decide whether or not to smoke or drink, she somehow managed both at once. "Yeah, hit some woman on a bike with my car... well technically she hit me. And I was going to call and ambulance and then she sits up all fine and happy and says I healed her!"

Wade: "I don't need botox. Just said there's only space for it in the purse. Hey, I didn't design that thing, I...er...liberated it from a concert I went to." he gave a shifty look on his face.

Elizabeth: "Yeah, well it's Cher I suppose...botox worksd."

SinJin: He gave Mr. Cher a once over. Hmmmm...

Adriana: "You stole it?" Adriana had to think about this for a moment. "Uhmmm...I think that's a bit uncool. You should be nicer." To underline her point she flicked his nose.

Victor: "Oh?" So not a human then. Damn. "Really. Well, welcome t' Xavier's." Great, so she was from the school. "I guess tha's why y're here anyway, hmm?" Vic managed to drink while still being propped up.

Wade: "I did not steal it, I just helped free it from being put in a closet next to this dress and gather dust. I mean really, have you seen Cher wear one costume more then once? I don't think so."

Adriana: "It's an original Cher purse?" She had to admit that was pretty cool. Then she remembered the condoms. "Cher has sex?"

Anna: Anna nodded though she didn't look too pleased, "They're all mental..." she gestured at the group by the bar, "But I feel bad about hitting the woman and she said it's good here so I guess I should stay for a bit." she finished her cigarette and stubbed it out in the ashtray, "She had me sold at the real chocolate thing too... and I felt guilty what with her being a mum and everything.... Am I rambling? Sorry..."

Wade: "I doubt it, the condom wasn't opened." Wade said to Adriana.

SinJin: He slinked over to inspect the purse. "They're still good."

Jason: "Thank God for that small miracle." Jason muttered, leaning forward to watch Monet at pool, very tempted to mess with the balls.

Wade: "Hey, if you want the botox, be my guest." Wade told Dundee

Adriana: "You should auction them off. I bet people would pay a fortune for them."

Victor: "Y' hit someone fr'm the school?" Chances were they could have healed themselves. He'd taken another mouthful and drag when the rest clicked. "....A mum?" His voice was suddenly tight. "D-did she say what her name was?"

Elizabeth: "Yeah, sell them on ebay, say it has Cher's sweat and everything on it, you'll raise a ton."

Monet: Monet hit a few in then frowned when the cue ball had made it to a spot where it wasn't lined up well with any other balls. She scanned her eyes over the table for a moment, calculating the geometry of it before leaning over to knock another one in with a slight smile on her face.

Anna: Anna nodded, "She was a very nice Scottish girl - after she got me back there and fed me tea she told me her name was Rahne, and introduced me to her baby and the doctor there."

Victor: "....Oh god." Vic's face lost all colour under the tan as he put his face in his hands. "When'd this happen?" Oh jesus. Fuck.

SinJin: "The condoms, idiot." He waved them about before putting them back and closing the purse. He handed it to the Cher.

Anna: "This week," Anna told him, "She's fine though... why? do you know her?" Anna looked at the lack of whiskey in the bottle and figured she'd probably drank enough now.

Jason: Jason watched the pool table, fixing the cueball illusion just a bit off from the real one and sat back, waiting.

Monet: Monet blinked as another cueball formed and she turned to glare at Jason, "Knock it off!"

Jason: "Thought it would make the game more interesting since you're over there playing by yourself."

Victor: Vic took a healthy amount of absinthe, before putting the bottle back on the table harder then he meant. "Yeah. I'm the father of tha' baby girl y' met." He managed in a thick voice. Shit, it must of happened after....when she'd run off....oh god, something else to be guilty about. "Rahne - she was alrigh', righ'? She was fine? I swear if y're lyin'...."

Monet: "Like you care."

Jason: "More interesting for me."

Elizabeth: Lizzie shook her head at Jason amusing himself and flicked her attention to Ginny playing with the purse. Yep. The semester had begun.

Wade: Wade took the purse from Ginny, flipping it around, "I would never sell such great memorabilia. Beside, her other wig's already getting a lot of attention on ebay."

Anna: Anna blink, 'Oh shite.... well done Anna....' she nodded, "She's fine - I healed her... apparently." Anna felt herself shiver involuntarily, "The doctorman said is was me that did it and she's completely fine - no shock or anything..."

Monet: Monet was half tempted to throw one of the real balls at his head but didn't feel like injuring him physically. He was an ass, but not worth her time. "You have plenty of things to interest yourself with. Leave my game alone."

Adriana: "Hey, do you stalk Cher?" She signaled towards the barkeeper for another tini.

Jason: Jason shrugged, giving all of the balls a slight mix up and leaned back against the bar, turning back to his drink.

SinJin: He went back over to Jason and Lizzie. "He seems a bit non-responsive. No fun at all."

Elizabeth: "I think he's fun. Just not your sort of fun, possibly."

Monet: Monet blew out a breath and dropped the cue stick to the table, walking away from it and going to order another drink.

Jason: "I guess waving condoms in his face didn't quite send the message." Jason shrugged, laughing slightly as Monet retreated from the table. "I drove her to drinking."

Monet: She watched the trio at the bar and walked away as the bartender was coming up with her new drink, offering a hand to St. John, "Care to dance?"

Victor: Vic put his head in his hands, instincts telling him to grab his shit and race over to Rahne just to make sure but - hell. No. "Oh god...." He groaned, before lighting another cigarette off the first. "I'm so fuckin' stupid...." He upended the bottle before remembering his manners and offering it wordlessly to the girl. "Victor, by th' way. Not a studen'. Ex studen'." He slurred.

Wade: "Stalk Cher? Heck no, I just had to drop these things off at the concert. You won't believe where they let people in when you flash a nice delivery man suit around. All the stuff I liberated was from one night." he told Adriana

Adriana: "You are a cruel God." Nevertheless quite unimpressed by Jason's sub-par performance as the Lord she sipped on her appel.y drink.

SinJin: "Yeah. The pickings look slim this year." He made a dramatic sigh and slouched down in between Jason and Lizzie.

Elizabeth: "Aww, you poor thing," Lizzie mock rolled her eyes heavily.

Jason: "Poor thing, you."

Anna: Anna shrugged and accepted the offered bottle, taking a swig, "Anna," she managed taking a look at the lable on the bottle, "Ah that explains it..." she put the bottle down, "Why are you stupid?"

SinJin: "Yeah, all right." He straightened and took her hand, leading her to the dance floor, and pulled her very close, hands drifting low on her back.

Victor: Vic shook his head. "I ain' spillin' my guts." He took another swig out of the bottle. "Not t' ya. Not when I'm not hundred percen' sober." He waved the waitress over, ordered another bottle and sent her away. Looked like he was going to drink them dry of absinthe tonight.

Jason: "Now this should be amusing." Jason tilted his glass towards Ginny and Monet taking the floor. "Glad I came now."

Elizabeth: "Oh yeah, how long before she screams and bitchslaps him?" Lizzie looked to her watch

Monet: Monet gave him a small grin and slid her hands up to gently rub the back of his head. "What year are you?"

Anna: Anna shrugged, "Fair enough... But it's not your fault she wasn't paying attention and went flying over my bonnet. She even said it wasn't my fault so how could it be yours? and anyway she's fine now."

Adriana: the dancing pair and Jason received a few quick looks between them and Adriana reached a conclusion. "I think you're jealous. Aww, that's cute." She patted Jason's shoulder.

Wade: Wade was getting a weird Vibe from somewhere, as if a very serious person was being very serious all night long, very seriously. He turned to look at the big ol'e putty tat and thought to himself in long sentences that very little punctuation marks.

Elizabeth: "It is!" Lizzie laughed and joined in the patting of Jason. "Never mind. True love always wins!"

Victor: Vic saw Monet with Ginny and snorted. Looked like she was moving on fast. Thank fuck. He didn't trust himself to talk to her right now. "Because she wasn' payin' attention 'cause a' me." He bit out as his third bottle came along.

Jason: "..." Jason gave them both incredulous looks. "I'm not sure which I object to the most. The supposed jealousy or the petting."

Anna: "... ooooh...." Anna drained the last dribble from her own bottle, and grinned at the waitress as she took it away, "Well don't worry, she's fine." she resisted the temptation to pat him - he probably wouldn't like that.

Jason: "Anyway, I give it five minutes at most. She's pretty quick with the smacking."

Elizabeth: "Five minutes? I say before this track is out," she smoothed his hair then gave it a ruffle. "And you love the attention."

SinJin: "Erm...second?" He shrugged and let his hands go lower, giving her bum a pinch. "But it's kind of sad, since Lizzie's now going to be my teacher. But hey - teacher-student relationships sounds fun, and it's nothing I've done before."

Wade: Some more sentences lacking fullstops and question marks and commas flitttered about in Wade's head as he thought. One idea kept floating up in his brain.

Adriana: Keeping on patting she gave him a big smile. "You object to two cute women patting you all over? No wonder she made a move before you did."

Victor: He downed the rest of the absinthe and almost dropped the bottle back onto the table, immediately opening the third and taking a very large gulp, coughing as he wiped his mouth. "Yeah well. Don' tell me t' fuckin' not worry, alrigh'?" He slurred a little heavier. Alright, he was on his way to the drunk marker. "Drop it."

Wade: Colonel Tibbles needs a good scratching behind the ears. That would make him happy. He also wondered if Colonel Tibbles used a sand box or learned to use a toilet. But latter thought instantly subsided.

Monet: Monet jerked at the pinch and gave him a warning look, "Careful where you put those," she remarked about his hands. He was cute at least. And hadn't said anything rude yet... About her. She moved against him to the beat. "Why bother with that? It could get you expelled, could it not? I'm certain there are other women to your liking."

Jason: "Well, the attention is quite satisfying, I'll admit." Jason shrugged and decided that he could live with the petting. Though it was a pity there weren't palm leaves and grapes involved as well.

SinJin: "You ever had sex with someone you weren't supposed to?" He asked, tilting his head back into her fingers, grinding back into her. He hoped someone was enjoying the show. "Or men." He shrugged but kept his hands where they were.

Anna: Anna raised her eyebrows, "ok..." she sat back in her chair, "But she is fine now, I can promise you that."

Elizabeth: "Hah! Okay maybe she likes the groping?" she nudged Jason. "And there you go." she left off the patting to sip her drink.

Jason: "Oh sure, once I appreciate it you stop. I see how you are."

Elizabeth: "I can't drink and pat. I'll get you a minion though, if you like."

Adriana: Her hand had found it's way up to Jason's head where her fingers now were walking certain distances to figure out his measurements. "I could make you a sexy hat, bet she couldn't resist..."

Wade: Wade already started calculating the best route to follow his hand that would be moving ever so close to Colonel Tibbles. Wade's one lower eyelid twitched. His hand had already started to lift.

Victor: Vic lit another cig off the second, missing it a couple of times. "Good." Usually about now he'd think about cutting back on the booze but getting blind drunk sounded like a good idea. Maybe he'd see something he actually wanted to if he drank enough absinthe. He couldn't hold back the snort at that.

Monet: "Or men," she agreed. "I can't say that I have. I don't believe in 'not supposed to's. If it happens, then it was supposed to happen." She gave a slight purr as he ground against her again and she pressed tighter to him. "Don't you agree?"

Anna: Anna frowned and sat up again, "well I'll just leave you to it then..." she stood up.

Jason: "Minion? A minion sounds delightful." Jason found himself distracted from the ideas of what he could have a minion do as he was apparently being surveyed by the new girl. He gave her an odd look, not quite sure what to make of her statement at all. "...riight."

Victor: "Please do." Vic murmured. "Prob'ly see y' aroun'." He offered her one last cigarette.

SinJin: He looked and gave the girl playing with Jason's hair a glare. "Leave my Doctor alone!"

Adriana: "It's all about the clothes, don't let television fool you." She rose his hair on his forehead. "You got quite the big head, did you know that?"

Elizabeth: Lizzie swallowed a laugh. Oh god this was brilliant. All of it. She could see a worried expression descend over Ginnys eyes for a second that made her laugh more. "You know, I think those two are more amusing like that than slapping."

Anna: Anna shrugged and took the cigarette, "Probably, I assume you visit?" She lit the cigarette and thought about maybe getting another drink.

Victor: "On my leave. Kinda livin' there." Vic slurred.

Monet: "He's fine," she assured him and scratched the back of his head in a slow pattern. "He's a big boy and can take care of himself."

Jason: "Do I now?" Jason's eyebrow went up though he had to snort back laughter as he heard Ginny yell over. "More amusing? Something like a spider and a fly I suppose although I'm not sure which is which."

Anna: Anna nodded, "Well I'll probably see you up there then," she waved and wandered back up to the bar.

Elizabeth: "I wouldn't like to say either but it's bloody funny whichever way around it is."

SinJin: "Er, sorry. Virgins aren't my thing." He shrugged apologetically. "Contrary to popular belief, breaking in one just isn't all that fun."

Wade: Wade could hear a beautiful chorus of angels, singing harmoniously as he nearly floated from his seat. He started worrying a little when the angel chorus suddenly merged into some kind of tribal drumming and chanting as his hand finally neared his target.

Wade: "Who's a good Kitty? Who's a good Kitty? You are Colonel Tibbles. Yes you are. Oosha boosha boo. Oosha boosha boo." Wade was speaking in baby talk as he petted Tibbles.

Adriana: "Yep, big head. But that's fine. You know what they say about men with big heads." She gave him one last pat and leaned back, finally concentrating more on her appletini. "Those two are cute. And...Monet, was it?...She is a sweet person."

Victor: Vic let out a relieved sigh and went back to getting as drunk as possible.

Monet: "What?" Monet frowned in confusion, "What on earth did I say that lead you to believe I was a virgin?"

Wade: Wade was glad when he heard Vic sigh as he petted him.

Victor: When he felt the hand in his hair though, he didn't even have time to think before a hand wrapped around the neck of an empty bottle of absinthe and he stood, bringing it round in one smooth motion to connect with the owner's head, shattering it. He dropped the broken neck and pulled the owner up by his collar so that he was on eye level. "Don't. Fuckin'. Touch. Me." He snarled before letting him drop.

Jason: "Sweet?" Jason blinked, any comment that he was going to make about what Adriana thought about the size of his head blown away by that last comment. "If she's sweet I'm caring and understanding."

Elizabeth: "Indeed," Lizzie flipped a peanut into her mouth. "But whatever makes her happy."

Adriana: "Aww, I knew you are a nice guy." The appletini traveled back to its place on the table. "Oh look, Wade and Victor are becoming friends!"

Anna: Anna slid into another seat at the bar and ordered shot number.... something. The bar tender gave her a look, "I'm not drunk yet gimme a fecking drink!" she glared at him til he went away. Then she heard the smash and looked round to see Victor holding Cher up by his collar.

Victor: He suddenly realised the bar was silent, and Vic saw the thunder on the owner's face. Well fuck. Another one he'd be banned from. Picking up his stuff and growling the entire time, he picked up the final bottle and stormed out without another word.

Wade: With still a grin, he tried to make a shocked look, "Aww, the kitty looks all pouty....can you hear a ringing noise?" he asked and triead yawning the noise away.

SinJin: "You said said you'd had no experience." He stopped dancing a bit. "And uh, well, as per previous experience girls from your area of Europe just...aren't my type."

Anna: Anna thanked the barman for her drink then got up to see if Cher was ok, "Um, are you alright?"

Adriana: Okay, maybe not exactly friends... she thought when she noticed that Vic had crushed a bottle on Wade's head. She jumped up and ran over to him. "Are you okay?"

Monet: "No experience with 'not supposed to's. I've had my share of men, thank you."

Elizabeth: "Oh this night is fantastic..." Lizzie grinned in amusement and sighed as she elbowed her bag to the floor as she turned to wtach the various pockets of entertainment. Sliding off her stool she leant over to pick it up. Damn dress...hopefully she wouldn't flash.

Wade: "Never been better...can someoen pick up that phone already?!?" Wade took a step and staggered, grabbing the barstool. "I think the floor's a little slanted around here."

Jason: "Um...should we be doing something about that?" Jason gestured to the fuzzy/Cher squabble that had paused for the moment. Nothing quite like bringing back new students slightly bloodied and dazed.

Monet: "And while other people might say I wasn't supposed to sleep with a couple of them, it happened, so that means it was supposed to happen. A small form of fate or possibly ulterior motives if you will."

Adriana: Without another word she forced Wade down on the barstool and asked the barkeeper for a glass of water. "I'm sure he didn't mean it. Maybe you scared him?" She looked all over the boy to make sure no brain matter was sticking out inappropiately.

Anna: Anna frowned, "There is no phone..." she sighed and put her drink down, "Here, let me help." she took Cher under one of his arms, "I'd try healing you but I don't know how to do it."

SinJin: He spun Monet around in time to see a lot more of Lizzie than he usually saw when she was dressed. He bowed to Monet and went to gallantly spread his jacket over Lizzie. "You're showing everyone your assets, gorgeous."

Elizabeth: "I think it'll be fine. Vic generally knows how to break students without actually breaking them too much on the outside," Lizzie grinned, fussing around to locate her bag.

Elizabeth: Straightening up, she arranged the neckline of her dress. "And you came to tell me instead of watching and drooling?" she raised an eyebrow. "You've become a real gent."

Wade: "Look, Mrs. Malberry, I told you I already gave in my history report." Wade mumbled before looking around, "Heal? Oh pfft, I heal well enough." he scratched at the side of his head, pulling out a piece of glass. "Hey look, I DO have a splinter of intelligence left in me."

Monet: Monet blinked as she was bowed to and then left standing on the floor with no partner. Lovely. She pulled the hem of her shirt down more over the top of her pants before shaking her head and walking out the door. She had no idea why she had come out in the first place.

Anna: "Uh huh..." Anna picked up her drink, gave it an appraising look then tipped it over Cher's head. It wasn't surgical alcohol but it'd do.

Adriana: "Ack!" Adriana hurriedly took out her hanky again, folded it out, and placed it on the wound on Wade's head. "You need a doctor!"

SinJin: "Mmhmm." He copped a feel under the jacket. "Just thought I'd not make a big deal of it...besides...I don't want other people to see." His grin was pure innocence.

Wade: "Doctor shmoctor, I don't need no quack shrinking my head. Just give a little while, like couch says, it's just a broken shin, I'll walk it off." Wade said. The ringing was getting annoying.

Elizabeth: Rolling her eyes she pushed him backwards a little as the inevitable coppage happened. "And if they see they see."

Jason: Oh damn, he had missed accidental flashing? Jason chalked it up to being distracted with everything else. "He's always a gentleman, just a seedy gentleman."

Anna: Anna couldn't help giggling at the nonsense he was spouting, "You do know that made no sense, right?"

Adriana: "Are you sure?" Maybe the poor boy was just halucinating? On the other side, he was together with mutants, so maybe he was special in a way too? Maybe he had his brain in his pants?

Wade: "Then it fit perfectly, because sense world no makes it the." Wade said, reaching out and grabbing his beermug and finishing it, tipping a little too far, and started tipping himself back too.

SinJin: He looked around for Monet, but didn't see her. He shrugged. "Easy come, easy go." He did however insinuate himself next to Jason. "Good thing, too, Doc."

Elizabeth: "Seedy is one way of putting it," Lizzie remarked. "And now you get to smooch with your one true love!"

Adriana: "Whoops!" She gently poked him forth again. Even if he'd heal, cracking his skull open out in the open seemed inappropiate.

SinJin: "One true love?" He blinked once in confusion. "What did I miss?"

Elizabeth: She patted Jason's shoulder. "You two."

Anna: "Mental...." Anna muttered again, "I'm going to get another drink since I used my last one as disinfectant." She headed back to the bar.

Jason: "Apparently I'm living on jealousy and head petting. I think there's possibly something in the drinks that shouldn't be."

Wade: "You know, I have this theory, on how everyone's powers really work, and it involves dimens....." Wade just stared out into the bar, and finally flicked his head back to reality, "What are we talking about again?"

Elizabeth: "Apparently we're putting things in Jason's drink."

Jason: "Not exactly what I was insinuating there."

SinJin: He turned to face Jason with a gleeful look. "Really? You've come to your senses?" He catapulted into his lap, shaking with surpressed laughter that he hoped wasn't showing in his face. "Excellent."

Elizabeth: "I wish you many years of happiness!" Lizzie raised her glass in toast to them, trying not to bust a seam from laughing.

Jason: "Ack!" Jason suddenly found himself with a lapful of Ginny and was trying very much not to snort with laughter. "Oh yes, I've seen the light." His sides had already been hurting with supressed laughter as it was, now he was trying not to shake with it.

Anna: Anna returend to share and crazy hat girl with a fresh drink, she sat down and looked around again, quietly hoping that this was not normal behaviour but know that it probably was.

Elizabeth: Pulling her phone out of her bag, Lizzie quickly snapped a photo of them. This was myspace worthy. "You two are great."

Adriana: "Sorry hun, but it was mainly you talking..." She handed him the glass of water that finally had arrived.

SinJin: He wound his arms around Jason's neck, but only managed to dissolve into a fit of laughter. "Oh, let's away, dearest Jason," he managed to gasp out. "So you can have your wicked hallucinatory ways with me."

Anna: Anna sipped her whiskey, "All you people are weird...."

Jason: Oh God, photographic evidence. Now that the laughter was already starting Jason didn't bother to hold back his own. "Yes, let us be off! We can stoke your fire." Oh that one was painfully bad.

Elizabeth: "Actually this is quite normal behaviour for us," Lizzie nodded. Though… Really, maybe now she was staff she should limit these that weren't in an observatory capacity.

Wade: "I was talking?" Wade asked, then brought the glass to his mouth, then spewing it out, "Oh geeze, I think this vodka's gone bad."

Adriana: "It's water. It's good for you." She 'forced' his hand back up to place the glass on his lips.

SinJin: "And I will be honoured to light yours to a fiery blaze."

Anna: "This is normal?" Anna downed her drink, "I was afraid of that..."

Elizabeth: "Play safe though boys, remember always use a condom....Oh I just sounded like Annie, didn't I?"

Wade: Wade almost breathed in the water as he drank it.For a second he wondered how it would be to breathe underwater...and for some peculiar reason, also wondered if wings on feet would fit into the picture. The thoughts disappeared along with the water.
Jason: Apparently this was going to turn into a contest on who could deliver the cheesiest line at the moment. "And I'll be quite happy to make you see stars." Jason laughed more at Lizzie's comment. "It's being staff."

Elizabeth: "Oh well. I'll live," she drained her glass and blinked. Maybe she should have sipped a bit more. "Oh god. I'm staff."

Adriana: "There you go, good boy." She refused the initial thought to pat him on his back to make him burp. He wasn't a toddler.

SinJin: Wriggling on Jason's lap he produced some condoms from his back jeans pocket. "As if I would go without." He regarded Jason before bursting into more laughter. "Oh poor Lizzie. Being the responsible adult..."

Elizabeth: "And you've been sat on those all night. Very nice way to keep them!" she scoffed, but in amusement. "And yes I am which means I need to make sure people get home. At some point."

Jason: "See? He's like a boyscout in this case." Jason managed to get out between laughter. "So we can leave no man behind? They'd have a story to tell the next day though."

Elizabeth: "Well hence I want pizza so I can sit on the porch til everyone has dragged themselves inside."

SinJin: "Ooooh. Pizza sounds good." He stood up and put the condoms back in his pocket.

Elizabeth: "Anyone else want pizza? I'm buying," Lizzie offered as she hopped off her stool, grabbing her bag.

Jason: "My lap has been abandoned for the sake of faux-Italian food. Good thing I'm hungry."

Anna: Anna heard the word pizza and sat up, "Pizza?"

Elizabeth: "Yep, pizza," Lizzie nodded and gestured to the door.

Anna: "Yum!" Anna jumped up and headed for the others.

SinJin: He turned back to Jason. "Well, I could sit on your lap while we eat. Pizza and a bit of fun."

Jason: Snorting, Jason got up and followed the others out. "Well, dinner is always better with a bit of entertainment."


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